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[bjork]

While dicking around online yesterday at work, I happened to walk away while I was logged into myspace. My coworker wisely took the opportunity (just like I would've), and messaged a whole bunch of people from my account with all sorts of random comments.

So he sends some girl a comment about something like "yo u wan 2 meet cuz yo ass be crackin like da grand canyon" or something.

Today she replies back and says yes. Wtf? If I were a girl and some dude hit me up like that, I'd tell him to go away. I ended up writing back and directing her to his page on myspace, but still... the hell is wrong with people?

 

[Neo_ZX]

FHUTGC? Well she's probably a hoe. Take advantage.

 

[bjork]

Perhaps others would, but that's not my style.

 

[tracky_dacks]

Maybe it was a sarcastic yes.

 

[dskillzhtown]

What? You didn't take advantage of that situation?

 

[Doth Togo]

Nothing scary about that. Talk to her. She may think you've got a sense of humor.

 

[firex]

Guuuuuuuuuys! She doesn't have an avatar of her face! Help how do I talk to her

 

[bjork]

But it wasn't me that sent the message. I wouldn't just hit someone up out of the blue with something like that.

 

[beerbelly]

hehe you missed out by choice.
perhaps YOU are the one that's scary..

jk

 

[bjork]

I suppose that's also true, at least partially.

 

[Star Power]

 

[bjork]

heheh... I'm going to make that face at customers all day, now.

 

[i heart sluts]

link us her myspace page please... hehe

 

[bjork]

oh yeah, right.

"DTA, Rock! Don't never trust nobody!"

 

[lexbubble]

maybe she was jokin you back....

 

[bjork]

I just made that face at a guy who asked for the Cell Games box set.

He made a face back like that one of Britney in the car.

Good times... long day. :sigh:

 

[bishoptl]

We used to do this at EA all the time...until Human Resources cracked down on the QA department. Something about how poems involving KFC and choking one's chicken weren't "conducive to a proper working environment". No-fun twats.

 

[bjork]

Heheh.

post it plz

 

[Suerte]

 

[Oni Jazar]

link us her myspace page please... hehe

 

[Nikashi]

We used to do this at EA all the time...until Human Resources cracked down on the QA department. Something about how poems involving KFC and choking one's chicken weren't "conducive to a proper working environment". No-fun twats.

Uhhh, they cracked down? They still did that shit all the time when I was there.

 

[Che]

I'll have nightmares now.

 

[bjork]

Interesting shift, to say the least:

- kid comes in, is telling me about Eva and how much ass Eva kicks, etc. Then he shifts and goes, "Yeah, and one time I tricked my grandma into buying me hentai, ha ha." Something ain't right about that... even if it was some hot hentai, wouldn't you be reminded of your grandmother?

- guy comes in wearing a pink bandanna with a pink trucker cap, and a t-shirt that says, "sorry, I don't do girls." He asks me if we're hiring. I say no. He asks me if I personally have anything that needs worked, and when I looked up, he winked. I said no.

- girl comes in from the photography place next door and buys candy. She happened to overhear the kid talking about the hentai, and she asked me what hentai was. So I tried to tell her without getting graphic, as there were kids in the store and whatnot. She didn't believe me, so I directed her to the hentai shelf. She looked at some and made a "that's naughty" face, and came back to question it. I told her if she really wanted to see some, I'd put some on after the shop closes, next time I have a closing shift. So Sunday night, she'll be exposed to hentai.

 

[miyuru]

You know you like all this.

 

[Evolution VIII]

While dicking around online yesterday at work, I happened to walk away while I was logged into myspace. My coworker wisely took the opportunity (just like I would've), and messaged a whole bunch of people from my account with all sorts of random comments.

So he sends some girl a comment about something like "yo u wan 2 meet cuz yo ass be crackin like da grand canyon" or something.

Today she replies back and says yes. Wtf? If I were a girl and some dude hit me up like that, I'd tell him to go away. I ended up writing back and directing her to his page on myspace, but still... the hell is wrong with people?

That's why you lock your computer when you walk away.