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[jufonuk]

 

[GeekyDad]

...Thoughts? What does GAF think?

I think perhaps you are (were) having a bad day. Saying "good evening" / "good morning" to someone is typically meant as a "good wishes to you," not acknowledgement that the day is good. Maybe he saw you and your state and thought you could use some well wishes. Sounds like a generous soul. Perhaps you just needed some time to digest it. But your reaction, externally, seemed gracious.

Anyway, I have many days like this, so I feel you. It's hard being gracious when you feel like shit. That's just a fact of life, shitty as it can be sometimes.

 

[UnNamed]

It's ok as long as he's didn't misgendered you

Spoiler

but you have probably misgendered him.

Spoiler

 

[IntentionalPun]

Pretty lame parody thread.

 

[Mistake]

This reminds me of the time a stubby asian man jumped out of some bushes, and went “hello~” causing me to panic and run away

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Pretty lame parody thread.

Whatever you say, Hasan.

 

[anthony2690]

I'm disappointed, I expected this thread to be from the blessed day guy.

 

[Happosai]

I'm disappointed, I expected this thread to be from the blessed day guy.

Careful what you wish for...

 

[Outlier]

We know OPs Kryptonite now

Why does this movie KEEP popping up in content I consume!

I saw it a few months ago (first time) and thought it was ok, but it keeps getting mentioned. Sigh.

 

[Sleepwalker]

 

[N0S]

It's dangerous in these skreets!

 

[mortal]

Bible Black Christian Circle Jerk Jackoff Competition.

Wait, wasn't that a hentai?

 

[Kamina]

Blessed be the fruit

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Wait, wasn't that a hentai?

Okay, full disclosure my man, I typed "Bible belt," initially but my auto correct changed it, and I figured sometimes Fate writes better than the OP, so I just rolled with it.

 

[Redneckerz]

So I was minding my business, just running errands, and out of the darkness (fucking Winter) some dude just spawns out of atoms and says "Hey, good evening!"

Fuck. Right. Off.

Typical garbage meme thread i have seen so many times on GAF throughout the years already. I get it, you want to come off as sarcastic by making a thread about a gesture so universally nice that it is difficult to be actually upset against, but here you are, infamoususeryou. You are making that thread.

I very well know this is a parody, its just not a fun one. That's alright though:

If you were actually funny, you wouldn't be posting on GAF but you would be making a living as a comedian.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Typical garbage meme thread i have seen so many times on GAF throughout the years already. I get it, you want to come off as sarcastic by making a thread about a gesture so universally nice that it is difficult to be actually upset against, but here you are, infamoususeryou. You are making that thread.

I very well know this is a parody, its just not a fun one. That's alright though:

If you were actually funny, you wouldn't be posting on GAF but you would be making a living as a comedian.

Hey.

Go fuck yourself.

LOL

 

[cash_longfellow]

I hope this is a fucking joke thread somehow. If not, sit your miserable ass down.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I hope this is a fucking joke thread somehow. If not, sit your miserable ass down.

Joking? On the internet? I'm not a silly clown, OR a comedian, I post on GAF. There's a strict non-compete against comedy clubs and GAF, I was just told by a kind gentleman who is probably FANTASTIC at parties.

 

[cash_longfellow]

Joking? On the internet? I'm not a silly clown, OR a comedian, I post on GAF. There's a strict non-compete against comedy clubs and GAF, I was just told by a kind gentleman who is probably FANTASTIC at parties.

Wow…right on. This is the first time I’ve legitimately had no response whatsoever to someone on Gaf. Well done…I guess?

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Wow…right on. This is the first time I’ve legitimately had no response whatsoever to someone on Gaf. Well done…I guess?

That is a response, though. You're just a liar, sir.

Spoiler:

Yes, it's a shitpost joke thread, look up some of Days Like These... threads, poking some fun at that. Humor is most effective when you don't have to explain the joke, and some would say that that means that it's a bad joke, but I share a different opinion. Lurk more.

 

[cash_longfellow]

That is a response, though. You're just a liar, sir.

Spoiler:

Yes, it's a shitpost joke thread, look up some of Days Like These... threads, poking some fun at that. Humor is most effective when you don't have to explain the joke, and some would say that that means that it's a bad joke, but I share a different opinion. Lurk more.

Fair enough. (Sits and watches the trash fly impossibly high over his head). Carry on

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Lurk? Your post is just trash. It is what it is. There is literally no point to it, it’s not funny, and you are making the forums look bad . Should o
Put that in an spoiler tag to look cool?
Fair enough. (Sits and watches the trash fly impossibly high over his head). Carry on

I'm making the forum look bad? Are you financially invested? Is Evilore your uncle? It's a fucking video game forum. A lot of you guys need to get the NO FUN ALLOWED sign surgically removed from your asses.

Edit:

Spoiler

Post didn't look cool enough, sorry.

 

[I_D]

You just missed a critical side-quest.

I recommend restarting.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

You just missed a critical side-quest.

I recommend restarting.

See? An actual HELPFUL response. Thank GOD for checkpoints.

 

[gow3isben]

Why you posting such assault here tweet that shit like a normal person

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Why you posting such assault here tweet that shit like a normal person

Character limits on messages are also a creation of organized religion, so I actively stay away from social media, as a way of letting people know how regular and well adjusted I am.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Where I live in the UK, its common for people say good morning to each other. It's great.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Where I live in the UK, its common for people say good morning to each other. It's great.

That's the brainwashing you were victim to being born into the bosom of the Knights' Templar and their hellfire and brimstone crusades.

 

[Nester99]

 

[kapshin]

Well, I mean, after midnight I greet strangers by pulling down my pants and meat spinning so this is pretty tame in comparison.

BadMeat

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Mildly amusing, but you need to work on your trolling game OP.

 

[Kagey K]

I'm gonna hold the door open for you and tell you to have a blessed day and a good evening.

 

[Meicyn]

 

[Chronicle]

Where I'm from strangers greet each other all the time. You must live in America.

 

[JonSnowball]

You should have blinded him with high velocity jizz. Blast that load into his peepers, throw the smoke grenade, and run into the night.

 

[Days like these...]

Not sure what you guys are fighting about but it's much too cringe and meta even for me.

 

[Celcius]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I *am* the help. And I can't be stopped.

 

[Neolombax]

You have a blessed day.

 

[Redneckerz]

Hey.

Go fuck yourself.

LOL

Hi!

Masturbation is healthy, so yes, will do!

No hard feelings ofc.

Joking? On the internet? I'm not a silly clown, OR a comedian, I post on GAF. There's a strict non-compete against comedy clubs and GAF, I was just told by a kind gentleman who is probably FANTASTIC at parties.

I actually am.
But i don't tell that on GAF. I do not need that reassurance.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Hi!

Masturbation is healthy, so yes, will do!

No hard feelings ofc.

I actually am.
But i don't tell that on GAF. I do not need that reassurance.

My post history is fields of shit, no hard feelings taken or intended to be given, closed for the holidays.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'm stealing this

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Wtf is your problem

Maybe he's on his period

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Maybe he's on his period

My virginia is blooding help

 

[Meicyn]

 

[Gp1]

Now imagine him in his 70's...

 

[AV]

OP would have an aneurysm living in the UK. Buying a sausage roll results in several greetings, thank yous and goodbyes.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

OP would have an aneurysm living in the UK. Buying a sausage roll results in several greetings, thank yous and goodbyes.

If you know what I mean

 

[Davesky]

Social anxiety with gaffers seems to be relatively common.