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Sony Presents: Super Mario
- Thread starter Grildon Tundy
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Badlucktroll
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kazuyamishima
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"The Super Mario Brothers"
Coming 2026 to PS5/Xbox Series X and Epic Games Store.
Coming 2026 to PS5/Xbox Series X and Epic Games Store.
simpatico
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Camera is way too loose and flowy. Needs to be stiffer and more restrictive. Mario needs to be more depressed. Decades of oppressing koopas and goombas needs to catch up with his colonial ass. It's about time the people take back the mushroom kingdom. Does the name tell you anything honey? STOLEN LAND.
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The_hunter
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The TAA blurring everything to 360p is a nice touch lol.
Saint Boot Gaming
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Peach: Excellent, Mario! Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!
Mario: Kept Ya waiting, aha!~
Mario: Kept Ya waiting, aha!~
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Needs a scene where jacked, masculine Peach gets railed doggy style
kevboard
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100 free Mario Coins as a pre-order bonus.
poodaddy
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The camera needs to be more crammed up his ass, I mean Mario's char model should be about a third of the screen space if we really want the Sony experience. Also, he should move slow as shit and his jump should be just marginally higher than the average jump height. Add in some cracks to shimmy through, perhaps some forced stealth sections as Luigi or Toad, some hackey writing to make Peach the most capable, tough, and intelligent of everyone, oh, and some context exclusive crouch sections that take arbitrarily extremely long.
The full AAA experience.
Edit: Oh, and jump is context exclusive as well.
The full AAA experience.
Edit: Oh, and jump is context exclusive as well.
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Pasta la Vista
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This is hilarious, imagine if Nintendo made a Metroid game with annoying quipping side characters that explain how to play the game through a radio.... oh wait!