Sophie Turner confirmed as Lara Croft for Live Action series.

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There's still boobies! But we have to relinquish these old I.P's, they've been well and truly subverted. Well beyond their original intentions, taken over by absolute culture and creative vacuums..

Just sit back, relax, enjoy the ride. They're only showing their ineptitude, time and again

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It's.. weirdly cathartic :unsure:
 
Angelina tricked the entire planet into thinking she had big boobs with the tr movies, one of the biggest ruse of the past 50 years :lollipop_squinting:

But she had enough boobs to make good use of a push up bra.

Not sure what this chick can push up other than his bones...
Nah man, 90's era Jolie was DEFINITELY packing some good sweater puppies. The Foxfire, Gia, Mojave Moon era. Definitely used a push up to get that video game LC look, but it wasn't until her anorexic Brad Pitt era where the goods faded away.

Sure, you can find some Ukrainian or Romanian girls that fit LC PERFECTLY and naturally, but the acting talent to go along with it is the issue. You look like that and 'talent' isn't something you really need worry about :P
 
Nah man, 90's era Jolie was DEFINITELY packing some good sweater puppies. The Foxfire, Gia, Mojave Moon era. Definitely used a push up to get that video game LC look, but it wasn't until her anorexic Brad Pitt era where the goods faded away.

Sure, you can find some Ukrainian or Romanian girls that fit LC PERFECTLY and naturally, but the acting talent to go along with it is the issue. You look like that and 'talent' isn't something you really need worry about :P
Even at her best, she never had what i would call big tits, she had ok\nice sized boobs.


In the tr movie poster she legit look like she has pamela anderson type of boobs, and we know it's far from true.

Maybe not a ruse since 99% of women us push up bra nowadays :lollipop_grinning_sweat:

You can bet your ass many men were disappointed when they searched her gia nudes, i fucking was:lollipop_squinting:
 
You can bet your ass many men were disappointed when they searched her gia nudes, i fucking was:lollipop_squinting:
I glommed on to her in Foxfire, which also had Hedy Burress whom I liked a lot back in the day, so Gia was just even more of the glorious same. That inflated balloon breast look was never my favorite.

Jolie in Tomb Raider was a great example of picking an actress who looked 95% the part, boosting her to 100% accuracy with a little costuming magic, and then taking advantage of her pretty good acting talent to make a half decent flick.

Sophie Turner has never impressed me with her acting talent or her looks, so unless she gets into SPECTACULAR shape and delivers a kinetic, visceral performance as Lara Croft I'm not really not sure how she got the role over what must be a LEGION of more fit, athletic, boobalicious, and quite frankly, sexier lasses with an equal amount (glass half full) of acting capability.
 
Jolie in Tomb Raider was a great example of picking an actress who looked 95% the part, boosting her to 100% accuracy with a little costuming magic, and then taking advantage of her pretty good acting talent to make a half decent flick.

exactly , also 90´s Jolie had a huge sex appeal which also helped a lot. no doubt she wore a push up bra and the poster is photoshopped 100%.

Sophie just doesnt have the sex appeal , yes she´s cute but it´s not a bombshell like jolie was or lara is in the games.
 
Sophie Turner has never impressed me with her acting talent or her looks, so unless she gets into SPECTACULAR shape and delivers a kinetic, visceral performance as Lara Croft I'm not really not sure how she got the role over what must be a LEGION of more fit, athletic, boobalicious, and quite frankly, sexier lasses with an equal amount (glass half full) of acting capability.

Regardless of her acting skills, I don't think they could produce anything good out of it.
Let's face it. Tomb Raider was a well made product of it's time, the problem is with modern people/writting is the target audience. Anything that sounds like it's for male audience is already seem as problematic.
The fact that they choose her of all people already proves this movie is 100% destined to fail. I don't think anybody is asking the actress of Lara Croft to be the hugest hot bimbo (would be nice though), but of all women to choose they choose one that has literally zero to offer in terms of body, something that it's crutial to Lara as herself is a sexy women regardless of people having problem with the huge chest. This woman is so dry that she could be pretty much cosplaying as a man.
 
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She gives me Paris Hilton vibes.

I don't like it.

Nah, she looks like one of those British female tourists in Greece during the 90's/early 00's : tall, pale, slender like a cucumber (not a compliment btw), zero class, almost always drunk and with a terrible hygiene down there...

Maybe I'm having PTSD from the fishy smell that still lingers around my frigging nostrils after all those summers down in Chalkidiki but...this actress reminds me exactly of that for some reason.
 
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