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The dark hour is upon us.

West Columbia, SC (WLTX) - The South Carolina Emergency Management Division isn't expecting any major problems on eclipse day, other than heavy traffic.

Oh, and maybe a Lizard Man sighting or two.

The agency sent a tongue and cheek post on social media Wednesday about possible paranormal activity on August 21, the day the total solar eclipse will pass through South Carolina.

Then also sent a map that has a list of possible Lizard Man sighting. (The Lizard Man, for those who don't know, is basically South Carolina's Bigfoot, although a scaly-reptile like creature rather than a hairy beast).

"SCEMD does not know if Lizardmen become more active during a solar eclipse, but we advise that residents of Lee and Sumter counties should remain vigilant."

They add, "if you see something, say something."

You can find much more...shall we say...'legitimate' news about the eclipse on WLTX's Eclipse page.

And don't forget: The South Carolina State Fair and WLTX will be offering a “totally” awesome tailgating experience during Columbia’s historic eclipse. For more details, go to the Total Eclipse Tailgate Page.

The eclipse is on August 21st and will be the first total solar eclipse in the US since 1979. Stay safe.

 

[Surface of Me]

Ted Cruz lives in Texas tho.

 

[Wanda/Wander]

 

[Dishwalla]

Where's that Demon Lizardman poster, with the Space Pirate Sara av?

 

[Toxi]

Damn sauropsids are mocking us.

 

[MIMIC]

Heh. Cute.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

 

[BlackGoku03]

I live in Sumter.

I'll let you know if Lizardman gets me when I'm taking pics of the Eclipse.

 

[Kayhan]

Damn, he swole.

 

[buttery fistful]

How closely related is Lizardman to George H.W. Bush the Reptilian?

 

[lastplayed]

Well yeah, look what happened during the last eclipse.

 

[norm9]

lol. Looks like a "Haters Gonna Hate" meme.

On topic, I don't wanna run into that thing in a dark alley, especially during an eclipse.

 

[Kusagari]

 

[frontovik]

Do they drop good loot?

 

[Albino_Yeti]

Looks like a Power Ranger villain lmao.

 

[Forerunner]

Mothman is also going to appear.

 

[HeatBoost]

it speaks volumes to the tenor of the times that i am genuinely thankful this is just a bit of cheekiness and not an actual government agency, that is funded with tax dollars, warning the public about a cryptid

 

[Just_myles]

hahaha ALBERT

 

[Windam]

Anyone wanna form a party so we can get a few kills in for the event quest

 

[norm9]

 

[Oberon]

.

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

I had a good chuckle. Nice job.

 

[highrider]

Hoped they would be more like sleestak.

 

[Nicolada]

Stay safe, South Carolinians.

 

[Lulubop]

Wow is that pic real OP? HOLY SHIT

 

[TheGameshark]

Must be those interdimensional aliens. Keep them away from the children.

 

[Wallach]

.

mfw I'm daydreaming about soul calibur customs

 

[FUME5]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

 

[Clydefrog]

I've seen that lizardman pic before..

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Calling in sick Monday. Can't risk it.

 

[Kthulhu]

Godzuki, is that you?

 

[commedieu]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

Hmmmmmmm

 

[Baroquemantic]

They've been watching too much People of Earth.

 

[IamDodongo]

tongue and cheek

asfdsfsdsasddf

 

[The Living Tribunal]

The dark hour is upon us.

Dude is swole af. Been making all kinds of gains.

 

[Kthulhu]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

I thought I closed my /d/ tab.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

 

[Kitschkraft]

 

[chaislip3]

 

[inner-G]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

I've always found Argonian women quite striking also.

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

 

[Galactic Barret]

Is it possible Lizard Men do really exist?

I mean, what would you do if they appeared? Would they be like dragons and breathe fire?

Trump is the fucking (worst ever) President of the United States of America. Anything is possible.

 

[lastplayed]

Just Lizard Men?

Now that's a sweet roll.

 

[Akronis]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

yo reptile tits make no sense I can't get off to this

edit: also the lighting and face position makes it look like she has a twirly mustache

 

[Bronx-Man]

Why does that lizard woman have D cup boobs

Lizards are boobless

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Why does that lizard woman have D cup boobs

Lizards are boobless

Because of reasons.

 

[FUME5]

Why does that lizard woman have D cup boobs

Lizards are boobless

My Elder Scrolls characters say otherwise good sir.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

Why would a lizard have tits?

 

[Wallach]

Why would a lizard have tits?

why would she have a dress or a sweet roll either

I want my money back

 

[norm9]

Dude is swole af. Been making all kinds of gains.

I'm jealous how jacked up the lizard man is