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[lastplayed]

lol bipedal talking lizards and it's the tits that upset people.

 

[FUME5]

Why would a lizard have tits?

You post on a videogame forum while having no knowledge of Argonian lore?

It's meant for Argonians that weren't born near the Hist. Like for example, an Argonian born in Skyrim doesn't have access to Hist Sap, which is necessary for Argonians to grow. Therefore, female Argonians produce a substitute for those cases.

 

[SgtCobra]

ALMOST first post, aaarghh

 

[Xe4]

Someone needs to make this map, but with lizard men sightings instead:

 

[norm9]

Someone needs to make this map, but with lizard men sightings instead:

What's interesting is that the eclipse and bigfoot sighting converge in South Carolina, the only native location on planet earth for venus fly traps. the same location as the lizard man. hmmmm

 

[Koomaster]

I welcome them as should we all. I will moisten their scales as should we all. When my service is ended they can lay their eggs in my chest cavity as should we all. Hail the Lizardmen; turn our society to the sun and let it burn our eyes so we may truly see their majesty!

 

[Arulan]

What nonsense.

 

[sixteen-bit]

lmao

 

[norm9]

What nonsense.

A scientist appears!

 

[Hackworth]

Well yeah, look what happened during the last eclipse.

Excellent.

 

[sinkfla87]

Someone Photoshop "haters gonna hate" over this please.

 

[Lucky Seven]

What sort of party do I need to assemble to fight this? Recommended gear and levels?

 

[Johndoey]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

 

[Zen_Arcade]

At least someone in the Government is still looking out for the people.

 

[Wolfe]

Why does that lizard woman have D cup boobs

Lizards are boobless

Just think of how they must feel given the skin...

Hubba hubba!

 

[louiedog]

I'm not worried about Lizard Men, but I am a bit worried about having a car full of non-whites driving through SC next week to see the eclipse after last weekend.

 

[Ashodin]

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.

Also SMH at everyone not knowing the Lusty Argonian Maid when you see it

 

[Akronis]

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.

Also SMH at everyone not knowing the Lusty Argonian Maid when you see it

It's pretty obvious but you can still point out the ridiculous lizard tits

Spoiler

Also it's Lifts-Her-Tail you casual

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

Lizards don't have boobs.... Just saying...

 

[Tubobutts]

Why would a lizard have tits?

Because the sentient god trees that created them wanted them to have tits duh.

 

[Nicolada]

Someone needs to make this map, but with lizard men sightings instead:

I'm just happy this image exists at all.

 

[FUME5]

Just think of how they must feel given the skin...

Hubba hubba!

You mean bark.

It's pretty obvious but you can still point out the ridiculous lizard tits

Spoiler

Also it's Lifts-Her-Tail you casual

Lizards don't have boobs.... Just saying...

Such hateful ignorance, I reiterate:

It's meant for Argonians that weren't born near the Hist. Like for example, an Argonian born in Skyrim doesn't have access to Hist Sap, which is necessary for Argonians to grow. Therefore, female Argonians produce a substitute for those cases.

Because the sentient god trees that created them wanted them to have tits duh.

This guy fucks.

 

[toddhunter]

The agency sent a tongue and cheek post

I was genuinely surprised to come into this thread and see that it wasn't serious.

Genuinely surprised.

In 2017.

Thanks America.

 

[FUME5]

Tongue and cheek?

How do you fuck that one up.

 

[jiiikoo]

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

 

[jetjevons]

Oh God don't remind me. That scene in Ep 1 came out of nowhere.

 

[Jailer of Hope]

Long live Zorp.

 

[hydruxo]

 

[Psxphile]

motherfucking Sleestaks!

Spoiler

"Holly, we really are The Land of the Lost"

 

[HStallion]

What you really need to be watching out for during the Eclipse:

 

[itwasTuesday]

Am I safe if I have the NASA approved spectacles?

 

[lastplayed]

There he is

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Never forget

 

[Van Bur3n]

Another terrible reason to live in South Carolina. Goddamn lizard men. The whole lot of 'em.

 

[Akronis]

Never forget

It's probably bad that I know what the source of this is, right?

 

[Hyun Sai]

I wouldn't worry about men...

 

[daveo42]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

Isn't that the mom from the TV show Dinosaurs?

 

[F34R]

I live in Sumter.

I'll let you know if Lizardman gets me when I'm taking pics of the Eclipse.

I'll meet ya in Columbia and we'll go lizard hunting!!

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Isn't that the mom from the TV show Dinosaurs?

This was before she became a mother, but yes.

 

[norm9]

https://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/CultureShock/archives/2017/08/21/lizard-man-heads-to-park-circle-for-the-solar-eclipse

Lizard Man spotted in Park Circle ahead of the eclipse

Sadly, this picture is a hoax.

 

[jstripes]

Someone needs to make this map, but with lizard men sightings instead:

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

yo reptile tits make no sense I can't get off to this

edit: also the lighting and face position makes it look like she has a twirly mustache

i agreed with you until she had a twirly mustache now its even hotter

 

[sixteen-bit]

The only lizardman I saw was a soul calibur character

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Lol isn't that guy from Power Rangers Season 1?

 

[LQX]

Just Lizard Men?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjhIAiN.jpg[/IMG]

I wonder what she can do with that tongue....

 

[sixteen-bit]

I wonder what she can do with that tongue....

smell

 

[EYEL1NER]

I didn't spy any Lizard Men here in Sumter. I was probably in a good location to see them too; everyone in town was at Dillon Park and I was at someone's house over on the other less-populated side closer to Wedgefield, so odds are they would have been walking around near me where they thought there was less chance of being spotted.

 

[Jonnax]

Ah I see that picture is inspired by the writings of Crassius Curio
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

 

[mrplaid]

I've lived in South Carolina my entire life for 34 years. I've never heard of this lizardman.