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[Cunth]

Sorry, beta males. You shouldn't try to rock a beard - its not a good look. As a man, this is problematic.

 

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[Skyr]

Got to hide that soy infused double chin.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Cunth can't grow a beard confirmed.

 

[kingwingin]

Women love the beard

 

[DogofWar]

Friends I have who sport a beard look like 12 year olds without them. Even if they are 30 +.
I guess having a full beard is some sort of defense mechanism against having to show ID when buying energy drinks as an adult.

 

[Richard Packer]

Sorry, beta males. You shouldn't try to rock a beard - its not a good look. As a man, this is problematic.

Congrats on the weight loss, Cunth Keep it up!!

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Dat soyboy open mouth, ready to receive.

 

[ipukespiders]

I wonder if they use a special comb to remove the crusty semen.

 

[LoV]

What's with all the mouth opening pics?

 

[nush]

Bald, overweight, receding hairline, glasses, open mouth pose and the beard that's quite possible ginger. Congratulations on being easier to identify that Hipsters.

 

[ROMhack]

Not sure the last guy deserves to be there. If he wasn't wearing that shirt he'd look like a normal bro.

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

Lol I have a beard now because I’m just done with shaving seeing as I have no reason to look clean cut if I’m not in an office.

 

[ROMhack]

Lol I have a beard now because I’m just done with shaving seeing as I have no reason to look clean cut if I’m not in an office.

This but I'm also growing pirate hair.

Much fun.

 

[nush]

What's with all the mouth opening pics?

Youtube Thumbnails.

 

[Spukc]

Amazon is having a special pegging kit 50% off!

It comes with a nintendo switch too!
And if you let your wife's boyfriend buy it for you. You can use this special 10% extra off coupon. SOYPEGBF2020

Go go go go!

 

[ROMhack]

Youtube Thumbnails.

With regard to the OTT reaction to Star Wars, I dated a girl like that once. She dragged me to a midnight screening of Guardians of the Galaxy and I remember feeling suddenly very uncomfortable.

What was worse was the hour afterwards we sat talking about it like I had any interest in the film. Then we fucked and I went home. GG.

 

[LoV]

With regard to the OTT reaction to Star Wars, I dated a girl like that once. She dragged me to a midnight screening of Guardians of the Galaxy and I remember feeling suddenly very uncomfortable.

What was worse was the hour afterwards we sat talking about it like I had any interest in the film. Then we fucked and I went home. GG.

Sounds like a #metoo night.

 

[nush]

Relevant to the topic, and spot on.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

A decade or so, we used to mock neckbeards as unkempt manchildren, but somehow it became a mainstream thing and these are the people exercising influence on society. Sad state of affairs.

 

[GreyHorace]

Come on. It ain't that bad-

.... I stand corrected.

 

[LaughingStock]

I'm triggered.

 

[teezzy]

"NO, THE BEARD STAYS! YOU GO!!!"

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

Wings Of Redemption, the best neck-strap beard in town:

 

[teezzy]

As a bald guy, you absolutely need to have some form of facial hair

I don't know why, but every single time I shave people give me shit

I assume it makes me look like Moby if he ate too much Arby's or something

NOBODY wants to see that

 

[teezzy]

Unless you're fucking jacked like Bruce Willis, Joe Rogan, or Jason Statham

I think that's the exception

People hate bald heads with no facial hair

 

[Deleted member 17706]

If you're bald, you need to be in shape or old.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Wings Of Redemption, the best neck-strap beard in town:

Welp, that's enough internet for today.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

I got one but I also retained my hairline at 30 so I'm safe.

 

[teezzy]

If you're bald, you need to be in shape or old.

True as fuck.

People regularly tell me I look like David Cross. I'll take it. It's a fair compromise. Still, doing my best to eat right and work out when I can.

 

[SirKicksalot]

What's with all the mouth opening pics?

Unironically: it's a gesture specific to primates (including humans) which is an invitation to play.

 

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Found this!

 

[Revoh]

 

[LordCBH]

This thread just makes me glad that the hair on my head keeps getting thicker. So at least I don’t have the ugly receding hairline look. Now to just trim some fat to get rid of that part of the look lol

 

[Armorian]

Women love the beard

Some probably do, not the ones I know.

 

[JBat]

They need to close their mouths before birds start nesting in there.

 

[JimiNutz]

TDiddyLive Oh shit

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Dude... if that's picking on a specific poster like I think it is, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.

 

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Dude... if that's picking on a specific poster like I think it is, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.

Yup, ban him!

 

[TDiddyLive]

Yup, ban him!

If the beard fits, you must acquit!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

What's with all the mouth opening pics?

Probably yearning for their momma's titty to be popped back in.

 

[godhandiscen]

Dude... if that's picking on a specific poster like I think it is, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.

Yeah come on dude. The guy takes so much fucking shit from everybody in the board, and yet he still continues posting in an amicable manner. Cut him a break. A true soyboy would have quitted in a melodramatic fit of rage ages ago.

 

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Yeah come on dude. The guy takes so much fucking shit from everybody in the board, and yet he still continues posting in an amicable manner. Cut him a break. A true souboy would have quitted in a melodramatic for of rage ages ago.

Agreed, that was over the line. TDiddy should be ashamed of himself.

 

[samporter]

I think this is a ridiculous trend of bald men growing unkept beards. It's probably an indication of emotionally immature/stunted men. Emotionally mature people can cope with difficult situations by being true to their selves, not by doing childish and outlandish things, like growing dirty beards or ruining their skin with tattoes.

 

[neobiz]

This thread just makes me glad that the hair on my head keeps getting thicker. So at least I don’t have the ugly receding hairline look. Now to just trim some fat to get rid of that part of the look lol

Suck it

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[Hotty Botty]

This image gave me a headache.

 

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[highrider]

When I see these dudes I just think they should bring back the draft. It’s actually a challenge to find masculine white men in a crowd now. Increasingly rare. Single moms.

Group of men from the 40s, Construction workers.

 

[Later Alligator]

my shits going grey in the middle

RIP beard

 

[triplestation]