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Cunth

Cunth

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Sorry, beta males. You shouldn't try to rock a beard - its not a good look. As a man, this is problematic.

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Friends I have who sport a beard look like 12 year olds without them. Even if they are 30 +.
I guess having a full beard is some sort of defense mechanism against having to show ID when buying energy drinks as an adult.
 
Bald, overweight, receding hairline, glasses, open mouth pose and the beard that's quite possible ginger. Congratulations on being easier to identify that Hipsters.
 
Not sure the last guy deserves to be there. If he wasn't wearing that shirt he'd look like a normal bro.
 
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With regard to the OTT reaction to Star Wars, I dated a girl like that once. She dragged me to a midnight screening of Guardians of the Galaxy and I remember feeling suddenly very uncomfortable.

What was worse was the hour afterwards we sat talking about it like I had any interest in the film. Then we fucked and I went home. GG.
 
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ROMhack said:
With regard to the OTT reaction to Star Wars, I dated a girl like that once. She dragged me to a midnight screening of Guardians of the Galaxy and I remember feeling suddenly very uncomfortable.

What was worse was the hour afterwards we sat talking about it like I had any interest in the film. Then we fucked and I went home. GG.
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Sounds like a #metoo night.
 
A decade or so, we used to mock neckbeards as unkempt manchildren, but somehow it became a mainstream thing and these are the people exercising influence on society. Sad state of affairs.
 
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As a bald guy, you absolutely need to have some form of facial hair

I don't know why, but every single time I shave people give me shit

I assume it makes me look like Moby if he ate too much Arby's or something

NOBODY wants to see that
 
Unless you're fucking jacked like Bruce Willis, Joe Rogan, or Jason Statham

I think that's the exception

People hate bald heads with no facial hair
 
This thread just makes me glad that the hair on my head keeps getting thicker. So at least I don't have the ugly receding hairline look. Now to just trim some fat to get rid of that part of the look lol
 
Dude... if that's picking on a specific poster like I think it is, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.
 
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Dude... if that's picking on a specific poster like I think it is, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.
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Yeah come on dude. The guy takes so much fucking shit from everybody in the board, and yet he still continues posting in an amicable manner. Cut him a break. A true soyboy would have quitted in a melodramatic fit of rage ages ago.
 
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Yeah come on dude. The guy takes so much fucking shit from everybody in the board, and yet he still continues posting in an amicable manner. Cut him a break. A true souboy would have quitted in a melodramatic for of rage ages ago.
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Agreed, that was over the line. TDiddy should be ashamed of himself.
 
I think this is a ridiculous trend of bald men growing unkept beards. It's probably an indication of emotionally immature/stunted men. Emotionally mature people can cope with difficult situations by being true to their selves, not by doing childish and outlandish things, like growing dirty beards or ruining their skin with tattoes.
 
When I see these dudes I just think they should bring back the draft. It's actually a challenge to find masculine white men in a crowd now. Increasingly rare. Single moms.

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