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[diffusionx]

Unless you're fucking jacked like Bruce Willis, Joe Rogan, or Jason Statham

I think that's the exception

People hate bald heads with no facial hair

So get jacked, brother

 

[and 3 others]

To be fair, Copper Cab is Alfred Borden committed troll.

 

[cryptoadam]

When I see these dudes I just think they should bring back the draft. It’s actually a challenge to find masculine white men in a crowd now. Increasingly rare. Single moms.

Group of men from the 40s, Construction workers.

Not one neck beard or open mouth smile.

 

[thefool]

I have a somewhat big beard, not the strongest jaw so it fits me. There's probably a lot of girls that don't find appealing, but a lot also do, so I'm good. I look way better with it (older tho :/ )

 

[Rest]

Why you 'mirin these beards, Cunth ? You have some tendencies you need to tell us about?

 

[and 3 others]

Why you 'mirin these beards, Cunth ? You have some tendencies you need to tell us about?

Lol. "What's 'mirin? Do you even lift?"

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

When I see these dudes I just think they should bring back the draft. It’s actually a challenge to find masculine white men in a crowd now. Increasingly rare. Single moms.

Group of men from the 40s, Construction workers.

Put all those people in modern male clothing and they'd look the same.

 

[teezzy]

So get jacked, brother

I'm literally working on it lol.

Ty <3

 

[TrainedRage]

Honest to god im just growing a mustache, im done with beard vs no beard vs kneckbeard.

Mustache FTW plebs!!!

 

[infinitys_7th]

Not sure the last guy deserves to be there. If he wasn't wearing that shirt he'd look like a normal bro.

Those glasses are fucking terrible though.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Im glad I look like an alpha male. Goddamn soyboy beta cucks.

 

[Tenaciousmo]

i wont shave because soyboies try to have facial hair.

 

[TaySan]

Handsome men with beards.

 

[brap]

Handsome men with beards.

 

[TrainedRage]

Handsome men with beards.

Posts clean shaven emoji.... I see you.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Beard > No Beard

 

[nush]

When I see these dudes I just think they should bring back the draft. It’s actually a challenge to find masculine white men in a crowd now. Increasingly rare. Single moms.

Group of men from the 40s, Construction workers.

That dudes Alan Grant cosplay is on point.

 

[008]

I’m not checking dudes out and wondering whether they’re weak, soy, masculine, alpha, or strong.

You do you.

 

[TaySan]

Come on guys no need for immaturity. These dudes just need better pictures. : P

 

[Riven326]

These soy guys creep me out. It's like what I imagine the staff at IGN looks like.

 

[PSYGN]

When I see these dudes I just think they should bring back the draft. It’s actually a challenge to find masculine white men in a crowd now. Increasingly rare. Single moms.

Group of men from the 40s, Construction workers.

Maybe in the cities.

 

[-Arcadia-]

As a bald guy, you absolutely need to have some form of facial hair

I don't know why, but every single time I shave people give me shit

I assume it makes me look like Moby if he ate too much Arby's or something

NOBODY wants to see that

We tried to tell you about all that tuna. Now you've lost all your hair.

 

[Calcium]

I don't think the beards are soy, it's the betas growing a beard that is a problem. If any of the men in the OP weren't wearing the NPC glasses with the cum shot accepting pose there wouldn't be anything wrong with their beards. Hate the soy, not the beard.

 

[TDiddyLive]

I don't think the beards are soy, it's the betas growing a beard that is a problem. If any of the men in the OP weren't wearing the NPC glasses with the cum shot accepting pose there wouldn't be anything wrong with their beards. Hate the soy, not the beard.

Another thing is most of them just look worse by adding the beard. They would probably realize they look better clean shaven after the initial shock of not having facial hair wore off.

 

[TheSadRanger]

I don't think the beards are soy, it's the betas growing a beard that is a problem. If any of the men in the OP weren't wearing the NPC glasses with the cum shot accepting pose there wouldn't be anything wrong with their beards. Hate the soy, not the beard.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Handsome men with beards.

 

[GAMETA]

That's BS. My beard started growing when I was 15 and I've been using it ever since, sometimes bigger, sometimes shorter, but never completely shaved.

Not the world's fault if you can't grow nothing, Cunth

 

[Cunth]

That's BS. My beard started growing when I was 15 and I've been using it ever since, sometimes bigger, sometimes shorter, but never completely shaved.

Not the world's fault if you can't grow nothing, Cunth

u soy?

 

[GAMETA]

u soy?

Check the thread where users post photos, I posted one recently, you tell me

 

[and 3 others]

Check the thread where users post photos, I posted one recently, you tell me

No soy detected. You look like someone I would like to have a conversation with!

 

[TDiddyLive]

Check the thread where users post photos, I posted one recently, you tell me

Looks fine. I think the best way to put it is your facial hair works with your facial features. Unlike the vast majority of the people pictured in this thread.

 

[Falcs]

Obligatory...

 

[Kamina]

Its not the beard, its the silly look in their faces with the open mouth, paired with too much estrogen through soy-based nutrition.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Crazy thing is I know someone in real life who exactly looks like that beard&glasses Wojak.

He is also into all that other stuff, like doing whatever new funny fitness bullshit Nintendo is pulling off, vaping, hating Trump, being super emotional about Corona and getting angry at people who aren't, and he thinks Japan is the greatest country ever and people around here are so rude and don't have any manners.
His girlfriend is from Japan off course, and looks exactly like him, minus the beard.

Shit's real, folks.

 

[teezzy]

Obligatory...

Theres no way that's real

Oh my God please tell me that's not real

That's real isnt it?

 

[brap]

he thinks Japan is the greatest country ever

Even a broken clock is right once a day...

Theres no way that's real

Oh my God please tell me that's not real

That's real isnt it?

Here's the real one

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Even a broken clock is right once a day...

Have you ever been there?

 

[Relativ9]

Strange thread, it's always been my experience that the guys you'd classify as "soy boys" who also have a beard, have these sort of patchy unkempt beards that's grown more out of a lack of personal grooming and hygiene than any sort of effort to look more masculine. In fact I have a acquaintance who's very much like this (posts about feminism and BLM almost daily, proud voter of the Red party in Norway (communists), and criminally displeasing to look at), his beard is patchy as hell, goes all the way up to his cheekbones and his overall sense of personal grooming and hygiene is lacking.

Dudes who have well-maintained beards (like the guy in the last photo) whether short or long have understood that it's simply a style choice, and not something that lends them masculinity. They could be "soy" they could be normal, they could be whatever the hell the real world opposite extreme of "soy" is, the beard alone doesn't inform this.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

They need to close their mouths before birds start nesting in there.

A guy opening his mouth in pictures like that is advertising his mouth to be used like the worthless hole slut he is.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Honest to god im just growing a mustache, im done with beard vs no beard vs kneckbeard.

Mustache FTW plebs!!!

I've considered 'tache a few times on and off through the years, and always ended up shaving it off after a couple of weeks.

Once it's properly in and the full 'old timey gentleman' look, thats great, but you need to power through however long it takes to grow out the thinner 'I'm a sex offender' look first, and that's a tough one.

I did briefly sport a beard thanks to laziness during this lockdown, but my wife insisted I shave it off or she'd never be able to kiss me again due to hating how it felt.

 

[Cunth]

Strange thread, it's always been my experience that the guys you'd classify as "soy boys" who also have a beard, have these sort of patchy unkempt beards that's grown more out of a lack of personal grooming and hygiene than any sort of effort to look more masculine. In fact I have a acquaintance who's very much like this (posts about feminism and BLM almost daily, proud voter of the Red party in Norway (communists), and criminally displeasing to look at), his beard is patchy as hell, goes all the way up to his cheekbones and his overall sense of personal grooming and hygiene is lacking.

Dudes who have well-maintained beards (like the guy in the last photo) whether short or long have understood that it's simply a style choice, and not something that lends them masculinity. They could be "soy" they could be normal, they could be whatever the hell the real world opposite extreme of "soy" is, the beard alone doesn't inform this.

 

[Relativ9]

You don't know who that is I take it?

 

[Cunth]

You don't know who that is I take it?

It’s you

 

[Relativ9]

It’s you

Aaah gotcha, no intrest in actual discussion, just drive by posting and trolling, I should've known from the thread itself really, that's on me.

 

[nush]

Aaah gotcha, no intrest in actual discussion, just drive by posting and trolling, I should've known from the thread itself really, that's on me.

I see that you are new to Cunth threads.

 

[GymWolf]

Found this!

Is...is that our taysan in the lower left corner?

 

[Relativ9]

I see that you are new to Cunth threads.

I've seen him around acting like this, but never directly encountered him before. In the past I've seen posters like this have short lifespans before getting banned so I generally ignore them as it isn't worth my time, besides drive-by posters make shit debate opponents. Looking at his post history I'm surprised he's lasted this long, typically these guys tend to overstep in one way or another and get a perma.

 

[Kamina]

I've seen him around acting like this, but never directly encountered him before. In the past I've seen posters like this have short lifespans before getting banned so I generally ignore them as it isn't worth my time, besides drive-by posters make shit debate opponents. Looking at his post history I'm surprised he's lasted this long, typically these guys tend to overstep in one way or another and get a perma.

Cunth doesnt deserve a permaban. However, he does derserve to be a cunth permanently.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I've seen him around acting like this, but never directly encountered him before. In the past I've seen posters like this have short lifespans before getting banned so I generally ignore them as it isn't worth my time, besides drive-by posters make shit debate opponents. Looking at his post history I'm surprised he's lasted this long, typically these guys tend to overstep in one way or another and get a perma.

You don't spend much time in off topic, do you?

 

[Relativ9]

You don't spend much time in off topic, do you?

Only when nothing strikes my fancy in Gaming or Politics (console wars and culture wars get exhausting).