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[BLOODED_hands]

Who would win:

A common house spider or a common house centipede? Whoever wins has to be humanities last stand against other household insectoids and pests. Choose wisely.

Spider - 5 minutes of prep time

Centipede - morals off and willing to kill

 

[Poppy]

Who would win:

A common house spider or a common house centipede? Whoever wins has to be humanities last stand against other household insectoids and pests. Choose wisely.

does the spider get prep time?

 

[Eusis]

So THAT was Trump's plan all along. fucking the planet = 4D Chess to save the human race, baby

Twist is they'll mostly just eat off the bugs so he fucked us over just because of arachnophobia.

Radiate them all then we are all Spider men and women! Just, uhh, don't... eat them?

 

[googly]

That gif is completely uncalled for

 

[BLOODED_hands]

does the spider get prep time?

Edited my op. Yes the spider has 2 minutes of prep time.

 

[Stinkles]

That gif is completely uncalled for

If you mean the girl, it's in every single spider thread on gaf, so I don't even notice it anymore.

 

[m_shortpants]

After seeing a cockroach in my condo a few weeks ago, I missed the spiders

Spiders aren't gross pests at least

 

[Earendil]

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Thanks for the nightmares...

 

[Toxi]

Edited my op. Yes the spider has 2 minutes of prep time.

Not enough to make a web, but maybe enough to find a good hiding place to ambush the centipede.

Though in the end, it's the size that matters, and house centipedes grow big.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Not enough to make a web, but maybe enough to find a good hiding place to ambush the centipede.

Though in the end, it's the size that matters, and house centipedes grow big.

Ok. I gave the spider 5 minutes. Good enough?

 

[Kthulhu]

i am so on board for mega snails

the creeping terror

 

[boredandlazy]

Just come to Australia, you'll be safe here.

 

[Twilight Gap]

Dey all finna see da new homecoming in a theater near you

 

[MUnited83]

I came here to post this lol

 

[Mike M]

I came here to post this lol

Honestly surprised I wasn't beat.

 

[zeemumu]

Every day is the apocalypse for the insect world.

They're already in The Last of Us

 

[Sesha]

Yay! Go spiders!

 

[HappyBivouac]

Not in Cali, but here in eastern China I feel like I've seen a lot more spiders lately; in and around my apartment building, at work, in pubs I frequent, etc. It's resulted in this weird spider paranoia for me, as on more then one occasion I've walked through a web and brushed a spider out of my hair. I also had a really messed up dream last week in which spiders had burrowed into my left hand, which ended with me cutting my own hand off in very graphic, bloody detail. I don't think I have major arachnophobia, but that certainly freaked me the fuck out.

Then again, it could just be my paranoia making me notice them more than usual. But nah, I'm convinced the little bastards are slowly plotting to take over the planet and devour the human race.

 

[SapientWolf]

Rememebr that spider that bit spiderman? Dude ate it and it turned him into spiders from the inside out

Well, you win some you lose some.

 

[Kthulhu]

Every day is the apocalypse for the insect world.

They're already in The Last of Us

Evil comparison

bugs<<spiders<<<<<<fungi<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<deep sea creatures

 

[erlim]

This is like that episode of the simpsons when Disco Stu assumes Disco's popularity was going to explode. This lady sounds like exactly that but instead of disco, it's spiders.

 

[Lemonz]

 

[DiscoJer]

This is like that episode of the simpsons when Disco Stu assumes Disco's popularity was going to explode. This lady sounds like exactly that but instead of disco, it's spiders.

Well, in a way, he wasn't wrong. Disco didn't explode, but its descendants did

 

[Xe4]

I've noticed an increase in spiders around my house. I must be killing one every day or so. Though that's just anecdotal experience, like this ladies. I'd love to see some research on the topic, though.

 

[Doran902]

This thread after reading The Hatching and Skitter......what have I done to my psyche.

 

[Soodanim]

Every day is the apocalypse for the insect world.

They're already in The Last of Us

Talk to me about what this is

 

[Laieon]

 

[zeemumu]

Talk to me about what this is

It's a fungus that turns insects into fungus zombies.

 

[Mike M]

It's a fungus that turns insects into fungus zombies.

I always preferred "the fungdead."