Spider-Man, almost-Spider-Man, and Queen Amidala star in the worst movie ever

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Relix said:
Didn't that happen in Pearl Harbor :lol

That looks... BAAAD. Seriously bad acting

Yeah, it did.

This looks really corny. But I personally know some folks that eat this type of stuff up.
 
LCfiner said:
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HE MAD!

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HE SAD!
 
SpeedingUptoStop said:
Of course, some Fray shit is in this trailer.:lol :lol


HE'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD WAT:lol :lol :lol

YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ MOMMY WOULD RATHER SLEEP WITH UNCLE TOMMY THAN YOU OMFG:lol :lol :lol


Good lord, Tobey Maguire putting on his best Jack Torrance impression.:lol

Seriously, what a bitchy thing for that daughter to say.
 
"I'm starting to reassess Snoop Dog." Best line ever. :lol

This is from the man who directed IN AMERICA too, which was a damn fine movie.
 
I like the plot. But the acting, if you can call it that, is horrible. Also children should not be actors. That's not how real children talk. Also Natalie is a hot MILF, but I don't look forward to the day she actually becomes a MILF. Too young.

DiatribeEQ said:
Holy fuck, when did Lifetime start making big budget movies?
Haha :lol :lol That's exactly what it looked like.

Scullibundo said:
You guys know Toby has been naked with Charlize Theron.
And believe me, girls like Charlize need a hero.
Charlize Theron should play Mary Jane. Why doesn't Charlize play Mary Jane? If they could replace Katie Holmes with someone better, why not Kirsten Dunst too?
 
Jasoco said:
I like the plot. But the acting, if you can call it that, is horrible. Also children should not be actors. That's not how real children talk. Also Natalie is a hot MILF, but I don't look forward to the day she actually becomes a MILF. Too young.

This Is England proves this wrong (along with many other films). There is something truly special when you see a child actor deliver a gut wrenchingly real performance.
 
Saw an old German movie in high school with a very similar plot, but it ended when the husband came home, with all three characters looking back and forth at each other. I always wanted to know what would happen. Now I know...

Now I know....


That said, I'll totally watch this. Probably the closest thing to a chick flick I can get into.
 
doesnt look all that bad, but they kinda gave away the entire movie in the trailer :lol. You can also bet that women will love that movie.
 
Solo said:
At least Michael Bay had the decency to drop it in amidst the Pearl Harbor bombing!

If only he had the decency not to insult the event with his movie.
 
Looks bad, but there's worse. Perosnally I doubt anything will ever be as bad as 'Pretty Persuasion'
 
Almost every movie these days steal plot devices from other classic masterful movies.

For example in this case it would be pearl harbor. (michael bay knows how to create amazing storyline, just look at transformers 2).
 
Ganondorfo said:
Almost every movie these days steal plot devices from other classic masterful movies.

For example in this case it would be pearl harbor. (michael bay knows how to create amazing storyline, just look at transformers 2)

Nice derail attempt.

So subtle.
 
yeah I'd say it looks pretty bad, I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to cut a better trailer togethor then that. Gotta give them some props for not having a narrater voice over it either.
 
HK-47 said:
If only he had the decency not to insult the event with his movie.

He insults humanity with every movie he makes, so I kind of expected that by the time Pearl Harbor rolled around.
 
Pachinko said:
yeah I'd say it looks pretty bad, I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to cut a better trailer togethor then that. Gotta give them some props for not having a narrater voice over it either.

"And in the performance of a lifetime..." :lol
 
His physical appearance in this "film" would be more aptly suited to a movie based on the Columbine massacre. He could easily pass for Eric Harris.
 
Tobey really needs to stop losing weight like that. He's gonna end up with some serious health problems. Didn't he become ill from doing Seabiscuit?
 
WTF. That trailer seriously gives away the ENTIRE movie.

It looks pretty lame, but Tobey has an awesome creepy look. :lol
 
I don't know what you guys are talking about this is a great comedy.

"Our dad is dead."

"He KNOWS he is his brother." *flips a pancake*
 
Well, the idea behind it seemed pretty neat.. Then like, stuff happened.
 
This is what's wrong with movie trailers today. I felt like I just watched the whole movie condensed in 2 minutes.
 
Looks like a great performance by Tobey Maguire
 
Well I just saw the whole movie in that trailer. What kind of mess is this film? At first I'm like oh how cute, a heart warming story about a brother taking care of his sister-in-law and nieces, probably a good love and life story about dealing with the loss of a loved one. Then half way it turns into a sci-fi parody of itself with Tobey reviving and wreaking havoc on his family all because of some pussy. For fuck's sake she thought you were dead omg what do you expect you loonie
 
I clicked on the trailer thinking I might be a contrarian, but holy shit that looks bad.
:lol

It seemed like a parody trailer. I didn't make it to the end.
 
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