Primethius
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A single scheduled post is gonna make this thread go places. Let me get my popcorn.
95 NOW!
Spider-Man 2 is a masterpiece. Now those movies achieved the perfect balance.They're probably big fans of Raimi's Spider-Man 3, so dark and edgy with a real depth you know?
Still too fun and humor, we need Kaine
That's why I pointed to that specific review lol. The film seems OK, but I'm not sure of it beyond being another Marvel blockbuster. I'm excited to see it for myself.The reviews are saying that though?
Still too fun and humor, we need Kaine
Spider-Man 2 is a masterpiece. Now those movies achieved the perfect balance.
Ah yes, Chris Stuckmann. The cream of the film critic crop.Apparently not according to Stuckmann.
Seems to me like people are complaining that the movie just seems fun. You can have a fun movie with a great story, characters, villains, etc, but that review doesn't really tell us that.
A single scheduled post is gonna make this thread go places. Let me get my popcorn.
Yeah that sounds like the only major thing I'll dislike.Just read that negative reviews (it has spoilers). Everything Stark related sounds terrible to me.
Still too fun and humor, we need Kaine
Call me when a MCU movie has a villain as well written as Molina's Octavius.You've said some pretty suspect shit in this thread already but this takes the piss.
Spider-Man: Homecoming is a franchise reboot done right. Thanks to an extraordinary performance from Tom Holland, an authentic portrayal of high school life that would make John Hughes proud, some surprises that have thankfully been kept secret for the most part, and a larger sandbox for Spidey to crawl around in and some impressive action, Spider-Man is amazing once again.
9/10
The more I think about SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, the more I appreciate and adore it. It's definitely in the top echelon of Marvel movies, up there with the first GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER, which might be my two favorite superhero movies of all time. I've only seen it once, this is true, but even after one viewing it's pretty hard to walk away from HOMECOMING not thinking you've just seen the most ideal big-screen take on Spidey yet, and one of the best examples of the genre, period.
9/10
The magic of Homecoming is that it belongs more to the John Hughes cinematic universe than the Avengers'. It cleverly references other Marvel films and even iconic scenes from previous Spider-jams, and right when it needs to, the story tosses out a big twist that ups the emotional stakes for Peter and brings his student and superhero lives crashing down on him.
3.5 stars
Tom Holland may have a hard road ahead, because he so completely fills Peter Parker's shoes that it might be difficult to see him as anything else. There is so much charm in Spider-Man: Homecoming, and it's a joy to take with you when you leave. Even the after-credit sequences add to the joy and fun of this movie. This is one of the very best Marvel Cinematic Universe movies, and one of the best films of the year.
9.5/10
Guys, pls. I'm already erect.
How did we get to a point where there are seriously people who think it's bad that a summer blockbuster is fun?
It's actually not that colorful, it looks sometimes desaturated such that the suit is not red but pink.Going by reviews, the film is too fun, and has way too much color. Needs more spiked armors, guns, ninja swords and dark rainy settings.
we need a Superior Spidey arc where Spock takes someone's jaw off with a punch and beats someone to death
Call me when a MCU movie has a villain as well written as Molina's Octavius.
So it's another empty vanilla ass Marvel film. Thanks for letting me know.
Call me when a MCU movie has a villain as well written as Molina's Octavius.
The Stark stuff in that review has me in tears (of sadness). Feige. What. Have. You. Done.
It was new back then!The same, "get out of here, let me help you, I'm a good guy now so I can redeem myself" shit from Spidey 2 and 3? Yeaaaaaah.
The magic of Homecoming is that it belongs more to the John Hughes cinematic universe than the Avengers.
i mean, we all saw it coming
Well, this is about what I expected. A MCU movie that's fun to watch in cinema's, but is easily forgotten afterwards. Not that fun is bad, it's just a shame that all of these MCU films don't really seem to stand out one way or another.
I've only seen it once, this is true, but even after one viewing it's pretty hard to walk away from HOMECOMING not thinking you've just seen the most ideal big-screen take on Spidey yet, and one of the best examples of the genre, period.
"It doesn't have dramatic worth, or a great story, or is remarkable in any sense.. but it's FUN, like, it has HUMOR which is so UNIQUE, 9/10 the future of super hero movies".
Give me a break. Spider-Man is one of those characters that have like lots of material to take inspiration from to make a legit great story, be it on high school or adult setting, you name it. But Disney genericness knows no bounds.
I'd rather have another Sony movie.
YupSpock was all about the good times I dunno what you're talking about:
While also defending similar brands.When summer blockbusters started having a brand in front of them, some people decided they had a tangible bad guy to fight.
Please explain the connection because this is a really bad understanding of what I said."Why can't every soda company make Coca Cola"?
Radioactive semen is the day the superhero genre dies.Maybe someday Marvel will hire Zack Snyder to give you a movie version of this:
I'd be dissapointed, but thankfully it did have very great story and dramatic depth. That wasn't the main takeaway of its reviews either. Most were calling it a triumph for the whole genre. This one is more like "it's another one, it's inoffensive, you'll laugh I guess?".
This is Spider-Man we're talking about. The cream of the crop. If your Spider-Man movie isn't a show stopper you're doing it wrong.
Yup
Just not with MJ LOL
I wonder how many millions Disney had to pay for these reviews.
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