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Star Wars: Eyes Like Stars announced
- Thread starter EviLore
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Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
I'm in!!
InterMusketeer
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Pimp Disney let someone have their way with one of the franchises again?
Liopleurodon
Member
I like the synopsis.
Hopefully it will get adaptation - preferably animated one.
Hopefully it will get adaptation - preferably animated one.
ResurrectedContrarian
Suffers with mild autism
okay disney this covers the female readers, but what about licensing a few VNs for the perverts
March Climber
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Even a new YA novel is forced to be set during the Skywalker Saga.
Revolutionary
Member
How long until they start making official Star Wars smut?
Wookiee Milking Farm?
Wookiee Milking Farm?
Kilau
Member
Just so they can race swap for the eventual live action adaptation.
All according to plan.
falconhoof
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"As she took a firm grip of his light saber with both of her trembling hands"
Sardaukarama
Member
Vader heavy breathes in his new mask cuckolded and tied to the dark emporers workbench OB1 schwings his saber deep into Amidalas ….
kpopSuperstar
Gold Member
It's nearing Star Trek levels of franchise destruction.
Modern Star Trek:
Modern Star Trek:
StueyDuck
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The absolute super massive truck of money they had to deliver to Paul Giamatti to star in this must be immeasurable
RCU005
Member
Don't worry, they will find a black actress to play her in the live action adaptation.
Dr Bass
Gold Member
Star Wars was completely destroyed long ago. Just now learning of this Star Trek thing. It blows my mind how the people that make these things today seemingly have no idea what the franchises are about.
kevboard
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"these aren't moons" she whispered
"His lightsaber, long, full, glowing hotly with the bright blue of his Jedi purity, slowly began to turn a dark purple as his love her for grew, as she slid her robes off both shoulders, letting it fall to her waist, his saber now a throbbing pulsing violet color on its way to a scarlet, lustful crimson as his passions inflamed him, his vows torn away by the sight of her youthful, but totally of age across all star systems, body. His humming, buzzing member, now the deep red of the most forbidden Sith lusts, drove him to a most consensual, however rough it may appear, taking of her innocence."
MrTroubleMaker
Member
how many alphabet soup characters will be in it 
Starring Captain Phasma, Rose, and Admiral Holdo.
Red Crayon Aristocrat
Member
tbf, Star Wars had "Goosebumps but Star Wars" in the 90s...
But tbf, the cover looked like THIS
Talk about soul versus soulless.
But tbf, the cover looked like THIS
Talk about soul versus soulless.
ClanOfNone
Gold Member
cover depicts a white hetero couple this is clearly bigoted trash with no representation cancel this shit immediately
Trans wookiees need a voice it's a literal genocide going on
Trans wookiees need a voice it's a literal genocide going on
Sticks
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Gotta give props to this just for having a white blonde guy and especially a white girl with red hair as the main characters.
Lol, redheads are the real minorities here
I can't tell you how much this upsets me, lucky I don't have to buy it and won't. Ruin D&D, ruin Star Wars, ruin so many things. Anyone read high republic with the 'rock' character. Writing for the modern audience is terrible. How about the modern audience goes and makes it's own Sci-fi series or adventure games, stop ruining shit that's been around for decades.
Shadowplay1979
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Its impossible to be upset about anything star wars anymore. it holds no cultural wight or meaning. George lucas buried it with the prequel slop and then disney came along and shit on the grave.
The eu had tons of trash and kids stories. The difference is it was up to each person as to what was canon or not. Only the movies mattered. With the prequals and sequals and tv trash, its all been as bad as the worst of the EU...actually far worse. hell splinter of the minds eye is better then anything released since 1999 and thats got this line from luke looking at his sister
"They trudged on, Luke stealing admiring glances at her when she wasn't looking. Disheveled and caked with mud from the waist down, she was still beautiful."
The eu had tons of trash and kids stories. The difference is it was up to each person as to what was canon or not. Only the movies mattered. With the prequals and sequals and tv trash, its all been as bad as the worst of the EU...actually far worse. hell splinter of the minds eye is better then anything released since 1999 and thats got this line from luke looking at his sister
"They trudged on, Luke stealing admiring glances at her when she wasn't looking. Disheveled and caked with mud from the waist down, she was still beautiful."
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RCX
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Please let there be a line about "he unsheathed his glowing meatsabre"
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Gotta give props to this just for having a white blonde guy and especially a white girl with red hair as the main characters.
I looked up the author and she has red hair so a writer should write what they know.