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[DiddyKongRacing69]

 

[Despera]

Isn't this that youruber who sucks white supremacist dick on the side?

 

[LoV]

Isn't this that youruber who sucks white supremacist dick on the side?

The hottest of takes right here.

 

[brap]

Isn't this that youruber who sucks white supremacist dick on the side?

Isn't this the reeee member that sucks tranny dick and calls people uncle toms?

 

[YCoCg]

Isn't this that youruber who sucks white supremacist dick on the side?

PS: Couldn't find a video of this from Messiah and had to settle for Roblox

 

[Despera]

Isn't this the reeee member that sucks tranny dick and calls people uncle toms?

Weird to see you without your fuck bois

They coming?

 

[Cunth]

Desperado: certified tough guy

 

[haxan7]

I approve this ban

 

[CloudNull]

Man I love it. Keep the filth out of gaf.

 

[Futaleufu]

I like Seagal's movies from the early to late 90s but it's surprising how he has managed to extend his career for 20 years doing nothing but crap.

 

[deafmedal]

I watched the video and had some laughs. I read the thread and have some laughs.

A+

 

[drganon]

I unironically love under siege 2. I would say it's a shame his career went to shit,but I've heard hes quite a douche in real life, so not that big a shame. His run of movies from the late 80s to mid 90s is still pretty nice.

 

[joe_zazen]

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[Mistershine.]

yeah. Would wear leather pants irl and ask for blowjobs when auditioning actresses. You know how gross dick gets in southern cal when you wear leatherpants?

You seem like an expert on leather clad penis.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

I unironically love under siege 2. I would say it's a shame his career went to shit,but I've heard hes quite a douche in real life, so not that big a shame. His run of movies from the late 80s to mid 90s is still pretty nice.

He's a complete turd and a pathological liar. Under Siege was good, though. And 'Steven Seagal: Lawman' is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

He also runs like a girl.

 

[Aarbron]

What a champion

 

[Werewolf Jones]

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO?

 

[fatty]

Desperado: certified tough guy

 

[SantaC]

Seagal seemed normal enough in the 90s. What happened to him?

 

[Breakage]

Saw a bit of the Seagal film Absolution on TV the other day.
It was hilariously bad. He looks like a real-life Saints Row character:

 

[poppabk]

Seagal seemed normal enough in the 90s. What happened to him?

He was never normal.

 

[T8SC]

I'm gonna take you to the bank OP, to the blood bank.

 

[brap]

He was never normal.

What do you mean?

 

[notseqi]

I love the stuff on the net about him.

 

[Prison Mike]

Frozen 3 looks shit

 

[BigBooper]

What a champion

Frozen 3 looks shit

He's so graceful. Peak human specimen.

 

[Nymphae]

I love the stuff on the net about him.

Cumtown is great

 

[Prison Mike]

He's so graceful. Peak human specimen.

He moves like the wind blows

 

[Breakage]

When your fight scene with entry-level thugs goes on for too long:

 

[DeafTourette]

He broke Sean Connery's wrist.

 

[nkarafo]

He is full of himself, probably because he was always too big and strong so nobody could beat some real world into him.

Even in his movies he never gets beat. He always plays those boring untouchable characters who kick their opponent asses without a worry or breaking a sweat.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

He broke Sean Connery's wrist.

Yes. He took a liberty. More evidence of him being an asshole.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Seagal seemed normal enough in the 90s. What happened to him?

It would appear he bought into his own fake exterior and it became his interior as well.

 

[teezzy]

Cumtown is great

Them and Legion of Skanks are likely the closest things we have to a modern Opie and Anthony

Sorry Jim and Sam

 

[John Mullins]

He is full of himself, probably because he was always too big and strong so nobody could beat some real world into him.

Even in his movies he never gets beat. He always plays those boring untouchable characters who kick their opponent asses without a worry or breaking a sweat.

He died in Executive Decision, right at the start too, he wasn't happy about it.

 

[Tesseract]

rogan talked about him a few times

said he's mostly legit but lost his way for one reason or another, money interests and bad friends

 

[notseqi]

now that Tesseract mentions Rogan...

Skip to 1:05 if you want the juiciest part:


i laugh every time

 

[Ceallach]

he's an Aikido "master". Aikido has been widely shown to be bullshit

 

[brap]

he's an Aikido "master". Aikido has been widely shown to be bullshit

id like to see you take him on

 

[Ceallach]

id like to see you take him on

He's fat and twice my age.

 

[notseqi]

He's fat and twice my age.

I can knock out 15 year olds like you wouldn't believe.

 

[brap]

Where the fuck was the wine clip jon

 

[Thing on a Spring]

This is my favourite Seagal story.

 

[CrysisFreak]

What a champion

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahaha

haha

my sides!