Stupid things you always wondered, but never asked

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temp said:
....a pubic hair came off and was attached to the end of his penis because his penis is kept in the same compartment as his pubic hairs?
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or he has one ridiculously small penis LOL am i ritE??
 
Here's a couple my friend and I were wondering:

What percentage of girls take it in the ass? We've got that at 70% from a VERY shaky source.

What constitutes having the train run on you? Is it three guys and one girl? Four guys and one girl? And suppose that the girl really is just having one guy nail her, one guy in her mouth, and two guys jerkin off... does that qualify as having the train run? OR does it have to be all guys nailing her regardless of the extracurricular activities?


and while i'm pondering sexual questions: what's the weight of blowjobs to sex in terms of whether a girl is a skank or not? Is it like, for every 3 guys you've blown, it counts as another dude she's slept with? What if a girl has slept with 5 guys but blown 15... does that in fact mean she's slept with 10?
 
whytemyke said:
Here's a couple my friend and I were wondering:

What percentage of girls take it in the ass? We've got that at 70% from a VERY shaky source.

What constitutes having the train run on you? Is it three guys and one girl? Four guys and one girl? And suppose that the girl really is just having one guy nail her, one guy in her mouth, and two guys jerkin off... does that qualify as having the train run? OR does it have to be all guys nailing her regardless of the extracurricular activities?


and while i'm pondering sexual questions: what's the weight of blowjobs to sex in terms of whether a girl is a skank or not? Is it like, for every 3 guys you've blown, it counts as another dude she's slept with? What if a girl has slept with 5 guys but blown 15... does that in fact mean she's slept with 10?
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flsh said:
How much seconds does it take to make a popcorn bag with no seeds without burning it?
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It is make about 2 minute to makes such a bag of popcorn without the burning effect, to my belief.
 
I basically wait until the time inbetween each pop is about 2-3 seconds, then I just take it out. That's usually when you've popped about as much as you're going to pop while keeping the popcorn fresh without burning it.
 
Ristamar said:
The split stream due to the skin sticking is an acceptable excuse for missing the mark. There's no way you can anticipate it; you can only hope the angle isn't too severe and/or the two streams quickly meld back into one stream.
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Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
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flsh said:
How much seconds does it take to make a popcorn bag with no seeds without burning it?
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Depends on the microwave. And there will always be a few "duds".

Fresh Prince said:
How do you grow dreds?
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Like any other hair. Except that once it's out there, it must be like... mushed and twisted in clumps. This is some awful second-hand information s I knew a guy who attempted some white guy dreads for a short while. I see dreadlocks.com has all the info one could ask for. o_O
 
How can you half expect something?

How do you turn a phrase?

Tee hee!

That one about bald people using soap VS shampoo got me thinking. What DO they use?

Here's one of mine: What IS fire? If you watch it closely, it looks like it never actually touches anything it's burning. It's not a solid, a liquid, or a gas? Is it plasma?

Damn, I had a good one but I forgot it while wondering about fire again.

EDIT: Other things that turn your shit green: Fruity Pebbles, Fruit Loops, and, surprisingly, sometimes Cheetos. I've also had yellow crap, but I don't remember what I ate to make it that color.

Any idea why foods like chips and Pebbles turn your crap green? You'd think the mixture of colors would, you know, keep it brown.
 
WordAssassin said:
Here's one of mine: What IS fire? If you watch it closely, it looks like it never actually touches anything it's burning. It's not a solid, a liquid, or a gas? Is it plasma?
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Fire's a chemical reaction that gives off heat and light. Simple as that :)
 
Borys said:
Why is shit brown? I eat colorful stuff and always shit in brown.
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The colour comes from bilirubin, which is one of the by-products of the breakdown of haemoglobin in blood.
 
CVXFREAK said:
Why is English never spelled phonetically?
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Very short answer: much of English is derived from several other languages that it came in contact with throughout its development (French, for example) and so it incorporates several different standards of pronunciation, not just one unified one. People often say English is an "illogical" language and that it doesn't make any sense, but really, it makes as much sense as it can given the circumstances. It's certainly not arbitrary.

There's lots of other factors -- the great vowel shift, for example -- but that's the very basic jist of it.
 
why do girls not realise we dont want to know detailed information about how many boyfriends they've had and the amount of guys they've slept with?
 
ralphwiggum said:
why do girls not realise we dont want to know detailed information about how many boyfriends they've had and the amount of guys they've slept with?
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amen
 
Litigation Manuel said:
Why is it called fishing? People who hunt deer don't call it deering, or hunt birds and call it birding. Why fishing? Why not fish hunting?
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Because you don't actually shoot at the fish?
 
1. What kind of planes are used to record the in-air flight of commercial planes (like the footage you see in commercials and whatnot). How do they do that?

2. Why is it that a guy never gets hard in softcore porn movies? It is just psychological (paired with acting), or is he just gay? :p
 
do Asian women really have sideways vaginas?

Spliced said:
Where did the saying "Whoa Nelly" come from?
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I'm pretty sure the Lone Ranger, or some other cowboy, had a horse named "Nelly", so he used to say "Whoa Nelly" when the horse reared up.
 
Borys said:
Why is shit brown? I eat colorful stuff and always shit in brown.
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Cutting and pasting from a bizzarly relevant Stumble:

"Why is poop brown?

The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.

What other colors of poop are possible?

Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop.

But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.

Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen.

One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.

What is the cause of yellow poop?

According to Michael F., one cause of this is Gilbert's Syndrome. "I have a benign condition known as Gilbert's Syndrome. It affects quite a few people, males mostly, in their teens+. It is a deficiency in the liver where red blood cells are broken down. I was informed when this was diagnosed that the broken down blood cells is what gives poop a lot of its color.

People with Gilbert's Syndrome don't process as many blood cells - or not as fast - and their poop tends to be pale brown or yellow from the lower quantity of discarded red blood cell matter. This is especially true if there is less matter in your intestines (i.e., on a diet - as I have noticed) to remove the excess blood cells. Very frightening until you determine what is causing it. Gilbert's is a totally benign thing that doesn't harm anyone, although when a person is sick they can turn yellowish as if jaundiced, but it is not jaundice."


Another cause of yellow poop is a giardia infection. Giardia are tiny Protozoan parasites that can invade the intestines and result in severe yellow diarrhea. It is a dangerous and contagious affliction that doctors are obligated to report to the Center for Disease Control.

What is the cause of green poop?

(Question submitted by ap, CrAzYMiC98 and several others)

I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:

Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).

Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.

Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron)."
 
What is the cosmic purpose of the two most uselessly annoying things in existence: mosquitos and acne? If there is a God, I really can't see what he was thinking when he decided to create those two things.
 
Why does your own farts not smell that bad to yourself, while other people`s are always unbearably awful. I`ve never got a good scientific answer to this question. I want one.
 
Meatpuppet said:
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.
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Or a barium enema for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the lower GI tract. Trust me, it isn't pleasant. Learning I don't have cancer was a small price to pay for getting sodomized by a machine for 5 minutes, but it still sucks ass...lolz. After being poked, prodded, injected, rodded, and camera'd in that unspeakable region, I can safely say I will never subject a woman to anal sex unless they specifically want it :|
 
Maybe I just imagine this one, but I always find that my facial hair has a major growth spurt in the aftermath of a heavy night drinking. Any legitimate reason for this?
 
OpinionatedCyborg said:
Or a barium enema for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the lower GI tract. Trust me, it isn't pleasant. Learning I don't have cancer was a small price to pay for getting sodomized by a machine for 5 minutes, but it still sucks ass...lolz. After being poked, prodded, injected, rodded, and camera'd in that unspeakable region, I can safely say I will never subject a woman to anal sex unless they specifically want it :|
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Dude, totally more information than we needed... ;) :P
 
Meatpuppet said:
Maybe I just imagine this one, but I always find that my facial hair has a major growth spurt in the aftermath of a heavy night drinking. Any legitimate reason for this?
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it's just that you didn't wake up til after five.
 
levious said:
it's just that you didn't wake up til after five.
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:lol

Actually, that might not be too far from the truth, though it's probably because you tend to sleep longer. I find that the longer I sleep (in general, not just after getting soused), the quicker my beard grows in. :P
 
Badabing said:
How does weed get me high?
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Your body produces its own natural THC. However, Marijuana causes your body to basically overdose on its own THC supply, releasing much, much higher amounts at once than it is supposed to, and than it can produce. Thus, the body's supply of THC is depleted.

This is why drug addicts need to use more and more of a drug to get a high over time. Each drug causes a chemical in the body to be released in excessive amounts at once, depleting the body's long-term supply for a short term experience. In order to experience these short term highs later on, one must, instead of depending on his or her own brain for a huge supply of a chemical, such as THC (marijuana) or serotonin (cocaine), rely on the small amounts of the chemical located in the drug samples for the high. This requires more and more of the drug as time goes on, because it further depletes the body's natural supply as more and more of the drug is taken.

Eventually, the drug user "crashes" from not having enough of a chemical which it should have, because they use it all up at once. These chemicals take decades for the brain to reproduce, and, even then, they never are as prevolent in the body as they were before the person started using drugs. That's why drug users become fucked up for the rest of their lives; when they use marijuana and cause their bodies' natural THC supplies to run out, that natural supply is gone for good.


If I remember correctly from Heath Class, that's how you get high, what the high is, and the effects of getting high
 
OpinionatedCyborg said:
I'm here to heal. I wouldn't burden real life people with that information, yet I spread it freely over the internet. I am a cruel, cruel man...and I love it.
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You sure about that...?


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;) :D
 
Why is it that galz r only interested in u if u can play "the game"?... but if u ain't a playa, they're not interested?




I ain't no playa foo!
 
Nerevar said:
do Asian women really have sideways vaginas?


I'm pretty sure the Lone Ranger, or some other cowboy, had a horse named "Nelly", so he used to say "Whoa Nelly" when the horse reared up.
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Yes. As an Asian woman I can definitely say I and all other asian women have sideways vaginas. You sir, are a genius. Congratulations.
 
So does anyone know the answer to my earlier question?

Why DO they call them blowjobs and not suckjobs? It doesn't make any sense.
 
GaimeGuy said:
So does anyone know the answer to my earlier question?

Why DO they call them blowjobs and not suckjobs? It doesn't make any sense.
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http://www.askthecouch.com/2_past_template.asp?article=235

The Girls in My Office Want to Know Why It's Called a 'Blow Job'??
1/1/1997

Dear Couch,

The girls in my office are wondering why it is called a blow job? Since you don't really blow, how did it get it's name?

unsigned

Dear unsigned,

Ah! The ol' office water cooler blow job conversation. We remember those fondly! All the ladies find themselves in a group, relaxing, and some naughty topic comes up which leads to some unanswerable question. OK, maybe not. We'll just consider you ladies unique in your own special ways.

But, not to fear! We happen to have a copy of The Dictionary of Contemporary Slang around here somewhere, ah!, here we are, by the bed. Allow us to read a sage passage to you and your office mates:

Blow Job: n

an act of fellatio. This term, now widespread in English-Speaking countries, spread from the USA in the 1960s. A puzzling misnomer to many, to blow in this context is probably a euphemism for ejaculate, a usage occasionally recorded in the 1950s. This may itself be influenced by the there (s)he blows of whaling cliché . An alternative and equally plausible derivation of blow job is from the black jazz musicians' hip talk expression blow meaning play (an instrument). This term probably caught on in Britain and Australia simply because there was no well-known alternative in existence.

Hope this helps with the confusion and remember, for all of your slang questions, just ring us up!
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If someone drwons when doing synchronized swimming, do the the rest have to follow?

Who was the first person to say "I will drink whatever comes out of those four dangly things from a cow"?

Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? you dont see people pointing to their ass when they need to shit

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck

Why is round Pizza put into square boxes?
 
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