Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread XI: Where 90% correct equals 100% wrong

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Alright, let's go. Metroid tier lists.

Holy tier
Super Metroid
Prime 1

Just shy of holy tier
Zero Mission

A tier
Fusion
Prime 3

B tier
Prime 2

Abomination tier
THE BABY
S
Super Metroid
Fusion

A
Prime 2
Prime = Prime 3
Zero Mission

B
Metroid = Metroid 2

C
Other M
 
I really, really, really, REALLY love Prime 2.

Just everything about it I find fascinating and it's one of the few games I will replay over and over.

I remember when I first got it there wasa "2 preowned games for £10" at game and I wanted to get double dash and either MP1 or MP2.

I got MP2 because it said it had multiplayer and I had friends round, but the multiplayer ended up sucking.

But the single player? Loved every minute, the entire part that leads up to the first time you properly get to the dark world is my favourite start to any Metroid game.


The cutscene when you find the crashed GF ship and you watch the recording of the troopers being overrun, after which samus closes the eye of the dead GF trooper next to her, bows her head in remembrance for a second or two and then confidently stands up to fuck up whoever caused it all is better characterisation than anything in Other M if you ask me.
 
Iknow everyone on GAF has dismissed the Koopalings/Duck Hunt Dog rumor, but I'd thought I'd post this post from Smashboards by a user called "ChronoBound" who was apparantly able to decipher the final Brawl Roster from various Brawl leaks:

Makes some good points, but Gematsu's source isn't a foreign debugger, its an employee of Namco Bandai.

Also, kinda stupid to assume it made Brawls balance awful. Meta Knight, the first revealed newcomer, is the most broken character in Brawl. But since he was also the first revealed, he could've been in every build without worrying about him being leaked, since we already knew about him.
 
I didn't like Prime 2 because it was the start of Metroid becoming terrible. It's only a small start, but it's there. Weird cutscenes, steady sexulization of Samus, more straightforward goals. The best part was Dark Samus, which was still really really cool. But when I was playing Trilogy, you can definitely see how a lot of the potential of Prime was dropped in Prime 2.

Also, I don't see how getting Bowser Jr and Duck Hunt Dog is "slightly better" than getting Chorus Men, Ice Climbers, and Wolf.
 
The Primes and the regular Metroids are like two different series to me. I can barely compare them.

Prime 2 holds a special place in my heart almost purely due to Torvus Bog and Sanctuary Fortress. From an environmental art standpoint, they remain unmatched in the entire series.
 
Alright, let's go. Metroid tier lists.
Sure.



S+
Super Metroid
S
Prime 1
Zero Mission
Prime 2
A tier
Fusion
Prime 3
B tier
Metroid 2
Metroid
Other M
C tier
Metroid Prime Hunters
Metroid Prime Pinball

I'm not a huge fan of pinball games in general, and I pretty much only liked multiplayer in Hunters. Metroid 1 feels hampered by the lack ability to shoot where you want. 2 feels somewhat dated as well. Areas in 2 feel sort of same-y, but it works for the game. Fusion has some big flaws, but is also hugely successful in some of what it tries to accomplish. I consider Prime 1 and 2 and Zero Mission all about equal.
 
Also, I don't see how getting Bowser Jr and Duck Hunt Dog is "slightly better" than getting Chorus Men, Ice Climbers, and Wolf.

The slightly better scenario wasgetting all the newcomes plus ICs and Wolf.

The two little lists there were both the worst case scenarios.
 
The slightly better scenario wasgetting all the newcomes plus ICs and Wolf.

The two little lists there were both the worst case scenarios.
Ah, gotcha. That makes more sense. I'd love to see both, but there's still not a compelling reason to believe the DHD leak.
 
If not Ridley, I would want MB. We have Other M Samus anyway, and The Baby is an assist trophy. Let's come full circle and bring The Other M herself to the fight.
 
I meant to say, and thought I typed, he is as important as those characters TO ME. I'm mobile and wrote the post and had to come back to it and didn't realize I forgot the subjective indicator.

NOW I LOOK DUMB AND STUPID. I AM SORRY, ANCESTORS.

Hey, this guy made a mistake and we should forgive him together as a family. He is probably actually really cool and doesn't make big generalizations based on his opinions. I think we should give him a hug and maybe also one high-five so he knows things are cool.

The slightly better scenario wasgetting all the newcomes plus ICs and Wolf.

The two little lists there were both the worst case scenarios.

Ice Climbers getting cut is the biggest thing with all these new leaks and rumors that I don't understand. That would be such an off-the-wall cut that would be unprecedented and make a lot of people really sad.
 
How big must Ridley's home planet be to support a population of Ridleys?

I think somewhere it's stated that they're going extinct, and he's possibly the last of his kind; I'm assuming it's like the dinosaurs and they burned through their resources.

Also, multi-quoting is a pain on PhoneGAF, but I'm so down for a 1 on 1 Samus Vs. Ridley game. Have it feel like Alien, maybe? Either that or do a Fusion sequel where Samus & Ridley are both
fugitives, for a crime he didn't commit inRidley's case, Samus' being based on Fusion's ending
and have to team up to evade the Galactic Federation. Begrudgingly. Throw in some manga characterization and have Ridley be the brains of the operation, and boom. And preferably have the OG Ridley revived; he's survived one planetary explosion, he can survive another!

And to the unimportant argument, he's sure as hell not Bowser-tier, but the eShop DID do a "villain week" spotlight once, and the categories were only Bowser, Ganon, Ridley, and Wario; Wolf wasn't even on there, and it was the piggish Ganon, not the manly Dorf. Why did Ridley get his own selection of 4 games? Lack of other games on the eShop? Coincidence? Confirmation? YOU DECIDE!
 
bowser jr. SUCKS I hope he's never playable..................
It seems like noone is really getting it.

Its not Bowser Jr thats playable, its the Koopa Car with either Bowser Jr, or any of the Koopalings. It seems to me that the Koopalings aren't alts, since they are DIFFERENT PEOPLE, but all share the same slot regardless because being in the Clown Car, with the shield over it, would make them all have the same hitboxes. The name of the slot itself would probably be "Koopa Kids" or something.

That alone makes me believe the leak. I don't think noone has thought about it, yet it makes perfect sense. Also Nintendo has been promoting the Koopalings alot more in recent years leading them to be the main newcomers in MK8. In retropect, atleast imo, there is absolutely no way that the Koopalings aren't playable when I see just how they've been promoting them and how iconic they are. I honesly would be shocked if the leak was wrong, but as always we shall wait and see.
 
Ice Climbers getting cut is the biggest thing with all these new leaks and rumors that I don't understand. That would be such an off-the-wall cut that would be unprecedented and make a lot of people really sad.

The thing is, it isn't a claim the leaker(s) make it's just that they didn't see ICs on the CSS (Character Select Screen) when he/she played build #4805982940100. The 'source' then interprets that as them being cut, just like anyone else would but that doesn't actually mean they are cut.

This is the thing people keep missing. They're merely absent, not cut until proven otherwise.
 
Ice Climbers getting cut is the biggest thing with all these new leaks and rumors that I don't understand. That would be such an off-the-wall cut that would be unprecedented and make a lot of people really sad.

The IC being cut can either be technical reasons, or like ChronoBound said, because all of the potential real leakers have differnt builds with different characters.
 
I can't picture the Koopalings in the Clown Car being playable at all. If we were to get some sort of vehicle-based character, I'd rather have Heavily-Armed Pokey anyway.
 
Iknow everyone on GAF has dismissed the Koopalings/Duck Hunt Dog rumor, but I'd thought I'd post this post from Smashboards by a user called "ChronoBound" who was apparantly able to decipher the final Brawl Roster from various Brawl leaks:

That's a nice little summary of the leaks so far. But what I really took from this is that things are looking pretty dang good for Shulk. This makes me happy.
 
Speaking of Wolf

Why was he in Brawl?
I don't mind him at all, I think he's a nice character.

But...
1. He wasn't "easy" to add. He's not really a clone, and shares no animations with Fox.
2. He's not really that important in his own series, more like a pest than anything
3. Star Fox isn't really that big of a series to get 3 characters.

You wonder why the resources used on Wolf didn't go to bringing Mewtwo back, or finishing Dixie, or any other things that could have happened...

The pros I see:
1. He's a villain, and Smash needs all the villains it can get... but again, Mewtwo could have fit the same niche
2. He's another unique character. But any multitudes of characters would have worked here.

I don't know, just thinking out loud. Again, I want to see Wolf back, but he just seems so weird in the roster when you think about it.
 
Also, multi-quoting is a pain on PhoneGAF, but I'm so down for a 1 on 1 Samus Vs. Ridley game. Have it feel like Alien, maybe? Either that or do a Fusion sequel where Samus & Ridley are both
fugitives, for a crime he didn't commit inRidley's case, Samus' being based on Fusion's ending
and have to team up to evade the Galactic Federation. Begrudgingly. Throw in some manga characterization and have Ridley be the brains of the operation, and boom. And preferably have the OG Ridley revived; he's survived one planetary explosion, he can survive another!

I literally read a fanfic exactly like this.
 
That's a nice little summary of the leaks so far. But what I really took from this is that things are looking pretty dang good for Shulk. This makes me happy.

So, maybe I'm off base here, but I don't understand the fervor behind Shulk. At all. Like, at ALL. A dude from a single game? A dude with a sword? A dude with ridiculous, Nomura-esque design?

And also (this is perhaps the more grounded point of my post, ha), besides the guest characters, has there ever been a Nintendo involved character that wasn't, you know, created by Nintendo? It just seems like a weird, weird choice to me.
 
So, maybe I'm off base here, but I don't understand the fervor behind Shulk. At all. Like, at ALL. A dude from a single game? A dude with a sword? A dude with ridiculous, Nomura-esque design?

And also (this is perhaps the more grounded point of my post, ha), besides the guest characters, has there ever been a Nintendo involved character that wasn't, you know, created by Nintendo? It just seems like a weird, weird choice to me.

Monolithsoft is a Nintendo owned studio, so Shulk was made by Nintendo.

It would be the same as saying Marth wasn't made by Nintendo because he was made by Intellegent Systems.

I'm not too keen on getting Shulk myself, but he at least makes a little sense because it's a recent game and the franchise is continuing on the Wii U. Nintendo has been promoting Xenoblade Chronicles X pretty heavily in their directs, so pushing shulk/xenoblade in smash might help that game out a bit.
 
So, maybe I'm off base here, but I don't understand the fervor behind Shulk. At all. Like, at ALL. A dude from a single game? A dude with a sword? A dude with ridiculous, Nomura-esque design?

And also (this is perhaps the more grounded point of my post, ha), besides the guest characters, has there ever been a Nintendo involved character that wasn't, you know, created by Nintendo? It just seems like a weird, weird choice to me.
Diddy Kong? Xenoblade is a Nintendo game.

Also, that Samus Ridley team up sounds good, but only if Ridley spends most of his time in Little Birdy mode so that he doesn't scare Samus.
 
So, maybe I'm off base here, but I don't understand the fervor behind Shulk. At all. Like, at ALL. A dude from a single game? A dude with a sword? A dude with ridiculous, Nomura-esque design?

And also (this is perhaps the more grounded point of my post, ha), besides the guest characters, has there ever been a Nintendo involved character that wasn't, you know, created by Nintendo? It just seems like a weird, weird choice to me.
Pokemon and FE are not directly created by Nintendo
 
It seems like noone is really getting it.

Its not Bowser Jr thats playable, its the Koopa Car with either Bowser Jr, or any of the Koopalings. It seems to me that the Koopalings aren't alts, since they are DIFFERENT PEOPLE, but all share the same slot regardless because being in the Clown Car, with the shield over it, would make them all have the same hitboxes. The name of the slot itself would probably be "Koopa Kids" or something.

That alone makes me believe the leak. I don't think noone has thought about it, yet it makes perfect sense. Also Nintendo has been promoting the Koopalings alot more in recent years leading them to be the main newcomers in MK8. In retropect, atleast imo, there is absolutely no way that the Koopalings aren't playable when I see just how they've been promoting them and how iconic they are. I honesly would be shocked if the leak was wrong, but as always we shall wait and see.

The idea is so outlandish yet at the same time a perfect way of adding all the Koopa Kids in as reps as well as having a unique visual style makes me think that it could be true, or maybe that's just hope.

I mean, they are getting pushed a lot more lately, they're all classic characters as well, it would be a great addition.
 
So, maybe I'm off base here, but I don't understand the fervor behind Shulk. At all. Like, at ALL. A dude from a single game? A dude with a sword? A dude with ridiculous, Nomura-esque design?

And also (this is perhaps the more grounded point of my post, ha), besides the guest characters, has there ever been a Nintendo involved character that wasn't, you know, created by Nintendo? It just seems like a weird, weird choice to me.

All of the Pokemon, Fire Emblem, Mother and Kirby characters, Diddy Kong,

Probably more

There's a ton of characters just as removed from Nintendo as Shulk
 
I can't picture the Koopalings in the Clown Car being playable at all. If we were to get some sort of vehicle-based character, I'd rather have Heavily-Armed Pokey anyway.

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Speaking of Wolf

Why was he in Brawl?
I don't mind him at all, I think he's a nice character.

But...
1. He wasn't "easy" to add. He's not really a clone, and shares no animations with Fox.
2. He's not really that important in his own series, more like a pest than anything
3. Star Fox isn't really that big of a series to get 3 characters.

You wonder why the resources used on Wolf didn't go to bringing Mewtwo back, or finishing Dixie, or any other things that could have happened...

The pros I see:
1. He's a villain, and Smash needs all the villains it can get... but again, Mewtwo could have fit the same niche
2. He's another unique character. But any multitudes of characters would have worked here.

I don't know, just thinking out loud. Again, I want to see Wolf back, but he just seems so weird in the roster when you think about it.

I have to agree. Wolf's inclusion is so odd to me, yet I'm okay with it because he's really fun.

So, maybe I'm off base here, but I don't understand the fervor behind Shulk. At all. Like, at ALL. A dude from a single game? A dude with a sword? A dude with ridiculous, Nomura-esque design?

And also (this is perhaps the more grounded point of my post, ha), besides the guest characters, has there ever been a Nintendo involved character that wasn't, you know, created by Nintendo? It just seems like a weird, weird choice to me.

Diddy was created by Rare and Pokemon and Fire Emblem both are second-party, or, Sakurai had to get permission to use their characters.
 
Speaking of Wolf

Why was he in Brawl?
I don't mind him at all, I think he's a nice character.

But...
1. He wasn't "easy" to add. He's not really a clone, and shares no animations with Fox.
2. He's not really that important in his own series, more like a pest than anything
3. Star Fox isn't really that big of a series to get 3 characters.
2. Sakurai finalized the roster in July 2005 -- a handful of months after the release of Assault, in which Wolf was playable and had a large role in the story, and during the development of Command, where Wolf was also prominent.
3. Star Fox is much bigger than Mother (11 million vs. 1.6 million), which has 2 characters. The size/importance of a series doesn't really have a direct impact on the roster.
 
I can't picture the Koopalings in the Clown Car being playable at all. If we were to get some sort of vehicle-based character, I'd rather have Heavily-Armed Pokey anyway.
The only part that's difficult to picture about the Clown Car is how it'd be balanced when it's always flying. I suppose it could be made to hover close to the ground. It's not as natural as, say, MODOK in MvC3, because Smash is a game of sumo, and so the ability to hover indefinitely could give a character an unfair advantage. But I'm sure Sakurai could make it work if he really wanted.

Otherwise, it's fairly simple -- the Koopa Clown Car would be the fighter, with its boxing gloves and propeller and Bullet Bills and Bob-ombs and Mecha-Koopas and Big Steelies. The pilot would be Bowser Jr. or any of the Koopalings as alts. It'd probably be called "Koopa Clown Car" on the select screen and website, but the announcer would say the name of whichever Koopa you chose to pilot it (similar to announcing the individual Pokémon in Pokémon Trainer's group when you won in Brawl). Since the fighter is the car itself, it'd have one set of hit-boxes no matter who is flying it.

It's one rumor I'd really like to be true. There's really no reason to think it is true, though.
 
The idea is so outlandish yet at the same time a perfect way of adding all the Koopa Kids in as reps as well as having a unique visual style makes me think that it could be true, or maybe that's just hope.

I mean, they are getting pushed a lot more lately, they're all classic characters as well, it would be a great addition.
The idea is 100% crazy, but that's kinda what makes it believeable. Why would anyone guess something that ridiculous?

I don't see how the Koopa Clown car thing would work in Smash though. I mean, it can fly? It can't really land on the ground... how do you kill it/make a moveset? Maybe it isn't a character per normal.

(Note: I still don't think the leak is legit.)
 
So... all those points about Diddy and Marth and the Pokemon you guys made in response to my lil' Shulk rant?

Yep, didn't even think of that. That shut down that part of my argument REALLY quickly. Thanks.
 
The idea is 100% crazy, but that's kinda what makes it believeable. Why would anyone guess something that ridiculous?

I don't see how the Koopa Clown car thing would work in Smash though. I mean, it can fly? It can't really land on the ground... how do you kill it/make a moveset? Maybe it isn't a character per normal.

(Note: I still don't think the leak is legit.)
Maybe it defaults to a ground hover over the stage and constantly sinks in the air, so you have to tap up (or the jump button) repeatedly to stay afloat, and maybe when off the stage it just sputters out from engine malfunction and starts to fall after a while. :-D
 
So... all those points about Diddy and Marth and the Pokemon you guys made in response to my lil' Shulk rant?

Yep, didn't even think of that. That shut down that part of my argument REALLY quickly. Thanks.
It's more impactful when they're all listed out:

Kirby
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Mewtwo
Marth
Pichu
Roy
Meta Knight
Lucas
Diddy Kong
Charizard
Squirtle
Ivysaur
King Dedede
Lucario
Ike
Greninja
Robin
Lucina

That's a lot of second-party characters.
 

From this picture alone, I really can't see it.

The only part that's difficult to picture about the Clown Car is how it'd be balanced when it's always flying. I suppose it could be made to hover close to the ground. It's not as natural as, say, MODOK in MvC3, because Smash is a game of sumo, and so the ability to hover indefinitely could give a character an unfair advantage. But I'm sure Sakurai could make it work if he really wanted.

Otherwise, it's fairly simple -- the Koopa Clown Car would be the fighter, with its boxing gloves and propeller and Bullet Bills and Bob-ombs and Mecha-Koopas and Big Steelies. The pilot would be Bowser Jr. or any of the Koopalings as alts. It'd probably be called "Koopa Clown Car" on the select screen and website, but the announcer would say the name of whichever Koopa you chose to pilot it (similar to announcing the individual Pokémon in Pokémon Trainer's group when you won in Brawl). Since the fighter is the car itself, it'd have one set of hit-boxes no matter who is flying it.

It's one rumor I'd really like to be true. There's really no reason to think it is true, though.

This makes it a bit more imaginable. I'm sure Sakurai could make it work if he wanted to, though I don't really think I'd like it that much if he did.

I just want more Mother characters.
 
It seems like noone is really getting it.

Its not Bowser Jr thats playable, its the Koopa Car with either Bowser Jr, or any of the Koopalings. It seems to me that the Koopalings aren't alts, since they are DIFFERENT PEOPLE, but all share the same slot regardless because being in the Clown Car, with the shield over it, would make them all have the same hitboxes. The name of the slot itself would probably be "Koopa Kids" or something.

That alone makes me believe the leak. I don't think noone has thought about it, yet it makes perfect sense. Also Nintendo has been promoting the Koopalings alot more in recent years leading them to be the main newcomers in MK8. In retropect, atleast imo, there is absolutely no way that the Koopalings aren't playable when I see just how they've been promoting them and how iconic they are. I honesly would be shocked if the leak was wrong, but as always we shall wait and see.

boy you gonna eat a ton of crow
 
It's more impactful when they're all listed out:

Kirby
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Mewtwo
Marth
Pichu
Roy
Meta Knight
Lucas
Diddy Kong
Charizard
Squirtle
Ivysaur
King Dedede
Lucario
Ike
Greninja
Robin
Lucina

That's a lot of second-party characters.

Is Diddy second party? I know Rare made him, but I think Nintendo fully owns him.
 
It seems like noone is really getting it.

Its not Bowser Jr thats playable, its the Koopa Car with either Bowser Jr, or any of the Koopalings. It seems to me that the Koopalings aren't alts, since they are DIFFERENT PEOPLE, but all share the same slot regardless because being in the Clown Car, with the shield over it, would make them all have the same hitboxes. The name of the slot itself would probably be "Koopa Kids" or something.

That alone makes me believe the leak. I don't think noone has thought about it, yet it makes perfect sense. Also Nintendo has been promoting the Koopalings alot more in recent years leading them to be the main newcomers in MK8. In retropect, atleast imo, there is absolutely no way that the Koopalings aren't playable when I see just how they've been promoting them and how iconic they are. I honesly would be shocked if the leak was wrong, but as always we shall wait and see.
I actually suggested the Koopa Kids in the Clown Car at one point, but it was an idea I suggested for a Nintendo vs. Capcom, inspired in part by MODOK from MvC3. So the idea has been out there before on the Internet.

For Smash, the idea of Koopaling alts has been around for a while, it's just usually been tied to ground-based non-vehicle fighters who'd spin around in their shells and use their magic wands. Essentially, the previous idea was they'd be alts that vary in weight class, falling speed, etc. So one move-set but variable properties depending on the character selected.

Long story short, people have been thinking about the Koopalings/Bowser Jr. in Smash and other fighting games for awhile.

I do hope this rumor is real, though.
 
The idea is 100% crazy, but that's kinda what makes it believeable. Why would anyone guess something that ridiculous?

I don't see how the Koopa Clown car thing would work in Smash though. I mean, it can fly? It can't really land on the ground... how do you kill it/make a moveset? Maybe it isn't a character per normal.

(Note: I still don't think the leak is legit.)

Well it could either hover above the ground and have something like peaches float instead of multiple jumps.

Or they could redesign it slightly and give it little legs.

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I'm all for it just so we can get the Koopa Clown Car in the game.
 
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