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[random25]

Dammit SmashGAF you're all too fast! LOL!

 

[Kyzon]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the next big crossover project: Nintendo X Cho Aniki

The Legend of F-Zelda GX: Handsome Hyes

 

[Hours Left]

Premise:

Handsomedorf and Captain Falcon are workout buddies who, after a long jazzercise session one day, are relaxing in the sauna when all of the sudden, a Boss Doggie-like werewolf breakout occurs. Now Handsomedorf and Falcon must fight a towel-snapping onsault of uncontrollably-flexing werewolves while at the same time finding the Body Oil of Truth.

You forgot to add that the body oil of truth is lathered all over their beefy Smash compatriots. How ever will they sop that up?

 

[FreedomFighter]

Where the hell does "Handsomedorf" come from?

 

[-Horizon-]

It's still the weekend on SmashGAF.

SmashGAF after dark. Or at least where I'm at lol

how did we go from complaining about cropped hentai just before the hyrule warriors direct to this?

i guess handsomedorf is just that handsome.

We are a curious group of posters are we not?

 

[Neiteio]

You forgot to add that the body oil of truth is lathered all over their beefy Smash compatriots. How ever will they sop that up?

CF: "Falcon, CLENCH!"

GD: "Stay still, I can't lather you up when you do that"

CF: "Falcon, TWERK!"

 

[SoldnerKei]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the next big crossover project: Nintendo X Cho Aniki

reminder to myself, don't google everything you don't know

thou I would play it for Handsomedorf

 

[Kyzon]

CF: "Falcon, CLENCH!"

GD: "Stay still, I can't lather you up when you do that"

CF: "Falcon, TWERK!"

Neitit.... Never change <3

 

[Neiteio]

Where the hell does "Handsomedorf" come from?

Dude, did you SEE the glorious Fabio-meets-Carrot Top mane that he's sporting in Hyrule Warriors??

 

[Hours Left]

Where the hell does "Handsomedorf" come from?

Me! (It's true.)

Dynasty Warrior games are usually filled with tons of handsome dudes. Before any other guy besides Link was confirmed for Hyrule Warriors, we were speculating about the glorious makeover Ganondorf would receive, and I used my rapier wit to coin the term #Handsomedorf.

You can send payment by direct money order, or by making arrangements through my agent.

"Handsomedorf" is a registered trademark of Hours Left LMT. Violation of these rights are subject to a $250,000 fine and up to five years in a federal penitentiary.

 

[Neoxon]

Mega Man prays to the heavenly booty every night before the PotD goes up.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

It's still the weekend on SmashGAF.

Th longer we go without Megatons, the further weekday SmashGAF slips into weekend hell.

 

[Deleted member 74300]

Mega Man prays to the heavenly booty every night before the PotD goes up.

Now that's one religion I can get behind.

 

[Neiteio]

Me! (It's true.)

Dynasty Warrior games are usually filled with tons of handsome dudes. Before any other guy besides Link was confirmed for Hyrule Warriors, we were speculating about the glorious makeover Ganondorf would receive, and I used my rapier wit to coin the term #Handsomedorf.

You can send payment by direct money order, or making arrangements through my agent.

I'll back this up, I saw Hours Left use the term Handsomedorf and decided to further legitimize it with the Neiteio™ brand.

 

[Kyzon]

Mega Man prays to the heavenly booty every night before the PotD goes up.

LOL!!! What the hell? bahahaha

 

[Zubz]

Th longer we go without Megatons, the further weekday SmashGAF slips into weekend hell.

The game's coming out soon, and before that it'll be a cavalcade of Megatons, so I'm thinking Weekend SmashGAF's just getting an extended send-off.

Spoiler

And besides, Handsomedorf's worth it. Like, seriously. Sad it won't be an alt.

 

[Freezie KO]

We really need a new character.

 

[Village]

Mega Man prays to the heavenly booty every night before the PotD goes up.

oh lawd

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Guess what else is in Hyrule Warriors...

Just a Badge...

 

[Neiteio]

Handsomedorf really made the Direct. I mean, it was nice we got confirmation of playable Zant and Ghirahim, but the Direct overall was sort of "cute, I guess," until Handsomedorf made me sit the fuck up and pay attention

 

[-Horizon-]

Me! (It's true.)

Dynasty Warrior games are usually filled with tons of handsome dudes. Before any other guy besides Link was confirmed for Hyrule Warriors, we were speculating about the glorious makeover Ganondorf would receive, and I used my rapier wit to coin the term #Handsomedorf.

You can send payment by direct money order, or by making arrangements through my agent.

I'll back this up, I saw Hours Left use the term Handsomedorf and decided to further legitimize it with the Neiteio™ brand.

lol

Mega Man prays to the heavenly booty every night before the PotD goes up.

Life inside my heart and hometown in my soul. Amen.

 

[Neoxon]

Now that's one religion I can get behind.

 

[Hatchtag]

We really need a new character.

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

 

[Neiteio]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

 

[Odie_Esty]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

da fuck you tryna say bout wario?

 

[Toxi]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

You poor soul.

 

[Golnei]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

You severely underestimate the world's creativity.

 

[Freezie KO]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

Ha. Rule 34.

 

[Neoxon]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

Spoiler

Robin already beat Handsomedorf to the punch.

 

[SmithnCo]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

Haha incoming Wario butt gif

 

[Mr. Smiley]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

Yeah, not possible. Ever.

 

[-Horizon-]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

Let's not go crazy now.

 

[Kyzon]

I think my favorite thing about this hunk of a Ganondorf is how everything about him seems to reference demise.

Also, did anyone else think he was wielding twin

Spoiler

Ghirahims

at first?

 

[ArchedThunder]

Now I kinda want Ganondorf to stay a clone in this game so that he can become an original character based on Hyrule Warriors in the next game.

 

[SmithnCo]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

what

 

[The12thGripper]

Please be Chorus Kids or Wario or something that I assume people aren't attracted to.

Haha incoming Wario butt gif

 

[PadWarrior]

Weekend GAF already?

 

[Neiteio]

I think my favorite thing about this hunk of a Ganondorf is how everything about him seems to reference demise.

Also, did anyone else think he was wielding twin

Spoiler

Ghirahims

at first?

Ganondorf's weapons evoke, like, everything. Demise's blade, his Spaceworld 2000 zweihander, the Sage's Sword, the dual-wielding from Wind Waker. He just needs some tridents in there. I'm guessing that'll be his second move-set.

 

[akidnamededdy]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

SmashGAF, you lost me at sexy babies. Seeya in the morning!

 

[Greenzxy]

Oh, look at that sweet ass.

 

[Neiteio]

what

*Lucina and Handsomedorf gather around the cradle containing their newborn*

Lucina: "He has your flowing mane of hair."

Handsomedorf: "He has your boots."

Lucina: "......how was our baby born with boots, anyways?"

 

[Deleted member 74300]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

He can offer her the greatest boots ever.

 

[Neiteio]

He can offer her the greatest boots ever.

Whoa, the hair and makeup on that cosplay is awesome

 

[Golnei]

I feel kind of bad for him...

 

[-Horizon-]

*Lucina and Handsomedorf gather around the cradle containing their newborn*

Lucina: "He has your flowing mane of hair."

Handsomedorf: "He has your boots."

Lucina: "......how was our baby born with boots, anyways?"

 

[The Great Gonzales]

He can offer her the greatest boots ever.

Is that Jim Carrey?

 

[Neiteio]

I feel kind of bad for him...

*Miiverse posts*

Man, I'd love to hear Sakurai's thoughts on Miiverse requests (provided he ever glanced at the Miiverse comments)

 

[flohen95]

imagine if lucina and handsomedorf had a baby

that would be the sexiest baby ever

*Lucina and Handsomedorf gather around the cradle containing their newborn*

Lucina: "He has your flowing mane of hair."

Handsomedorf: "He has your boots."

Lucina: "......how was our baby born with boots, anyways?"

 

[Mr. Smiley]

I feel kind of bad for him...

http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Ion_The_Hedgehog?file=Ion_the_hedgehog_reboot.png

It's a sight to behold.

 

[Kriken]

*Lucina and Handsomedorf gather around the cradle containing their newborn*

Lucina: "He has your flowing mane of hair."

Handsomedorf: "He has your boots."

Lucina: "......how was our baby born with boots, anyways?"

Do I need to post that conversation between you and Lucina714 again?