mrmyth said:Who the holy fuck, male or female, would want to date Batman? The guy's a psycho with a hair trigger. The minute Supes tried to leave his ass, Bats would pull out the Kryptonite ring he's been hiding for just such an occasion and suddenly the world finally does get destroyed because its two greatest heroes are stuck in the basement in a fucking Jerry Springer argument.
Jim Bowie said:Wait just a second, you! Batman is a crafty motherfucker, I'll give you that. But EVERYONE wants to date Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is a martial arts expert, and a multi-millionaire at that. He's also devilishly handsome. Now if you want to say that Batman can kick Superman's ass, go ahead, since it's true. But all the ladies, and if Bats was gay, all the men, want to get down with the Batcock.
mrmyth said:The motherfucker could afford the best therapy in the world. Instead he put his resources into dressing like a bat and kicking people's asses at night. That's not quite balanced.
And Bruce Wayne is the real costume. Batman is the cat who owns that body. He just pretends to be sane during the day. This really isn't a cat you want to be your stalking ex, which he will be, because HE CAN'T LET GO OF SHIT.
To sum up, Batman=psycho.
Jim Bowie said:Some guys murdered his parents when he was real young. He decided to get revenge on them. Do you think he's just going to buy a hit squad to find these guys and take him out when he's perfectly capable of kicking ass by his lonesome (save Robin)?
And another thing, Batman's the costume. He was born as Bruce Wayne, not Bats. He works everyday as BW, and then dons a costume to go battle for justice.
So to re-sum up, Batman= suave muthafucka.
Wait, what happened to gay Batman?
They made him British once; that's close enough.BuddyChrist83 said:Superman : If he can fight for the south or be a communist, why can't he... be gay?
Jim Bowie said:I don't think sexuality has anything to do with crimefighting. It's neutral. Like eating a sandwich.
Teh Hamburglar said:Green Arrow most definitely is gay. Look at his costume. Lets be real here people!
Alucard said:making a well-known character gay OUT OF NOWHERE would be really gimmicky.
Lost Weekend said:Superman would probably be a 'bottom'
This is easy - You make a special "Red Light" room that simulates the Kryptonian sun, thus stripping Superman of his powers and causing him to become, well, normal. Yea, I totally stole that idea from another comic, but they were using it to trap him - I'm just using it so that he can bone whoever.mrmyth said:Name the person who could help him with that situation without using a Krytonite condom.
BuddyChrist83 said:This is easy - You make a special "Red Light" room that simulates the Kryptonian sun, thus stripping Superman of his powers and causing him to become, well, normal. Yea, I totally stole that idea from another comic, but they were using it to trap him - I'm just using it so that he can bone whoever.
Accomplish all objectives (and then some) by having Superman in Sparta and Batman in Athens.border said:Because it wouldn't be very interesting or entertaining.....putting him in a different setting or time period results in a more interesting narrative than changing his sexuality. It would just be a standard story with some gay make-out stuff...
Exactly. Fan fiction is where bad ideas can come to light in a way that no one is compelled to actually pay money for. I don't know how many lame gay Buffy fanfics there are out there.ConfusingJazz said:For threads as stupid as these, there is fan fiction.
Acrylamid said:What about a gay ALF/Garfield crossover?
First they make out, then one gets eaten (literally) by the other.