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http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/asia/331122/taiwan-confiscates-435-dog-penises

Animal disease officials in Taiwan have confiscated more than 400 dried dog penises, testicles and various internal organs in a raid on an illegal slaughterhouse.

A total of 435 penises were discovered in a fridge along with the other body parts, while 12 fresh dog corpses were also found in the raid at the slaughterhouse in western Yunlin county on Tuesday, the Animal Disease Control Centre said.

It was not immediately clear why the owner of the abattoir kept the body parts, a spokeswoman said. But local media suggested the man could have used the penises as an ingredient in herbal wine due to the belief they could help boost male potency.

Two live dogs were rescued during the raid and officials also discovered a number of collars, indicating some of the dead animals could have previously been pets, the spokeswoman said.

The owner of the facility, who is suspected of selling dog meat as food, has a previous record of killing animals, she said.

He could face a maximum one-year jail term and a fine of up to Tw$1 million ($34,500) if found to be a repeat violator of the animal protection law, which bans the killing of dogs.

While dog meat featured on menus in Taiwan in the past, it is now an offence to eat either dogs or cats and anyone doing so faces fines of up to Tw$500,000 under local law.

 

[Phire Phox]

What a bunch of dicks

 

[Broder Salsa]

and now we know where gae-bool comes from.

 

[disappeared]

were they circumcised?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I don't even have a clever response to this. What in the fuck do you need a dog penis for?

Like...

...Nope. Nothing.

 

[fallagin]

Huh, you don't see that every day.

 

[Steelrain]

Welp. If you've been to Taiwan, you might have eaten some dog.

 

[Finaika]

That's a lot of penises.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

in a row?

 

[kingkitty]

Dog meat doesn't even taste that good, not worth the hype.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Welp. If you've been to Taiwan, you might have eaten some dog.

As long as it wasn't the dogs red rocket or balls I'm alright.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Someone ever told you to 'eat a dick' ? There you have it.

I don't believe most people mean a dog dick when they say that. :lol

 

[NinjaTehFish]

I don't even have a clever response to this. What in the fuck do you need a dog penis for?

Like...

...Nope. Nothing.

Pen Covers

Finger Warmers

Sausage Sheaths

Leather Mentos Holder

Cigar Case

Boxing Bags (For cats)

Money Roll Holder

 

[Goron2000]

I wonder if this is why mine hasn't arrived yet?

 

[Dr Prob]

INT. EVIDENCE CONTROL UNIT

 

[Christine]

Well, that's just great. Now what will the house of representatives have for lunch on Friday?

 

[Deleted member 20920]

were they circumcised?

Do we have to tip when we buy a bottle of those medicine?

 

[A Human Becoming]

Well, that's just great. Now what will the house of representatives have for lunch on Friday?

My favorite response so far.

 

[Always-honest]

Poor dogs.... Do they think it will grow them a dick?

 

[Amagon]

I hope they take the owner's cock off as punishment.

A dick for a dick.

 

[Balphon]

Too bad it didn't happen in the US.

We'd get a nice companion case to United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins.

 

[Amagon]

So women get off the hook ?

Off with the Clit!

 

[Dead Man]

Of all the things I thought I would encounter today, a story about dog penises being confiscated is not one of them.

 

[fallagin]

Well, that's just great. Now what will the house of representatives have for lunch on Friday?

Hahaha!! Nice one.

 

[TUROK]

The things I could do with 435 dog penises...

 

[Kuroyume]

A lot of impotent men in Asia apparently. From elephant and rhino tusks to now dog pensis.

 

[Acrylic7]

He could face a maximum one-year jail term and a fine of up to Tw$1 million ($34,500)

thats it?

 

[Robot Pants]

What a bunch of dicks

10/10

 

[Finaika]

A lot of impotent men in Asia apparently. From elephant and rhino tusks to now dog pensis.

What about duck penises?

 

[Mikey Jr.]

The fuck is with these asian countries? Does everyone have soft dicks 24/7 over there that they would go so far as to eat a penis just to get hard?

 

[Subliminal]

what a dick move.

 

[fallagin]

The fuck is with these asian countries? Does everyone have soft dicks 24/7 over there that they would go so far as to eat a penis just to get hard?

Yeah, you'd think they would just pop some viagra or whatever.

 

[soundscream]

 

[Nicktendo86]

No one seems to have mentioned this part:

"Two live dogs were rescued during the raid and officials also discovered a number of collars, indicating some of the dead animals could have previously been pets, the spokeswoman said"

That made me actually feel a bit sick

 

[ffdgh]

I feel sick.....

 

[Ban Puncher]

Anyone else suddenly feel like a hotdog?

 

[danwarb]

Why not mash some elephant tusk into that herbal wine, maybe a dash of rhino horn to make it even more pointless and pathetic.