Takamaru (Mysterious Murasame Castle) Confirmed as Assist Trophy for Smash WiiU/3DS

Even though Takamaru making it in as playable was always a stretch I feel for y'all; the Little Mac assist trophy dojo update still burns after all these years despite him being playable now.

But at least Takamaru actually has decent presence in Smash now and could be a prime playable candidate for 5. What are the dozens of us Mole Mania fans supposed to do
 
My eyes light up as I see Takamaru revealed in Smash. A character I've been waiting to be revealed for so long! A smile forms across my face as I stare at the picture of the day.

I read Sakurai's comment.

The smile fades.

My eyes become teary as I begin to whimper. My moans echo throughout my lonesome room. For hours, I lay in agony and despair, lamenting Takamaru's lack of inclusion as a playable character.

What's that? The doorbell rings.

I somehow bring myself together enough to get up. I struggle to keep my balance, leaning against the walls in the hallway. I slowly, morosely walk down the stairs as my chin quivers.

As I open the door, a ray of light pierces the darkness of my house. I struggle to see who is at the door because of the brightness. My eyes adjust and it's... it's Sakurai. What is he holding though? He's holding a...

My eyes adjust more. He's holding a katana.

Before I can even react, Sakurai slashes my chest with the katana and cackles. Tears of laughter roll down his face to accompany my tears of sorrow. As my eyelids begin to droop, Sakurai utters just one more thing.

"I hope I was of assistance."

He cackles again as I lose consciousness.
 
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