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The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

Way to take some responsibility for being a fuckhead

 

[DarienA]

Those kids will be ridiculed until they leave that school....

Time to sue National Lampoon.

 

[Manics]

I wonder how many brownies he frosted before running out?

 

[Liono]

At least it was done at a school and not a restaurant, ala spooge garden.

 

[3rdman]

At least give the kid credit for at least not killing everyone in the school. It's a prank played to some kids who were trying to piss him off. I guess they succeeded.

 

[Gantz]

How did the students know it was semen?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Haha. Dammit, and here I was ready to make a Van Wilder reference. Apparently that was the influence in the first place.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

How did the students know it was semen?

That's what I'm wondering.

 

[tt_deeb]

That's what I'm wondering.

EDIT: Oh wait nevermind.

 

[AntoneM]

Panhandle Health

you have got to be kidding me.

 

[cvxfreak]

Semen frosted brownies?

He should have frosted them with his crap instead. :lol

 

[op_ivy]

yeah, heard this on the radio earlier... i guess it was revenge for classmates who put peanut butter in his lunch meat sandwich or something :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

i don't think semen by itself has the characteristics to make a good frosting. This kid needs to talk to the author of the Cooking With Cum book.

 

[soundwave05]

This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman, in order to get revenge on the kids for (IIRC) putting a public hair in his chilli, killed the parents of some kid, chopped them up, and served the chilli to him in revenge.

 

[nitewulf]

ewwwwww, i mean really!
someone puts peanut butter in his sandwich and he retorts with...sperm? where the hell is the logic in that? :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

ewwwwww, i mean really!
someone puts peanut butter in his sandwich and he retorts with...sperm? where the hell is the logic in that? :lol

Peanut butter is a nut butter. Semen... well, you do the math.