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Texas Hold 'Em, In Bed(smokinggun.com)

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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Rough play below the belt lands Lone Star woman in pokey

MAY 26--A Texas woman faces a misdemeanor assault charge for her rough treatment of a man who refused to prolong a recent sex session between the pair. According to the below Travis County Sheriff's Office affidavit, Jannette Pulido, 23, climbed on top of Frederick Parke and squeezed his genitals after he declined additional trysting. Pulido then allegedly directed some threats at her paramour's private parts and began tussling with the 25-year-old Parke, who was slightly injured. He ejected Pulido from his Austin pad and called the cops, to whom he told his sad story of unrequited love. (1 page)

You simply HAVE to read the affidavit.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0526051texas1.gif


:lol
 

Danj

Member
DJ_Tet said:
What moron typed that up and can't spell "LOSER"

What moron typed that up and can't spell "GENITALS", for that matter. You'd think they're sort of relevant to the situation at hand...
 

android

Theoretical Magician
And "genitlies", "squezed","verbaly","appearred","strugglled." And those are just the ones I could find.
 
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