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[Incognito]

Dear Stephen,

Staying connected to the people you care about -- that matters to you. Last year at this time, you sent a great gift to someone important on their special day. We want to help you be a part of the celebration again. Below we have included some helpful information:

Recipient: Allison *last name withheld*
Occasion: Anniversary
Order Date: 10/5/03

two days after I sent that, we finally broke things off. only girl i've ever loved, too. haven't talked to her since june, though.

thanks for the *great* reminder, 1-800-flowers..


*cough*

 

[Boomer]

:lol

fuck women

 

[Eminem]

more like 1-800-shitonyourfeelings

 

[olimario]

Send her more flowers and tell her you miss her.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I wonder how many times they do this to a person.

 

[Incognito]

Send her more flowers and tell her you miss her.

:lol

no thnx.

 

[Eminem]

send her more flowers and tell her she's a whore

 

[Ecrofirt]

send her more flowers and tell her she's a whore

perfect.

 

[olimario]

:lol

no thnx.

Then send her black roses and tell her the day you two broke it off was the day you first felt truly alive.

 

[ohamsie]

send her more flowers and tell her she's a whore

 

[nitewulf]

send her more flowers and tell her she's a whore