Jewbacca said:
You are a fucking dick. People like you make retail a piece of shit place to work.
Now let's look at the conversation as it really happened:
Employee (chick): "Sir do you have any questions?"
VOG: ::eyes shut tight::
Chick: "Sir?"
VOG: "X...X........Xbox360s?"
Chick: "Not till after Christmas... or maybe even January...."
VOG: "Bu....bu.... Int.... Int.... Inter.... Int.... Bu... Int..."
Chick: ::touches VOG's arm:: "Sir, do you need to sit down?"
VOG: "YOU TOUCHED ME!"
Chick: "Sir, calm down. I'll get someone with a penis to help you"
VOG: "Did I just lose my virginity?"
Chick: "... I'll brb...."
Manager: "Excuse me sir... did you need some less intimidating service?"
VOG: "Yes. Thank you."
Manager: "If this is about Xbox360, none until after Christmas."
VOG: "But... internet."
M: "The internet?"
VOG: "Aren't you ... getting 39 premiums? Don't hit me!"
M: "I'm not going to hit you. And we can't disclose shipment dates or numbers due to security issues. Don't expect them readily available until after the Holidays"
VOG: "Can I preorder? Please?"
M: "No. But you can leave."