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[Trojita]

Man, it must be a good time to be a Christian.

No it isn't.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I can hear my dad across the hall going, "Yeah! Fuck yeah!"

It makes me want to die.

 

[Extra Sauce]

But... I don't want to bleed.

 

[Into the Light]

Unlocking space now

Lol

 

[Violater]

Man, it must be a good time to be a Christian.

People should stop lumping an entire religion into one basket.

 

[triplestation]

The Mysteries of Space

Lol

 

[darkwing]

Holy fuck. The idiots are eating this all up. The buzzwords are all there. God, America, Jobs. WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT, HE'S PRESIDENT NOW

annihilate something from the face of the earth

 

[DukeLongfellow]

...I am both happy and scared to be European right now... Wow. I feel like I'm watching an alternate history reel.

 

[SoapNickTavish]

The God talk is making me physically ill.

Just utterly disgusting.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

"Creator"

GOP loves religion.

 

[Brinbe]

This is the stuff of satire and parody. Holy fuck. America, you dumb fucks.

 

[Apathy]

Trump hotel on Mars

 

[Dantooine]

Fucking hell. This is nuts. I just don't know.

 

[HMD]

Is the wall empty talk?

 

[LiquidSword]

"I'll talk about the future and stuff, that's something a president does"

 

[Sanjuro]

"Protected by God"

How does that even work?

Well, it's a lot like that Jim Carrey film.

 

[entremet]

Sad day

 

[PandaPandaPanda]

any time I hear any "USA USA" chants at events now, i'll probably be facepalming

This country has become a total joke.

 

[jmdajr]

God ain't protecting me from you brother!

 

[WonkyPanda]

He isn't even making sense. Earlier he lamented about how our military is depleted.

To be fair, that's not disingenuous. You can spend trillions on something with nothing to show for it (i.e. wasteful spending). Not that I am implying he made that connection...

 

[NH Apache]

Maybe he did write this speech on the yellow pad. It's so bad.

 

[gofreak]

Patriotism, patriotism, patriot blood, patriotism.

 

[Dominican Power]

This dude is literally the worst.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

This is legitimately one of the scariest speeches by a president I have witnessed in my lifetime.

 

[TheGameshark]

lol He just said that

 

[SuicidalSteve]

The La Le Lu Le Lo!

 

[fantomena]

Hitler also wanted to conquer space.

 

[FyreWulff]

keep Nebraska's name out of this you mussolini ass cheeto

 

[Days like these...]

Why is he giving a stump speech instead of an inauguration speech?

 

[nature boy]

DAT SIDE BY SIDE ON NBC

 

[neurosisxeno]

Iran and Russia are really close.

Fits the narrative that Trump is unknowingly being manipulated.

 

[BrutishMrFish]

"We all enjoy the same glorious freedoms"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

No.

 

[AmyS]

"I'm a genius compared to Trump"

 

[phaonaut]

Is this is most he has talked about god?

 

[Ekai]

well he did a little but it's ok because emails

Trampling on racial minorities and LGBT americans in the future is alright because emails.

 

[Kurdel]

Wow he is going all in

 

[DieEnteWurzel]

this speach is so bad wtf :-(

 

[blastprocessor]

He forgot Orange people

 

[HeelPower]

"Birth of a new millennia"?

It sounds big so let's say it.

 

[Ensirius]

Pretty much. Getting huge Germany 1930s vibes.

I was afraid to say this, because I am not sure if this will get us banned.
But I absolutely agree with you.

 

[BigFwoosh]

"We are at the birth of a new millenium."

... in 2017.

 

[Dalibor68]

Please can this be over soon? It's really hard to listen to him

 

[StWilson85]

The mysteries of space.

Did he really just quote Disney's Spaceship Earth?

 

[idonteven]

war is coming and nothing is gonna stop it

 

[Wulfric]

Someone hold me. I'm legit scared of this man.

 

[Ourobolus]

Well, it's a lot like that Jim Carrey film.

please, god can't be black in trumpland

 

[smokeymicpot]

Already feel ignored.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

LOL did we whiff the blue

 

[kevin1025]

"Unlock the mysteries of space"


WHAT

We will watch Interstellar and try and do that bookshelf scene for real though.

 

[Speely]

This is a fucking nightmare.