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[SirMossyBloke]

Meryl at the Oscars in 1979 & 2015.

So all she did in 35 years was get a haircut? No wonder she never wins an Oscar.

 

[ito007]

that "treason" joke really got me lol

 

[zma1013]

I laughed. Ya'll should lighten up a tad.

Jokes are to be taken seriously thou... oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Meowster]

Hm. I wonder what that Lady GaGa is up to.. !

 

[Dai101]

come the fuck on

Did i fucking sttuter?

 

[Zodzilla]

Christ is there a fucking Samsung ad every break

They're a major sponsor. Makes sense.

Did i fucking sttuter?

OOOH, Internet fight time!

 

[jett]

Ellen was garbage.

The last time we got a decent Oscars host was Jon Stewart.

 

[Parch]

NPH is so boring. How did he garner the incredible following and fan-favourite status that he enjoys? I don't get it.

The snarky smartass routine never lasts.
I wonder who's decision it was to pick this hack as a host.

 

[MMarston]

I demand everyone agree with me the Rosamund Pike's performance was not very good in Gone Girl!

Nope.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

They're a major sponsor. Makes sense.

They should sponsor some designers for their products while they are at it.

 

[ELAMOR]

So all she did in 35 years was get a haircut? No wonder she never wins an Oscar.

oh salty salty

 

[Sanjuro]

...what?

I'm in desperate need for something funny.

Ellen was garbage.

The last time we got a decent Oscars host was Jon Stewart.

...and even he was meh. Meh can be legendary when you see the alternatives!

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Christ is there a fucking Samsung ad every break

it's only reminding me how much I've grown to dislike Samsung recently. I'm going with LG or Motorola for my next phone

 

[lednerg]

This blind girl xfinity ad destroys me.

 

[SirMossyBloke]

oh salty salty

Haha what??

 

[MIMIC]

CitzenFour winning was quite a big statement.

I am literally writing that movie down. I've got to see that.

 

[JABEE]

Let's all hope Obama doesn't prosecute more whistleblowers.

 

[GavinUK86]

Meryl at the Oscars in 1979 & 2015.

Bloody hell Meryl is gorgeous

 

[kingkitty]

Wasn't funny

it was a pretty decent pun, honestly

 

[Community Forum]

Samsung: How many ads are we allowed to purchase during the Oscars?
ABC: How many do you want?
Samsung: ALL OF THEM!

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Jesus, this joke still

 

[Bobby Roberts]

This blind girl xfinity ad destroys me.

No lie, if she just described stories she'd had told to her and people animated them based on those descriptions, I'd watch the living shit out of that show every week.

 

[vinnygambini]

The Octavia joke has gone for wayyyyyyy too long

 

[Meowster]

NPH isn't amazing but he's doing a decent and good job. Some of his jokes are falling flaaaaaat (like that Octavia Spencer/his ballot recurring jab) but I'd say he's doing better than Crystal's last turn, MacFarlane, and James Franco.

 

[Sickboy007]

Ellen was garbage.

The last time we got a decent Oscars host was Jon Stewart.

After these last couple of years I'm kinda reevaluating Seth MacFarlane.

 

[zma1013]

What's with the briefcase in the glass or whatever?

 

[brianjones]

why are we supposed to care about his Oscar predictions again?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

that seat filler looks like Lindsay Vonn

 

[CreepingFear]

Let's all hope Obama doesn't prosecute more whistleblowers.

Snowden is a god damn Patriot and American Hero.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

What's with the briefcase in the glass or whatever?

why are we supposed to care about his Oscar predictions again?

.

 

[HK-47]

Let's all hope Obama doesn't prosecute more whistleblowers.

Obama to ban whistles.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I want that Lego Oscar :'''''(

 

[TwntyOneTwlv]

Oh yay. Another song.r

 

[Salsa]

why am I not seeing Oprah RIGHT THIS SECOND

 

[VaultBoy101]

Is it just me or is there a shitload of stuff still for them to get through? This is going til like 1 am.

Not really. 2 music awards, 2 screenplay awards, 2 acting awards, Director and Picture.

I guess it depends on how many musical numbers they have between all of that.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

No lie, if she just described stories she'd had told to her and people animated them based on those descriptions, I'd watch the living shit out of that show every week.

*fist bump*

 

[Zen_Arcade]

What's with the briefcase in the glass or whatever?

They think we care about NPH Oscar predictions.

 

[Plasmid]

What's with the briefcase in the glass or whatever?

It's got all his good jokes.

 

[Game4life]

More pointless songs. Yay!!!!

 

[Nakho]

Man, I will never tire of hearing "Falling Slowly" being played at the Oscars.

Did it play this year? That would be awesome.

 

[Toxi]

After these last couple of years I'm kinda reevaluating Seth MacFarlane.

Reevaluating how? He was awful too.

 

[TheAbsolution]

It's got all his good jokes.

This got me lol.

 

[Trago]

Hell yea, this performance!

 

[Floridian]

Grammy throwback. Yawn.

 

[HK-47]

Is this the fucking Grammies?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

That's a cool stage set-up.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Glory really should win best song.

 

[Salsa]

Oprah plz get up and rap

 

[zma1013]

Is that the dude from Hell on Wheels?

 

[MIMIC]

More pointless songs. Yay!!!!

SMH @ you