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No way can it be worse than The Losers. That film was a total piece of shit.
Jason's Ultimatum said:First movie I walked out of in about, oh, say 15 years. I knew the movie wasn't going to have any action in it, but I was hoping for at least some thriller elements. It's just George Clooney paying forThat's it. :lol :lolsex and walking around.
Easily the worst film of the year, surpassing The Losers.
Jason's Ultimatum said:DP gave The Losers a 7/10, so I don't give a fuck he criticizes my opinion on The American. :lol
Jason's Ultimatum said:I knew coming in the movie wasn't going to have action, dude. I wasn't expecting Bourne or Bond. Hell, I was hoping the entire movie would've been more like the intro in Sweden. :lol
Expendable. said:in honor of The American: The 25 Most Memorable Opening Scenes In Film.
echoshifting said:I love, love "slow burn" thrillers...I'd say I prefer them to the high action/chase thriller. But this sucked. My wife and I both hated it. I'm sure it worked well as a book, and I appreciated how real the movie's environment felt. The performances were good as well (for the most part), there just wasn't a lot to work with.
The butterfly thing was particularly ridiculous. Oh, hey, an endangered butterfly in his favorite weapon dealing spot. Hmmmm, I wonder if that means he's going to die...oh hey! Just in case I didn't get that from that scene, he's got a butterfly tattoo on his back. Good thing! And just in case I forgot about it by the time he died, we had a shot of the butterfly flying away from his body at the end. Puh-lease. What an eye-rolling shot that was.
I remember the priest having some particularly bad lines, too, but I can't recall them off the top of my head. All in all, the priest was probably the worst character in the film.
Forgettable, awkwardly paced (not to mention one or two seriously overlong, unnecessary montages), iffy script...pass. Don't get me wrong, there was some stuff I liked...the brief action scene in the middle, the "gun scene." Long, leisurely shots of Violante Placido's incredible body. Not worth it though, at least at theater prices. If you're curious wait for DVD.
Stumpokapow said:yikes
25 "in the between"->"in between"
17 "you're"->"your"
9 "vain" -> "vein"
7 "you're" -> "your"
5 cut half the commas, "in which" -> "during which", "fiance" -> "fiancee"
there are 10 sentences in a two page article that start with "and"
Expendable. said:I found theIt's anything but "forgettable" though, if only for Corbijn's photography.scene in the cafe (where she goes in the bathroom) particularly thrilling. I really enjoyed the priest + Clooney's talk about bastards as well.
Jason's Ultimatum said:First movie I walked out of in about, oh, say 15 years. I knew the movie wasn't going to have any action in it, but I was hoping for at least some thriller elements. It's just George Clooney paying forThat's it. :lol :lolsex and walking around.
Easily the worst film of the year, surpassing The Losers.
Expendable. said:
harSon said:Have you seen The Limits of Control? If you have, is it similar to that?
harSon said:Have you seen The Limits of Control? If you have, is it similar to that?
Expendable. said:Come to think of it, it's almost exactly like that movie.
Expendable. said:I found theIt's anything but "forgettable" though, if only for Corbijn's photography.scene in the cafe (where she goes in the bathroom) particularly thrilling. I really enjoyed the priest + Clooney's talk about bastards as well.
Spire said:Great scene:When he takes Clara to the spot by the river after having shown it to the assassin, so tense. Actually every scene at that spot by the river was excellent.
echoshifting said:I'll give youscene, the tension there was spot on. There are moments of greatness here, saddled by a mediocre script and some seriously awkward pacing.the bathroom
Really?I didn't think anybody here would buy into that. To each his own, I suppose. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it; it just didn't click with me or my wife at all.All the butterfly stuff down there? I thought all that was lame.
Expendable. said:in honor of The American: The 25 Most Memorable Opening Scenes In Film.
Such a great opening. Loved the initial credits as well.
echoshifting said:Really?I didn't think anybody here would buy into that. To each his own, I suppose. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it; it just didn't click with me or my wife at all.All the butterfly stuff down there? I thought all that was lame.
Spire said:The thing with the butterfly takes up maybe 45 seconds, and no, it didn't bother me.
echoshifting said:Hmmm...well I'm not going to try to convince it bothered you, but it was a significant part of the film. More than 45 seconds.It's a presence throughout the film. I feel this was one of those "moments of poignancy" SPoD is referring to, and like him I didn't think it was successful. But, I'm not going to argue about it anymore, it just stuck in my craw the entire film.The nickname, the tattoo, the bad cgi butterfly which happens to be fluttering about every time they go down there...etc.
No Magnolia breaks my balls.Expendable. said:in honor of The American: The 25 Most Memorable Opening Scenes In Film.
Such a great opening. Loved the initial credits as well.
Jason's Ultimatum said:First movie I walked out of in about, oh, say 15 years. I knew the movie wasn't going to have any action in it, but I was hoping for at least some thriller elements. It's just George Clooney paying forThat's it. :lol :lolsex and walking around.
Easily the worst film of the year, surpassing The Losers.
Champomade said:Go back to Matt Damon and let people appreciate good movies please
No Saving Private Ryan? Seriously?Expendable. said:in honor of The American: The 25 Most Memorable Opening Scenes In Film.
Such a great opening. Loved the initial credits as well.