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[and 3 others]

I game a friend and I use to play on roadtrips, slightly modified.

You take the model of your car/truck/SUV that you own, and put the word "anal" in front of it.

For example, I would write,
Anal Focus and
Anal Liberty.
Go.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

No

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

No

 

[and 3 others]

No

Is that a weird Korean car?

 

[Insane Metal]

Is that a weird Korean car?

No

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

No

 

[Insane Metal]

Seriously what a weird game tho

Why would you want to know what car I own

Weirdo

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Ok fine, maybe I was a little hasty with my original reply cause now that I actually think about it, mine is pretty funny.

Anal Charger.

 

[and 3 others]

Seriously what a weird game tho

Why would you want to know what car I own

Weirdo

That's a lot of words to say, "I don't own one".

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Ok fine, maybe I was a little hasty with my original reply cause now that I actually think about it, mine is pretty funny.

Anal Charger.

You would

Anal 370Z just sounds like a lube

 

[and 3 others]

You would

Anal 370Z just sounds like a lube

Could of spent 30% more and had Anal Godzilla. Bet you feel pretty silly now!?

 

[poppabk]

It's not much of a game for a road trip unless you are Jay Leno.
"Anal Elantra"
"Anal Pathfinder"
"Ha, ha"
"Ok we are out of the driveway, what are we gonna do for the next 6 hours"
"Anal Pathfinder"
"Heh"
"Anal Pathfinder"
"Shut up"

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

I also have an Anal Cherokee. That sounds like a quasi racist porno.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Anal Spider

 

[and 3 others]

It's not much of a game for a road trip unless you are Jay Leno.
"Anal Elantra"
"Anal Pathfinder"
"Ha, ha"
"Ok we are out of the driveway, what are we gonna do for the next 6 hours"
"Anal Pathfinder"
"Heh"
"Anal Pathfinder"
"Shut up"

Well, in case it wasn't obvious, which i guess it wasn't, it was based on the cars we seen. Hence the line "slightly modified"

 

[Nymphae]

No

No

Original and hilarious. I look forward to more of your material guys.

I'm the proud owner of an Anal Jetta.

 

[TheContact]

I played this game back in WoW a few years ago and it cought me a couple day ban lol
We would say Anal and then link a spell afterwards. It was funny!

 

[and 3 others]

Anal Pummel! Lolol

 

[Cravis]

ANAL RAM no I don't own one.

Anal ranger for what I really drive haha

 

[LokusAbriss]

Anal Stinger, if I would own a KIA.
But Anal Passat and Anal 3-series it is.

 

[Nymphae]

Anal Probe
Anal Hummer
Anal Golf
Anal Mystery Bus

 

[and 3 others]

Anal Probe
Anal Hummer
Anal Golf
Anal Mystery Bus

Cheater! Only ones you own.

 

[Nymphae]

Cheater! Only ones you own.

Nobody here owns those (ok maybe a Golf) but they deserved to be mentioned lol

 

[Airola]

So this is a game where you say one thing with anal in it and your friend says one thing with anal in it. And that's it.

That makes you pass, what, 10 seconds of your roadtrip time. Great game. GG.

 

[ExpandKong]

My first car was an old Ford Probe.

 

[Insane Metal]

That's a lot of words to say, "I don't own one".

You're wrong. I do. In fact I got it back today, it spent 21 days at the mechanic. FFS

It's a French car

 

[and 3 others]

My first car was an old Ford Probe.

So this is a game where you say one thing with anal in it and your friend says one thing with anal in it. And that's it.

That makes you pass, what, 10 seconds of your roadtrip time. Great game. GG.

What? More then 10 seconds.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Anal Outback has a certain ring to it.

 

[haxan7]

Anal La Voiture Noire

 

[Airola]

What? More then 10 seconds.

That's because you lack the speedrunner skills of this game.

 

[King of Foxes]

How many times have you and this friend kissed on the lips?

 

[Flying Toaster]

This feels like 2008 GAF. The very first response was always "In the ass" or some form of that statement.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Is this the type of talk you had with that female coworker who was a 9.8?

 

[bender]

If you are alone with your friend and he offers you a drink, I'd take a pass.

 

[Jtibh]

You guys own shit cars i must say

Is this thread somehow related to the analrapist tobias funke?

 

[JimiNutz]

Anal A-Class

 

[Rentahamster]

I don't own it myself, but sometimes I ride an anal submarine that's full of seamen.

Hit me up and you can ride too.

 

[and 3 others]

Is this the type of talk you had with that female coworker who was a 9.8?

No no.

 

[johncaveman12]

Anal Flex

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Who's the unfortunate Gafer driving around in an Anal Fusion?

 

[Stouffers]

Anal Tundra

 

[Stouffers]

How many times have you and this friend kissed on the lips?

No kissing or eye contact.

 

[and 3 others]

Who's the unfortunate Gafer driving around in an Anal Fusion?

The most powerful of all vehicles i think we spotted, was Anal Pulsar! Gave me a good chuckle for a min.

 

[haxan7]

Why's there a comma after The in the title?

 

[and 3 others]

Why's there a comma after The in the title?

A pause, for dramatic effect.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Anal Pajero

BTW Pajero means masturbator in Spanish.

 

[Rentahamster]

A pause, for dramatic effect.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

A lot of Chrysler products will fit well into this game.

That should tell you something about Chrysler products.

 

[and 3 others]

A lot of Chrysler products will fit well into this game.

That should tell you something about Chrysler products.

Exactly. Homo-sapiens!

 

[TrainedRage]