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[cormack12]

Guess I'd be living in Alabama if I was an american.....

 

[Javthusiast]

Never actually measured mine. But I am unfortunately not super hung. FeelsBadMan

Think I am somewhere in that banana area.

 

[Plies]

damn, look at Alabama.. I can believe it.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Ah one of these threads again. Self reported stats, good stuff. Also nice brag op, strangers on the internet are impressed.

 

[Plies]

Think I am somewhere in that banana area.

These stats are self reported, meaning it's most likely dubious.
Although, if you are legitimately in the 6-6.4" range, you're doing damn good penis-wise, which you would probably know if you didn't jack off all the time to Japanese porn and actually used it.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

damn, look at Alabama.. I can believe it.

 

[Rentahamster]

Looks like Alabama is full of liars

 

[cormack12]

Ah one of these threads again. Self reported stats, good stuff. Also nice brag op, strangers on the internet are impressed.

Other strangers are crying. Like you.

 

[Plies]

Looks like Alabama is full of liars

I bet 28.6% of them aren't lying.

 

[Rentahamster]

But seriously...

Self reported measurement is very unreliable. Bone pressed erect length is a consistent way to measure erect length, but there are still variables like fat pad, erection quality, and curvature that create variability

 

[Doom85]

These stats are self reported.

Ah. So when girls go to the highest rated states and discover the truth, they'll be telling the boys:

 

[Dr. Claus]

Take 25-30% off these numbers and you will be closer to the real average. Except for California and Washington. No men live there.

 

[FutureMD]

Ah yes, lets use self reported data on 1 topic no man ever lies about.

 

[Kilau]

Men in Delaware seeing this.

 

[Plies]

There's no way Alaskans are rockin' cucumber dicks. It's too damn cold!

 

[PSlayer]

So men are adding 1 or 2 inches to the number?

 

[Dr. Claus]

So men are adding 1 or 2 inches to the number?

More like 2-4 inches.

 

[JayK47]

Self reported is not going to give anything remotely accurate.

 

[poppabk]

Yeah, nice try West Virginia.

 

[Doom85]

Yeah, nice try West Virginia.

When the doctors show up to West Virginia to get the actual results, the men will be all:

 

[BigBooper]

Lol, almost every man who answered lied

 

[mortal]

Guess I'd be living in Alabama if I was an american.....

 

[Javthusiast]

These stats are self reported, meaning it's most likely dubious.
Although, if you are legitimately in the 6-6.4" range, you're doing damn good penis-wise, which you would probably know if you didn't jack off all the time to Japanese porn and actually used it.

I did and nobody complained about my peen yet so...

 

[Aesius]

The correct way to measure is from the taint, right?

 

[haxan7]

The correct way to measure is from the taint, right?

Best way is to press your taint up against another man's taint and divide the measurement by two

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[chromhound]

where is JokerMM from lol or he's too busy beating his meat lol

 

[Jennings]

I'm depressed that the reported measurements only go as low as 5. I hope whatever falls below rocket pops are still cool.

 

[Rival]

Delaware keeping it honest.

 

[UncleMeat]

I was gonna say half these fuckers probably didn't even calculate the yaw.

 

[Lord Panda]

At least we know which state is the most honest.

 

[zeorhymer]

I don't know about that chart. NY and CA has a large population of Asians so they should be closer to the popsicle range.

 

[gow3isben]

I may have believed it if these numbers represented the different countries in Africa

 

[Joshmyersbv]

In most cases if a guy is bragging about how big their dick is then its usually not that big. A guy I use to work with a few months ago bragged about his all the time. He was one of guys who hits on any decent looking chick he meets.

He made the one mistake that most guys make, he fucked a girl in our department and the next day she was telling everybody about it. People gave him a bunch of shit and the guy never came back to work lol.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

I just self reported, add ten more inches to Illinois.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[nkarafo]

I only use inches when i measure my TV.

 

[Soodanim]

In most cases if a guy is bragging about how big their dick is then its usually not that big.

I tell people mine is like a Tic Tac to manage their expectations

 

[cormack12]

I tell people mine is like a Tic Tac to manage their expectations

Does it make their breath smell the same tho?

 

[greencoder]

Some m(b)illionaire should pay people to measure their dicks properly, that self-reported stuff is a complete bullshit. Imagine if the average height was self-reported, the number would be like 185 cm (or more).

Or the goverment(s) should measure the military dicks and post the results online, which is unlikely to happen.

 

[TheMan]

self-report makes this less a study of penis size and more a study of the perceived importance of penis size