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The Breakfast Club is Depressing.

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Thought I'd run this little article I was working on past you guys, see how you responded.


The Breakfast Club is Depressing

Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Club.


If you recognize that text immediately, and may shame befall you if you don’t, you’ve obviously watched “The Breakfast Club.” One of the perennial favorites, this 80’s teen film classic has a cadre of viewers that know parts of it by heart. This was also one of John Hughes’ greatest achievement, made in the mid 80’s when he was invincible (having died and replaced by a robot around ’92 or thereabouts). Everything came together to make something special.

For those not familiar, or if you just want a short catch-up on events, here goes. First, the main cast and why they were around.

The Brain (Brian) - Brought a gun to school. A flare gun.
The Athlete (Andrew) - Taped Larry Lester’s buns together.
The Basket Case (Allison) - Nothing at all, just came.
The Princess (Claire) - Skipped school to go shopping.
The Criminal (Bender) - Set off a fire alarm.

Now, as the plot goes, they’re all in detention on Saturday morning in Shermer High. Their punishment is, as stated above, to write an essay about who they think they are. Overlooking this detention is Paul Gleason, who made a role so defining—you still see Vernon coming out in other movies he does (even when unintentional).

Various things happen throughout, bonds get made, the five get tested. It isn’t so much the actions as the feeling that everyone gets for each other that makes the film. And, at the end, we get a lot of resolutions. Claire gives Bender her earring, Allison and Andrew seem to have hit it off, and…well, Brian won’t be dating anyone for a long while.

Bender then is shown alone on the football field, while Simple Mind’s “Don’t You Forget About Me” continues blaring. He walks towards us, having experienced life more than he ever had…being able to talk to someone normally other than Carl (AKA coolest janitor ever)…finding what could be love. He stalls a second, and shoves his fist in the air in a silent celebration. Of course, with the song’s meaning and tone of the ending, it’s hinted that the status quo will resume when the weekend’s over. Cliques will be returned to, rivalries continued, lessons will be ignored. In the end, this was but a small victory for the five…something they’ll remember forever…but in the end, they know it would never work.

And that’s why it’s depressing, kids.

Extra Bonus!
As many “Breakfast Club” viewers have watched, the question always comes up as to “what’s the end of the joke that Bender was telling?” According to this informative site, there was no punchline. It was in the script that he say “I forgot my pencil” when he fell into the room, and he had to work backwards from that.
 
I hear he wrecklessly drives off Dead Man's Curb afterward and his body is never found because they decided to just let everyone get on with their lives.
 
I'm impressed by how eloquently well written that was. The Breakfast Club is also one of my more favorite 80's movies, although I never really looked at it from the perspective of everyone going back to the status quo once school resumed. Looking at it like that, I guess the movie is rather depressing. =\

Speaking of teen flicks, have you noticed how pathetic teen movies are these days in comparison to what they were in the 80's? Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beullers Day Off, etc. What do we have today? Crap like Dude, Where's My Car? =PpP
 
The movie really only pisses me off, as they make the artsy chick "popular" looking to get a guy, and the way Bender destroys any self worth that Claire has, even though he doesn't take any criticism himself. Its true, he wasn't going anywhere with his current situation in life, so why the hell didn't he try to fix that?
 
ConfusingJazz said:
The movie really only pisses me off, as they make the artsy chick "popular" looking to get a guy, and the way Bender destroys any self worth that Claire has, even though he doesn't take any criticism himself. Its true, he wasn't going anywhere with his current situation in life, so why the hell didn't he try to fix that?

"Nowhere to go when you're locked in a vacancy."

Bender > every 1980's film character.
 
Waychel said:
Speaking of teen flicks, have you noticed how pathetic teen movies are these days in comparison to what they were in the 80's? Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beullers Day Off, etc. What do we have today? Crap like Dude, Where's My Car? =PpP


I am a big fan of some 80's movies .. but I don't agree with this. There have been some great recent ones. Mean Girls, Can't Hardly Wait (great movie), American Pie and Dazed and Confused are all worthy.
 
Damnit i'm listening to the Simple Minds son right now with some of the quotes in my MSN name.....Thank you for this wonderful thread dude.

:)
 
Waychel said:
Speaking of teen flicks, have you noticed how pathetic teen movies are these days in comparison to what they were in the 80's? Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beullers Day Off, etc. What do we have today? Crap like Dude, Where's My Car? =PpP

Personally, I think Dude, Where's My Car (a great movie) is quite a different movie from the ones you listed.
 
Good stuff! I have an issue with this sentence, though:

Matlock said:
As many “Breakfast Club” viewers have watched, the question always comes up as to “what’s the end of the joke that Bender was telling?”
 
While I liked dude, where's my car...I would hardly call it a teen flick.

Aimed at teen yes, teen flick no.

If you want an updated breakfast club....in my humble opinion....you want Empire Records.
 
Waychel said:
Speaking of teen flicks, have you noticed how pathetic teen movies are these days in comparison to what they were in the 80's? Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beullers Day Off, etc. What do we have today? Crap like Dude, Where's My Car? =PpP


Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller are all great coming-of-age movies. Dude Wheres My Car is not such a film.
 
There were always rumours of a Breakfast Club sequal being made, to show whatever happened to the kids. Don't really know what they would accomplish by doing this, other than trying to make money off a pretty good 80s flick.
 
Speaking of teen flicks, have you noticed how pathetic teen movies are these days in comparison to what they were in the 80's? Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beullers Day Off, etc. What do we have today? Crap like Dude, Where's My Car? =PpP
Uhh, don't go there. 80s had sooo many teen flick stinkers that I don't care to think about, much less list here. The ones you fondly remember are cream of the crop.

Also, it's incorrect that there are no good teen movies made today. Already mentioned, Ghost World is an excelent movie, and while it's not the same kind, Mean Girls is really great too.

Btw, what's wrong with Dude Where's my Car? That, and "Harold and Kumar" are both very funny movies.
 
Waychel said:
I'm impressed by how eloquently well written that was. The Breakfast Club is also one of my more favorite 80's movies, although I never really looked at it from the perspective of everyone going back to the status quo once school resumed. Looking at it like that, I guess the movie is rather depressing. =\

Speaking of teen flicks, have you noticed how pathetic teen movies are these days in comparison to what they were in the 80's? Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beullers Day Off, etc. What do we have today? Crap like Dude, Where's My Car? =PpP

I think you could see it more in television than in movies during the 90s. The Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks, and The Adventures of Pete & Pete come to mind (granted two of them didn't take place in the 90s).
 
AniHawk said:
I think you could see it more in television than in movies during the 90s. The Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks, and The Adventures of Pete & Pete come to mind (granted two of them didn't take place in the 90s).

Good point. Marco made a good point too, there have been some great films like Ghost World which in some ways could be consider spirtual descendants of those John Hughs styled flicks. But 90's television was definately where the good stuff was.
 
TBC is my favorite comedy of all time, I can riff off the words through the entire movie.

One very good 'recent' teen flick is CLUELESS...that movie rocks hard.
 
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