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[THE:MILKMAN]

Yeah I thought this would take a while to shift.

 

[dr_octagon]

Do you think someone will "Suez" ass?

No? Fucking philistines.

the Egyptian captains are in denial, asked if anyone evergiven a tug, the authorities are in deep water, cry me a river, water terrible joke and so on

 

[sinnergy]

We Dutch, masters of the sea, are gonna set it free! And save all the women’s Ali Express sales.

 

[Airbus Jr]

What took them so long to change the course of the ship

Is it really that bad ? Shallow water perhaps?

 

[sinnergy]

What took them so long to change the course of the ship

Is it really that bad ? Shallow water perhaps?

This ship needs 16 meters (below water), which is there in the middle canal , but it drifted to the side and there is only a depth of 10 meters , so yeah it banked. It’s also. Very heavy .. so a special Dutch tug boat is now being used. But don’t despair, we will manage .

And on top of this , this ship entered with bad weather, instead of waiting as instructed.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[eddie4]

https://isitstillstuck.com/

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Kittehkraken]

Its still stuck, they just managed to swing the ass around.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Its still stuck, they just managed to swing the ass around.

Go on...

This time, say it a little slower..

 

[michaelius]

Hmm this is just an accident - imagine what would happen if someone launched some air to sea missiles and sunk few ships in the channel.

 

[darkangel-212559]

I wonder what is on that ship.

Covid Vaccines.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Its still stuck, they just managed to swing the ass around.

Mmm. Swing it into my mouth baby.

 

[Spoog]

Hmm this is just an accident - imagine what would happen if someone launched some air to sea missiles and sunk few ships in the channel.

What the fuck

 

[QSD]

I wonder what is on that ship.

It's probably easier to list things that are not on that ship

 

[Alright]

It's probably easier to list things that are not on that ship

A competent captain?

 

[AnotherOne]

 

[QSD]

So apparantly they got it loose

the ship weighs 224.000 tons, they had to dregde up 30.000 cubic metres of sand according to Boskalis. 11 tugboats and two "ocean tugboats" (IDK) were used

 

[shoegaze]

Captain's probably on suicide watch. Will never work in the industry or any other commanding position. Poor fellow

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Must have been a nice payday for some contractors.

 

[QSD]

Ik keep wondering whether there's gonna be some insurance policy that covers this?

 

[Prison Mike]

Hmm this is just an accident - imagine what would happen if someone launched some air to sea missiles and sunk few ships in the channel.

 

[dr_octagon]

Hmm this is just an accident - imagine what would happen if someone launched some air to sea missiles and sunk few ships in the channel.

you need air to ship missiles ideally to sink ships.

air to sea will just go into the water, no point in firing them unless you are targeting sharks or scuba divers.

 

[Prison Mike]

you need air to ship missiles ideally to sink ships.

air to sea will just go into the water, no point in firing them unless you are targeting sharks or scuba divers.

Name kinda gives it away haha

 

[DKehoe]

 

[Pejo]

Don't say anything if you understand the joke.

Computer, enhance!

Spoiler: NSFW

Also, here's a little fun game:

Ever Given Ever Ywhere

 

[Peggies]

Best captain since Schettino

 

[QSD]

So crazy thread necromancy but I've just heard the best theory yet about why this ship got stuck...

Apparantly Egypt moved some mummies today and rumours abound about a curse...

anyway a great excuse to post this obscenely pompous but lavish spectacle... they even built fucking custom cars for the sarcophagi

 

[IbizaPocholo]