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[SilentProtagonist]

Unless the mod who banned DMc reveals himself to GAF, we will post troll threads every hour.

 

[artist]

If you make yourself more than man
If you devote yourself to an ideal
then you become something else entirely
A legend Mr.DM, a legend ..

(OR)

When GAF is ashes, you have my permission to ban DM.

 

[Makoto]

Have we started the quoting?

*looks at thread*

Looks like the quoting rises.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

GIVE IT TO ME


AND I'LL BAN WHO YOU SHOULDA BANNED TEN MINUTES AGO

 

[Tookay]

Why do we get banned GAF?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Why do we get banned GAF?

So we can learn to pick ourselves up again.

 

[apana]

If I were to say that a troll thread would be made tomorrow then no one would panic because it is all part of the plan. But if one little old neo gaffer gets banned, well then everyone loses their minds!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

One time I was in Burma, looking for banned-et the size of a tangerine.

 

[Veidt]

You want order on GAFham?
Then DMC must take off his mask, and show us all who he really is.

Oh, and everyday that he doesn't, people will be banned...


I'm a man of my word.

 

[apana]

You want order on GAFham?
Then DMC must take off his mask, and show us all who he really is.

Oh, and everyday that he doesn't, people will be banned...


I'm a man of my word.

Some men just want to watch the whole world get banned.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

See, banning is making a choice. A choice between one life or the other. Your friend, the DMc or his blushing bride to be!

 

[apana]

Unless the mod who banned DMc reveals himself to GAF, we will post troll threads every hour.

A little fight in you. I like that.

 

[Tookay]

Bannings are tonight's entertainment!

I only have one question: where is DMC?

 

[Veidt]

Bannings are tonight's entertainment!

I only have one question: where is DMC?

You know, you remind me of a mod.

I HATED MY MOD.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

People are being banned, SpeedingUptoStop. What would you have me do?

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

Things are worse than evarrr!

 

[Veidt]

THE DAAWN IS COMING.

 

[apana]

Don't be afraid DMc, you're just a man logged on to a computer, that's why you couldn't stop yourself from getting banned and that's why you can't stop this thread derailment!

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

People are being banned, SpeedingUptoStop. What would you have me do?

Endure. Take it. They'll ban you for it, but that's the point of DMc, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.

 

[Veidt]

I don't wanna derail this thread, but I don't have to save it either..

 

[pappe]

Let me show you a magic trick....

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Endure. Take it. They'll ban you for it, but that's the point of DMc, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.

Well, today I found out what DMc can't do. He can't endure this. Today, you get to say, "I told you so."

 

[Veidt]

I did bloody tell you.

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

The world is too small for someone like DMc to disappear, no matter how deep he chooses to sink.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is modded, and the only morality in a modded world are bans.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What happened to DMc wasn't chance! We decided to act.

 

[Veidt]

Chance?
You're sitting down here with scum like Apana and Ramirez and... Oh yeah, NotTheGuyYouKill, I almost had your rookie cold on a racketeering beat!

 

[bsb]

You mods think you're smart, huh? The admins that hired you, they'll just do the same to you.

 

[Makoto]

Bans are something you posters are never gonna understand and you always fear what you don't understand.

 

[Guzim]

DM "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"You posted a tumblr about sex dreams with wrestlers."

 

[KAOz]

I took NeoGAF's Nolan-white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard.
You see, bannings, as you know, is like gravity.
All it takes is a little push!

 

[Veidt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ6MIPTQ8VM
DMC BANNING CAUGHT ON TAPE.

 

[apana]

Chance?
You're sitting down here with scum like Apana and Ramirez and... Oh yeah, NotTheGuyYouKill, I almost had your rookie cold on a racketeering beat!

They got me early on, my mother's hospital bills....

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Chance?
You're sitting down here with scum like Apana and Ramirez and... Oh yeah, NotTheGuyYouKill, I almost had your rookie cold on a racketeering beat!

If I didn't work with members you'd investigated while you were a mod, then I'd be working alone! I don't get internet points for being an idealist; I have to do the best with what I have.

 

[neorej]

DMc was just a dog chasing cars. He wouldn't even know what to do if he'd actually CAUGHT one.

 

[Messypandas]

They'll ban him. Condemn him. Set the juniors on him. Because that's what needs to happen

 

[apana]

DM "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."


"You posted a tumblr about sex dreams with wrestlers."

DMc, what were you trying to prove? That everyone is just like you, you're alone.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

TASTE OF YOUR OWN BANNINGS, MODERATORS??!!

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

DMc, what were you trying to prove? That everyone is just like you, you're alone.

This forum just showed you that it's full....of people....ready to believe in good!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

This forum just showed you that it's full....of people....ready to believe in good!

Until their spirit breaks completely! Until they get a good look at the real DMc, hm, and all the heroic things he's done! You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for GAF's soul in an internet fight you?

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Targeting DMc won't get their ad money back. I knew the mods wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

 

[Willkiller]

DMc was just an agent of chaos.

 

[- J - D -]

Why's dmc running, gaf?

Because the mods have to chase him.

But he didn't do anything wrong.

Because he's the hero Gaf deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A banned knight.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, BAN me. BAN ME!!

 

[apana]

Targeting DMc won't get their ad money back. I knew the mods wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

DMc crossed a line first. He hammered them with wrestler dreams until they got to a point of desperation and in their desperation they turned to a mod they didn't fully understand.

 

[bsb]

DMc got the tumblr gifs to defend himself. Bishoptl didn't like that. Not... one... bit.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

You know that day that you once told me about, when The Dark Knight Rises thread would no longer need DMc? It's coming.

 

[Messypandas]

Are you ready to be banned?
I-I can barely post...
Mods do not wait for you to be ready! Bannings are not considerate, or fair! And make no mistake: here, you will be banned.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these bans?

 

[Daft_Cat]

It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these bans?

No, but I know how you got these!