The Dark Knight Rises Unsafe (?) Hype Thread |5 Spoiled, 2 Of Them Mods!|

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C'moooon internet, I'd love to see that second tv spot.
 
All I got from all of this, is that DM watches Modern Family.
That is all that matters to me.
 
It begins with Bruce and Selina at the costume ball. Then shows footage of Bane from the prologue, with a Gordon voiceover about how huge a threat he is.

Unseen footage of Bane in some building with his mercenaries...then footage of the stadium scene, the stock exchange being torn up, then Alfred talking to Bruce about Bane a bit, how he was born and raised in hell.

A variation on the Catwoman 'you've given them everything' line. Some unseen shots of the Bat flying, and then finally the aforementioned hilarious scene mentioned where Selina steals the Lambo...with this exchange of dialogue between Bruce and bellhop:

"Sir, your wife said you were taking a cab home..."

"MY WIFE?!?"

Alfred knows about Joker and Bane. Seriously, someday he has to tell Bruce these things ahead of time.
 
''Wot's the point of all those push ups if you can't even do a little background research!''
 
Alfred knows about Joker and Bane. Seriously, someday he has to tell Bruce these things ahead of time.

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The night Ra's died, I got his body from the rubble. The explosion that blew up his train came from his microwave emitter. I know you're trying to defend Ra's honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved Ra's, as I've loved you, Bane. As your friends love you.

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I think it's a result of it being promoted to the American Idol/Modern Family audience.
 
I like the "We need to get back" moments in the trailer. True talk.

I haven't been a part of these threads or speculation, so this is probably old/very wrong, but I wonder if
during his recovery time he ends up doing another world tour to improve himself, like where we saw him in prison again, to help him remember how to be Batman, basically. Also wonder if the full face mask means that someone (likely JGL) takes his place for a bit, covering his face to hide the obvious from people who may recognize the lower half.
 
He means them cutting the commercials to include the "jokes"...if you want to call them that.

Or just humor. Witty banter and such.

The first tv spot of the day had two such occurrences. The synopsis for the second one seems funny too. by the way WHERE IS IT.

But dmzaf is probably right about them targeting prime time tv-watching families.
 
I haven't been a part of these threads or speculation, so this is probably old/very wrong, but I wonder if
during his recovery time he ends up doing another world tour to improve himself, like where we saw him in prison again, to help him remember how to be Batman, basically. Also wonder if the full face mask means that someone (likely JGL) takes his place for a bit, covering his face to hide the obvious from people who may recognize the lower half.


What's this about a face mask?

Or just humor. Witty banter and such.

The first tv spot of the day had two such occurrences. The synopsis for the second one seems funny too. by the way WHERE IS IT.

But dmzaf is probably right about them targeting prime time tv-watching families.


Fair enough the main trailers for this were pretty bleak until the end of the last one, but the old films had light hearted bits in the trailers too.
 
Bale's Bruce seems a lot less serious in the TV spots leading up to the first Bane fight I'm speculating. It's probably like "lol, another dude trying to take over Gotham? Yawn... I haven't suited up in 8 years, but I'll probably wipe this dude out. I'll do a couple of pushups and...OMG JESUS CHRIST HELP ME ALFRED DEAD GOD. WHY IS HE JUMPING AND SPINNING AND SHIT! I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS"

It really is Rocky III!
 
Yeah, something about the full facemask on that figure makes me think it's not just a throwaway variant.
Don't know if it's them combining the Robin and Azrael stories or what, but it seems interesting.
 
I told you guys!
Now all we need is alfred dying of a stroke.
And Bruce admitting to Selina that he is AFRAID, ALRIGHT?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?!
 
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