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[Howlin' Mad]

http://lionsgate.arcostream.net/lionsgate/DevilsRejects/dr_teaser_300Kbps.wmv


Well, at least Rob is really making you feel like you're watching vintage 70's horror. Sadly, I know I'll still throw down the money for this, if only for Sid Haig, the one good thing about the first flick.

 

[jecclr2003]

I went with my wife and another couple to the last one.

It was literally the worst movie I've ever seen in a theatre. We wanted to walk out about 2/3 through, but my friends wife insisted we stay for the rest. I'd say about 1/3 of the people in our showing left due to it being a shitfest of epic proportions.

Why make a sequel?

 

[Ecrofirt]

A shitfest? I beg to differ.

 

[LakeEarth]

A shitfest? I beg to differ.

Why? Oh yeah, not bad enough. A diarrea shitfest. A shitfest where people started shitting on the shit and then shit on the shit they just shitted. Better?

 

[Howlin' Mad]

Yeah, it was still better than anything that Uwe Boll has delivered into this world. Just think, after he's done butchering BloodRayne, he's moving on to FarCry. (Shudder)

 

[Ecrofirt]

Were you going in there expecting to see a masterpiece?

It was supposed to be like a camp 70s horror film. It did a very good job of that, especially with all the crap that Rob had to go through to get the movie in theaters.

 

[LakeEarth]

Were you going in there expecting to see a masterpiece?

It was supposed to be like a camp 70s horror film. It did a very good job of that, especially with all the crap that Rob had to go through to get the movie in theaters.

Not a masterpiece, but at least try to make it make... any kind of sense? Entertaining in any way? Put any kind of horror into the horror movie? I'm all for being as grusome as possible, but they should've at least tried to make it watchable.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Let's agree to disagree.

 

[Willco]

I am hoping The Devil's Rejects will explain to me all the things I missed in the first one. Like a story.

 

[LakeEarth]

Let's agree to disagree.

Sure. I'll give this new movie a chance.

 

[nathkenn]

man, that movie sucked

it's like he decided to use every shitty filter he had for whatever crappy editing software he was using blech

 

[BuddyC]

That trailer was better than the entirety of House of 1000 Corpses.

 

[Evenball]

I didn't like the first one except for the last part where she finds the actual Dr Satan. That part was pretty cool, but everything else was lame-o.

 

[Lakitu]

Yes, the original House of 100 Corpses sucks, god I hate that movie.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

wasnt 1000 corpses in devolpmental hell for years and different directors also?

Im not suprised it turned out badly.

 

[RiZ III]

what are you guys talking about. For a bhorror movie, House of a 1000 Corpses was awsome.

 

[jecclr2003]

Small problem, there was no horror. No scary moments, it was just plain goofy as hell.

It made th eleast bit of sense and was no where near what it was promoted as. "The best and scariest horror movie ever made!" My ass.

As we were leaving you heard most of the crowd that was left (1/3 left about halfway through) asking aloud. "what the fuck was that?", "I paid for this shit?" and my favorite "I'm suing Rob Zombie for 2 hours of my life back."

I wish I were making this up, but your fooling yourself if you thought this was a good move be any stretch of the imagination.

Next day, I put the Seven DVD in the player. Now THATS a movie.

 

[sefskillz]

house of 1000 corpses was fantastic. what movie were you guys watching?

Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever.

what a great ride, i love this movie. so over the top and so much fun. this sequel looks great too.