Turn back, before it's too late!
If you must read Ayn Rand, read
Anthem, which has the virtue of being very short. If you're a sucker, read
The Fountainhead. If you're a total sucker, read
Atlas Shrugged. If you're God King Sucker, stand around at your local college campus delivering dramatic readings of the radio address.
Speaking of God King Sucker, there's someone on campus who drives a red Miata with the vanity plate "AYNTHEM". I have to supress the urge to key their car everytime I see it.
For an amusing critique of Objectivism (among other things), read
Sewer, Gas, Electric: The Public Works Trilogy by Matt Ruff. It's terrific fun and features a debate between one of the main characters and the talking holographic head of Ayn Rand in a hurricane lamp.
And, yes, that Bob the Angry Flower cartoon really does sum it all up.
Who is Fnord Chan?