Drinky Crow
Banned
In the interest of kicking GAF off its collective librul nanny-state butt and bringing a little adventure to the doldrums of Mandark's socialist ennui, I, as the foremost Asshole Mod of GAF, am extending an amnesty period to the far right kooks we KNOW are lurking out there.
I heretofore declare the following two weeks THE FREEPER LOVE FORTNIGHT, whereby any and all angry tax-loathing, dollar-worshipping, gun-slinging, ZOG-fearing closet homosexuals can post their finest vitriol in ANY thread, original or librul-spawned. Slander Michael Moore (hint: he's fat!); suggest prominent posters wed Osama bin Laden (hint: but only in Vermont!); volubly gloat over the recent Presidential victory (hint: mandate!); actively campaign for a ruling class of wealthy elites; hell, go the whole nine yards and suggest that poor people should not only be sterilized but rendered into environmentally-unfriendly carcinogens to inject into the thin, watery bloodstream of every pantywaist socialist infecting your beloved country.
Two caveats:
1. No race or gender baiting. You can post from your precious Bell Curve, but the moment the racism gets REALLY nasty, AMNESTY OVER.
2. No direct copy-and-paste from the following Republitard monkey scrawls: Instapundit.com, Little Green Footballs, or the Free Republic forums. Alright, I'll let the latter slide: that sort of insanity works better verbatim.
Get yer war on!
I heretofore declare the following two weeks THE FREEPER LOVE FORTNIGHT, whereby any and all angry tax-loathing, dollar-worshipping, gun-slinging, ZOG-fearing closet homosexuals can post their finest vitriol in ANY thread, original or librul-spawned. Slander Michael Moore (hint: he's fat!); suggest prominent posters wed Osama bin Laden (hint: but only in Vermont!); volubly gloat over the recent Presidential victory (hint: mandate!); actively campaign for a ruling class of wealthy elites; hell, go the whole nine yards and suggest that poor people should not only be sterilized but rendered into environmentally-unfriendly carcinogens to inject into the thin, watery bloodstream of every pantywaist socialist infecting your beloved country.
Two caveats:
1. No race or gender baiting. You can post from your precious Bell Curve, but the moment the racism gets REALLY nasty, AMNESTY OVER.
2. No direct copy-and-paste from the following Republitard monkey scrawls: Instapundit.com, Little Green Footballs, or the Free Republic forums. Alright, I'll let the latter slide: that sort of insanity works better verbatim.
Get yer war on!