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[fennec fox]

The last time I threw up was Thanksgiving in 2003, when I went to Chipotle (not for Thanksgiving dinner, mind you) and ate the burrito from hell that made me barf all night and miss out on the turkey and so forth. That's not very exciting.

Before that, though, it was college in 2000 and I had gotten back to my apartment after going to a drinking party at this friend's place. My roommates were holding a party of their own, complete with some very good pot from my roommate Mike's collection (cultivated by himself in a wooden box specially crafted for the operation). Unfortunately they were low on booze by the time I arrived, and all they had left in quantity was box wine -- you know, the wine that comes in boxes in the supermarket. So I drank some of that, and then my head made a beeline for the floor about five seconds later. I did manage to make it to the toilet however, although my roommates told me I was yelling at them in Japanese beforehand.

Otherwise I pride myself on not vomiting very often, but what about you?

 

[Cubsfan23]

Spring Break 2003 in Panama City

 

[Pochacco]

A few years ago when I got my wisdom teeth pulled out.
When I finally woke up several hours after the operation (I got put under), my mouth was full of gaws and blood...plus I hadn't eaten anything and my stomach was in pain. So yea...it was nasty.

 

[fennec fox]

Not to pick nits, but I think that's more "ooze" than "vomit" myself.

 

[Wellington]

Friday night. Hung out with some friends, honestly didn't drink all that much. Took the cab home, stayed up for an additional hour playing HL2, hit the bed and got up and ran to the bathroom almost immediately. I don't know what happened, haha.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Thanksgiving morning a few days ago. Going out drinking on a full stomach=bad day for Ninja Scooter.

 

[skrew]

couple of weeks ago at a friends house, too much soju

 

[belgurdo]

Around last year. Outside of getting a stomach bug at Taco Bell when I was a kid, I only barf when I eat too much. Recently I've been controlling myself so it doesn't occur as often

 

[beerbelly]

I would say at least 10-12 years ago. It's tough for me to vomit. One time I tried to vomit because I felt like I had to after eating some Chinese food but all that came out was very little amount of clear liquid.

 

[Eminem]

july 17th earlier this year at a friends 21st birthday party. too much crown royal

 

[Jason]

I last threw up around this time last year when I found out that large amounts of beer and fries are not a good combination. Before throwing up I was denied entrance to see Stars at their record label party since I was quite drunk and soaked with beer. In hindsight this probably was a good thing since I probably would have thrown up on the band. :/

 

[jiggle]

Earlier this year when I was at a chinese resturant. Thought the only meat in the soup was chicken. Turns out there's pork also. Chewed on a piece of pork fat, and threw up instantly. I kept it all in the mouth and ran for the bathroom of course.

 

[Pochacco]

Not to pick nits, but I think that's more "ooze" than "vomit" myself.

Nah. I wasn't just spitting blood. I 'threw up' because my stomach was uneasy...plus, I had swallowed a lot of blood whilst I slept. Ugh.
But it was in the privacy of my own home...

...the last time I threw up in public was probably 4th grade, in class.

 

[theo]

freshman year, when i was a stupid beer guzzler. i also ate too much pizza that night too :lol

i dont drink shit beer anymore

 

[duderon]

Last winter in my dorm room. Like fennec i had a run in with wine (this is of the jug variety). Shit didn't taste like alcohol, and i downed probably 5 or 6 glasses. Before i went back to my room (this is a pretty far walk) i was pasty white. While i was walking i realized how drunk i was. Got back to the room and somehow fell asleep. Couple hours later i find myself leaning over my loft puking up this purple liquid. It is NOT fun cleaning your floor after a big puke (i think the splatter diameter was around 6 feet).

Before that the last time i puked was 1996, when i was sick from a virus. I also don't puke that much, as you can see i'm not good at it.

 

[Fifty]

Two days ago. I'm sick!

 

[carpal]

Last winter I drank way too much gin while playing poker, walked 15 blocks to my house at 2 am in sub 30 degree temperatures and spent the next couple hours hunched over my toilet. I remember my house didn't have any heat at the time and I had to try and get what sleep I could covered in a mountain of blankets (bucket close at hand) so that I could wake up early to let the heating guy in. He didn't show up until about 4 in the afternoon. Man, that weekend sucked.

 

[MetatronM]

Thankfully I really don't remember.

 

[DarthWoo]

Probably this past spring semester, during the Half J.D. party at a bar downtown. The drinks were free for the first $1000, and $3 afterward. I managed to get in about 7 or 8 very strong whiskey sours this way, but then I suddenly felt the urge to throw up. Fortunately there was a bathroom nearby. Some friends convinced me that it was probably a good idea to go home a little early.

 

[White Man]

January. I was prescribed to roxicodone, and that stuff gives your poor tummy the tenacity of cracked sugar crystals being inundated by boiling water.

 

[fennec fox]

The drinks were free for the first $1000, and $3 afterward.

$1000? Quite a party. I probably would have given up trying to drink that much after my third bottle of Jameson 1780 myself.

 

[explodet]

A few weeks ago, when I ate the black and white cookie.

I'm only saying this because I really don't remember the last time I did. I usually only throw up when I'm drinking heavily, and I've been dry for a while (not necessarily by choice).

 

[Blackie]

A couple weeks ago at a friends party.

I matched the amount of drinks my roomate had, then another friend, and then one more. I'll never try and take on three people again, because I was told I was literally speaking in tongues that night. No one knew what the hell I was talking about and I made a terrible impression on a bunch of cool people, not to mention vomiting all over my friends roomates favorite chair.

 

[fart]

last time i ate carl's jr

ah crap i'm hungry

 

[LakeEarth]

August, sometime. Had 6 beers, didn't feel THAT bad. But in the middle of the night, I woke up and thought "uh oh, I'm gonna puke soon". I'm lucky I felt it coming, cause I had the time to get up, stumble upstairs, get to the washroom, go to the washroom first, THEN puke.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Today!

 

[RevenantKioku]

Seventh grade, Novemberish.
Which would be......nine years ago.
And I do drink, but I don't touch beer, just mostly whiskey, rum and vodka.
Absinthe was fun that one time.

 

[Chony]

Party, dead drunk. Lost about 5 pounds from puking.

 

[duderon]

Party, dead drunk. Lost about 5 pounds from puking.

would this happen to be the famous day you took liberties with your friends sister?


:lol

 

[videogamer]

couple of weeks ago outside a casino. Can't stand strong cigarette smoke.

 

[demon]

My 23rd birthday, last late september. All my birthdays since I was a kid have sucked shit, and I wanted to make up for it when going out bar-hopping with a friend. She and I got drunk out of our minds, and after she left my apartment I walked to the bathroom and puked. I then went to bed.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Some time during the summer. For some reason, since I came to college, I pass out before I drink enough to throw up.

 

[xsarien]

I've always been very careful to never drink myself to the point of becoming the night's honorary Captain Puking. It's a fine line to walk, but I'm thankful that I've only given myself hangovers that would kill a horse, and not a night spent hovering over a toilet.

 

[Chony]

would this happen to be the famous day you took liberties with your friends sister?


:lol

Yes, *no more speaking of this*, ok.

 

[wandering goat]

Hmmm, probably about a year to a year and a half ago. My friend and I decided (stupidly obviously) that it would be a good idea to drink a whole 40 ounces of whisky to ourselves (helped slightly by another friend). That was the first mistake. The second was drinking it all in less than half an hour. The third was smoking some strong weed after drinking. The good part was that we were just flying and completely star eyed. The bad part was that about thirty minutes after that I had the biggest case of the spins ever and threw up for something like twenty minutes outside, and then in a spare bedroom in my friend's house. Normally I don't drink very much when I want to get drunk (which is rare in itself). To be honest I feel drunk after about four beers. Then again, the event detailed above was the only time I ever drank over the equivalent of six beers, so my conception of drunk may be different from others.

 

[Pachinko]

The last time I threw up? The last time I was drinking months ago. Funny story as well, I went to a house party, it was BYOB so I bought a mickey of hot 100 cinnamon shnapps and I drank half the bottle. Got really drunk and proceeded to declare to everyone at the house "Well I'm gonna go throw up now!" and then I went to the washroom for a good 15 minutes and puked my guts out. After it was all said and done I walked home thanking the host for inviting me over.

 

[yoshifumi]

back in june...almost threw up today, i felt really sick this morning

 

[DarthWoo]

$1000? Quite a party. I probably would have given up trying to drink that much after my third bottle of Jameson 1780 myself.

The $1000 tab went pretty quickly with probably a hundred or so thirsty law students present. I'm sure the bartenders pulled in some hefty tips that night as well. I kind of wonder how much more I would have thrown up if I hadn't used the leftover Oxycodone from my wisdom tooth removal back at an earlier party where the drinks seemed really watered down.

 

[7imz]

a couple of summers ago... i had some bad hummus

 

[jobber]

when i went to Houston a couple of months ago


seriously

 

[Spiritreaver]

A couple of months ago I believe, I don't remember the cause of it, but one morning I just hopped out of bed, felt normal beforehand, went to use the bathroom... then I got really dizzy and nearly blacked out. After that I threw up I think it was the flu or a cold or something and I just got up way too fast, along with dehydration and whatever else. Meh, it's over with and I could honestly not give a damn.

 

[Hooker]

10 years I guess. I've only thrown up like 4 times in my life. (not counting baby years)

 

[shibbs]

Dont throw up much but the last time was a few months ago. Lots of beer + joint, didnt work out.

 

[cubanb]

two weekends ago.
had friends over for the weekend
we started drinking early and often... a few jagr bombs at 2pm, followed by beers, the around 6 we headed to a bar, had an appetizer and run up a $90 tab of liquor. we barely ate at all that day. I didnt throw up that night , but we went to a football game the next day.
We tailgated, had about 7 or 8 beers and we went to hooters and the 3 of us split 50 wings. when I got back to my place, my share of the wings ended up in the toilet. bleck

 

[Escape Goat]

Two months ago

50 cent drafts + drink and drown mixed drinks = SICK HAMBURGLAR

 

[drohne]

a couple weekends back i shared a couple bottles of cheap red wine with some random giggling art student. she went off with her friends at some point (i remember drunkenly shaking her hand goodbye, of all things), and i then drank another bottle. entirely empty stomach. i got home and had that intolerable feeling that my bed was a dinghy on a stormy sea. so i marched to the bathroom and puked up about a gallon of pure wine, warm and slightly acrid, but otherwise remarkably preserved. i swear you could've bottled it. it was gross.

 

[Drozmight]

I've never, as far back as I can remember, thrown up. Even when I'm sick (rarely) it never happens... and when I drink, I never drink enough to lose it.

 

[evil ways]

I haven't thrown up in years. More than 5 if my memory serves me correct.

I hate throwing up, so whenever I get sick or food poisoned, I hope and pray it all comes out down the other route.

 

[speedpop]

Last time I threw up was at my grandfather's wake. There was about 50 of us who went back to my Aunty's bar, open-tabbed.

Literally got blotto as shit. Heavy-strength beer, vodka, bourbon, you name it I had it. Will never ever forget that night. Threw up at least 1/3 of a big bucket that night. What was worse is the fact that I had to drive 10 hours back up home with the other hung-over siblings. Every single grandchild who was over 16 got drunk as skunks.

Best part about this story? It's all happening again for my cousin's 21st party in a week's time! Same joint, same rules. I will be carrying a bucket with me the next few days cause we'll still be drinking the next night :lol

Gotta love Australian's and their liquor zaniness!

 

[MrPing1000]

I can't actually remember. Definately not within 5 years anyway