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The Maxim Hot 100

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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Ok. Maxim has released their Hot 100 list, a list of the hottest 100 women in the world. They put Eva Longoria at the top. I don't know if I agree with this. Don't get me wrong, I'd crawl over broken glass for a night with Eva Longoria, but that doesn't mean she's the hottest.

My personal top 3? Sarah Parker, Angelina Jolie, and Jessica Simpson.

I'm on dialup, so I'm not gonna do pics here, but if any of you wish to throw in pics of your choices for who should have gotten the top spot, feel free.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Sarah Jessica Parker? A horse is a horse. I can agree with Angelina, but I think Jessica's sister is much sexier. Brittany Murphy shouldn't have even been on the 100 list.

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Teh boobies.
 
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tedtropy

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themadcowtipper said:
She better big glad she is sexy, cause she can't sing for shite...


"You Make me wanna, You make Me wanna SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
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Agreed.
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
tedtropy said:
Sarah Jessica Parker? A horse is a horse.
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YES. Hell if I know how she ever got to be considered even remotely attractive.

Same with Julia Roberts, although that's more of a gripe from years back.
 
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mrmyth

Member
tedtropy said:
Sarah Jessica Parker? A horse is a horse.
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Except when it looks like a rejected Star Wars character with bulemia and crackhead tendencies. Then it isn't a horse. But its still prettier than Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
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SolidSnakex

Member
The top 20 looks like this


1. Eva Longoria
2. Evangeline Lilly
3. Jennifer Garner
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Jessica Alba
6. Rachel Bilson
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Brittany Murphy
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Sara Foster
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Eva Mendez
13. Ashanti
14. Rachel McAdams
15. Charlize Theron
16. Christina Aguilera
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. Jessica Biel
19. Vanessa Marcil
20. Paris Hilton

Awful
 
Brian Fellows

Brian Fellows

Pete Carroll Owns Me
Like I said on another forum.....Lohan, Garner, and Murphy would all get the boot. The rest of the top 10 are atleast hot so I wont bitch about them even though Lilly, Alba, and maybe Eva would be the only ones to make my personal top 10.

Sadly my own #1 Mandy Moore didnt even crack the top 100(ITS A TRAVESTY!). Nor did Katherine Heigl or Elisabeth Hasselbeck who would also be in my top 10.
 
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Jill Sandwich

the turds of Optimus Prime
Where the fuck are the titties in this thread? It has such a promising title, but only 3 pics? The OT dissapoints me today.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
fortified_concept said:
Eva Longoria isn't that hot. And Jessica Alba not at the the top? How fucking stupid is that?

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I demand an explanation.
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Sure she is, but Eva Longoria AND Jessica Alba, hotter still.

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etiolate

Banned
How did Paris Hilton crack the top 20 and not Connelly? You can find a girl like Paris in an overcoat by any local bar.
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
etiolate said:
How did Paris Hilton crack the top 20 and not Connelly? You can find a girl like Paris in an overcoat by any local bar.
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But do they have a delicious, heart stopping cheeseburger? I THINK NOT!
 
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kgHavok23

Member
Space Age Playboy said:
This was mostly a popularity contest, not a hotness contest.

#1 TV show = hottest babe
Bennifer = top 3

And so on.
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dude....they're all either pop stars or actresses. OF COURSE its a popularity contest...
 
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samus4ever

Banned
tedtropy said:
Sarah Jessica Parker? A horse is a horse. I can agree with Angelina, but I think Jessica's sister is much sexier. Brittany Murphy shouldn't have even been on the 100 list.

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I <3 her.
 
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GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
yeah, you guys have Trish Stratus, for one. That alone makes you one of the top in the world. :lol

How the hellis JLo not in the top 20?

Christina? wtf she's fucking UGLY now
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
What an absolute fucking joke. Jennifer Garner and Lohan in the top five? Fucking blow me. :|
 
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Raistlin

Post Count: 9999
It's the hot list, not the hottest chick list. The girls have to be hot, both physically, and career-wise (or at least media attention/saturation-wise). That doesn't mean its a list of the very hottest chicks they can find.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
WedgeX said:
A top 100 list of hottest women in the world...and no Monica Bellucci?

What a strange listing.
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Nor any Sophie Marceau (my fave hottie). The list is bullshit, just like every other mainstream "Top [insert number divisible by ten]" list.
 
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Raistlin

Post Count: 9999
I haven't seen the current issue, but the previous ones I've viewed explicitly state what the list is supposed to be (as I stated above).
 
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Die Squirrel Die

Member
Onix said:
It's the hot list, not the hottest chick list. The girls have to be hot, both physically, and career-wise (or at least media attention/saturation-wise). That doesn't mean its a list of the very hottest chicks they can find.
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Even if it was just hottest, those other factors would figure in anyway.

Even taking that into account Garner , Hilton and Aguilera should be no where near that list, let alone top 20. The rest can all justify their place, unless we are basing Lohan solely on the last few months.
 
Brian Fellows

Brian Fellows

Pete Carroll Owns Me
Honestly I cant believe Stacy Kiebler doesnt show up in these things more.

1. Because she's hot

2. Wrestling fans seem like the demographic these mags are shooting for and are the type of folks who would vote for her 25 times apiece.
 
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Outcast2004

Banned
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Thread over.

Posted again for absolute truth. My god is she gorgeous. Those eyes make me melt.

As for some of the skanks on that list....

Jen Garner? MAN JAW!

Lindsay Lohan? Then, hot with the boobies. Now? Strung out crack skank.

Brit Murphy? She used to be fat didn't she? Well now she looks like a fat girl that lost a ton of weight. Emaciated, with huge bulgy eyes and an annoying disposition.

Cameron Diaz? She hasn't been hot since The Mask was out. PERIOD
 
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