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the most screwed up series of relationships i've ever laid witness to.

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BuddyC

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I don't know how much sense this will make, but I'll do my best to keep it as clear as possible.

Lately, my roommate, whom we'll call Carl, has been seeing a girl named Stacy. He'd been pursuing her for a while and was quite thrilled to starting messing around with her a few weeks ago.

They'd been seeing each other for a few weeks when Carl's ex-girlfriend, Leah, got in touch with him. She'd recently broken up with her boyfriend and then decided to, well, "unbreakup" being her exact words.

She ended up coming over to hang out one night, and of course, Carl and his ex end up sleeping together. And again, the next day. Keep in mind that Leah is still dating this other guy, and continues to do so to this day. He remains unaware of their escapades, and also the fact that Leah is constantly bugging Carl to get back together.

But how does Stacy fit into all of this? She keeps coming over. Out of morbid curiosity, I ask Carl if she knows of the recent events with Leah. Indeed, she does, but she doesn't care, as it turns out she's been sleeping with her ex, who has also been seeing someone else, for the past few months. As if that wasn't enough, she's also pursuing a lesbian relationship with her best friend.

I know, I know, that's where you're going to claim you stopped believing me, but it's true. I've seen it. I even have (mild) photographic evidence.

In conclusion, Carl's doing Stacy and Leah, who is still doing her current boyfriend. Stacy herself is also sleeping with an ex, and also her best friend. And who knows what's going on with Leah's boyfriend or Stacy's ex-boyfriend..
 

android

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Lately, my roommate, whom we'll call Carl
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Gorey

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Get loaded, write it all down, convince the principals to take a slice of royalties, and call a Major Television Network immediately.
 
I've seen shit like this myself. Yours might be mildy more insane in the written form though.

I think that's why I give all my money to videogames & alcohol, and not women. People are so shit that I either have to face trust issues or give in to the big fuck fest.
 

Dilbert

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I need to go back to college. <SIGH>

You got any more room in that dorm? Does your university have an MFA program?
 
sounds like high school, what's the big deal? everyone's fucking everyone, and if you're not in the fucking spectrum, then you better have a valid reason as to why you're not.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Incognito said:
and if you're not in the fucking spectrum, then you better have a valid reason as to why you're not.
Umm, my dog bit my penis off?


I told that little fucker not to bite down....
 

Boogie

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Incognito said:
sounds like high school, what's the big deal? everyone's fucking everyone, and if you're not in the fucking spectrum, then you better have a valid reason as to why you're not.

It's so quaint how Lonestar thinks that he dictates the exact laws of the universe.
 
Man what is up with these pussies now-a-days? I left college to you and this is what you do with it?

BuddyChrist83 said:
I ask if she knows of the recent events with Leah.

WTF dude, you are breaking some serious roommate codes as well as man codes as general.
Dude you never rat a man out on how he's getting his man. Let him do his thing, if he needs to be caught God will do that work for him.

If you were fucking actively I don't think this would be an issure or a concen for you. My roommate and I used to activate chicks like the wonder twins. We worked together to insure both of us were knee deep in skeezers. If men can't work together to insure free flowing pussy then America is doomed.
 

KiNeSiS

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BuddyChrist83 said:
I don't know how much sense this will make, but I'll do my best to keep it as clear as possible.

Lately, my roommate, whom we'll call Carl, has been seeing a girl named Stacy. He'd been pursuing her for a while and was quite thrilled to starting messing around with her a few weeks ago.

They'd been seeing each other for a few weeks when Carl's ex-girlfriend, Leah, got in touch with him. She'd recently broken up with her boyfriend and then decided to, well, "unbreakup" being her exact words.

She ended up coming over to hang out one night, and of course, Carl and his ex end up sleeping together. And again, the next day. Keep in mind that Leah is still dating this other guy, and continues to do so to this day. He remains unaware of their escapades, and also the fact that Leah is constantly bugging Carl to get back together.

But how does Stacy fit into all of this? She keeps coming over. Out of morbid curiosity, I ask if she knows of the recent events with Leah. Indeed, she does, but she doesn't care, as it turns out she's been sleeping with her ex, who has also been seeing someone else, for the past few months. As if that wasn't enough, she's also pursuing a lesbian relationship with her best friend.

I know, I know, that's where you're going to claim you stopped believing me, but it's true. I've seen it. I even have (mild) photographic evidence.

In conclusion, Carl's doing Stacy and his Leah, who is still doing her current boyfriend. Stacy herself is also sleeping with an ex, and also her best friend. And who knows what's going on with Leah's boyfriend or Stacy's ex-boyfriend..

What are you stressin!
This is real shit all girls do this but don't tell you.
These are some honest open people around you.
 
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Man what is up with these pussies now-a-days? I left college to you and this is what you do with it?



WTF dude, you are breaking some serious roommate codes as well as man codes as general.
Dude you never rat a man out on how he's getting his man. Let him do his thing, if he needs to be caught God will do that work for him.

If you were fucking actively I don't think this would be an issure or a concen for you. My roommate and I used to activate chicks like the wonder twins. We worked together to insure both of us were knee deep in skeezers. If men can't work together to insure free flowing pussy then America is doomed.


W3RD.

I've never let the "cat out of the bag" unless it directly harms the chances of me getting any.
 

BuddyC

Member
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Man what is up with these pussies now-a-days? I left college to you and this is what you do with it?

WTF dude, you are breaking some serious roommate codes as well as man codes as general.
Dude you never rat a man out on how he's getting his man. Let him do his thing, if he needs to be caught God will do that work for him.

If you were fucking actively I don't think this would be an issure or a concen for you. My roommate and I used to activate chicks like the wonder twins. We worked together to insure both of us were knee deep in skeezers. If men can't work together to insure free flowing pussy then America is doomed.
To clarify, because I feel that this is important enough of a point to garner a response, I asked him if she knew. Fuck all if I'm getting involved in this mess.
 

Ecrofirt

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Soon enough Buddy, everyone in that little web you're just outside of is going to have herpes. And what will you have done about it?
 
BuddyChrist83 said:
To clarify, because I feel that this is important enough of a point to garner a response, I asked him if she knew. Fuck all if I'm getting involved in this mess.

Oh, whoops my bad. I'm still trying to work out why you all haven't combined your awesome powers to create poon palace. It only the right thing to do.
 
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