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[Ferrio]

 

[Andy787]

Mmm cake.

 

[Chipopo]

So are these the kinds of threads I miss when I'm usually asleep?

 

[Teknopathetic]

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT.

PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T DROP THAT SHIT.

 

[Matlock]

Peter Parker says it's chocolate.

 

[Desperado]

Peter Parker says it's chocolate.

:lol

 

[Triumph]

YA'LL KNOW WHAT ALUMINUM TUBES IS USED FO'!

 

[bigfurb]

Reporter: Mr. President, are you sure?
Black Bush: Yes I'm sure bitch!!!


the nigga tried to kill my father, I don't play that shit

 

[StrikerObi]

Forget the yellow cake guys. I've got one word for you.

M-A-R-S

MARS!

 

[bigfurb]

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cooking?

 

[Triumph]

Reporter: Mr. President, are you sure?
Black Bush: Yes I'm sure bitch!!!


the nigga tried to kill my father, I don't play that shit

Say word he tried to kill my father, son.

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Cradle of f*cking civilization!

 

[bigfurb]

Say word he tried to kill my father, son.

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAATHER!!!!!!

 

[android]

"Japan said they'll send Playstations.
Stankonia promised to drop bombs over Baghdad.
Africa Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation"

 

[demon]

I pray ta god you don't drop that shit..

 

[kgHavok23]

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cooking?

RUN :lol

 

[iamthevillain]

RED ROCKS

YEA YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[miyuru]

BROWN BRICKS

 

[AlphaSnake]

"Japan said they'll send Playstations.
Stankonia promised to drop bombs over Baghdad.
Africa Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation"

No more quote butchering.

 

[android]

No more quote butchering.

What did I miss?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Black Bush: After carefuly examining the region, me and my cabinet agreed that that area is definitely right for a regime change."

Cabinet Member: Aight

Black Bush: But if I can be real about it.

Cabinet Member: Be real, son.

BB: Real?

CM: Be real, real son.

BB: ...that nigga tried to kill my fatha. I don't play that shit.

CM: Say word he tried to kill your father, son.

BB: THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAATHHAA!!

Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the middle east for oil.

Black Bush: What-huh-oil? Who said somethin about oil? Bitch, you cookin? *mutters* Oil? Huh? ...*knocks over water jug* COME ON YA'LL GET OUTTA HERE!

Black Bush: "UN...you got a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! 'That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shut the fuck up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"

 

[AlphaSnake]

What did I miss?

It's:

Black Bush: I got 40 nations ready to roll son!

Reporter: Like who

BB: Who the fuck said that? Huh? Huh? Like who? England! Japan's...sending Playstations. Stankonia said...they're willing to drop bombs over bagdhad. Riggidy Row is comin! Africa Bambaata and the Zulu Nation. That means I am not doing this by myself and I am not disrespecting the UN. Even though they don't got no army....Go sell some medicine bitches! I'm tryin' to get that OIL-OH-HO*cough*

 

[android]

But you still seem to have missed the point of this thread (not that there was one) It was to post your favorite line or two not the whole skit. Way to ruin the fun.

 

[AlphaSnake]

But you still seem to have missed the point of this thread (not that there was one) It was to post your favorite line or two not the whole skit.

But you got the lines wrong. So I not only posted half of the skit, but the corrected lines are within it.

 

[Teknopathetic]

Hoover introducing new Fun sucking technology, the Alphasnake XL.

 

[android]

But you got the lines wrong. So I not only posted half of the skit, but the corrected lines are within it.

Hey its pretty good from memory at 12:30 at night after a couple of beers. So I didn't pharse it right, and missed a line.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

But you got the lines wrong. So I not only posted half of the skit, but the corrected lines are within it.

Look, stop being so anal about freaking quotes about a black bush. If it were the letter of the law or a religious debate or something, then you could go ahead. But this is about a sketch show, not unless they mess up the meaning, let 'em misquote damn it, quit being so anal!

 

[mosaic]

"They shoulda never gave you niggaz money!"

(What am I gonna do, just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. ... Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.)

 

[Blackcherry]

WHAUGONNADOBOUTMYLEGZ CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!!!

 

[evil ways]

Fuck that. I don't like people playing on my phone.

 

[AssMan]

The old and tall skinny is hilarious:"The cradle of fucking civilization!"


"Don't drop that shit, don't drop that shit......I pray to god you don't drop that shit." :lol :lol

 

[DarienA]

Black Bush: What-huh-oil? Who said somethin about oil? Bitch, you cookin? *mutters* Oil? Huh? ...*knocks over water jug* COME ON YA'LL GET OUTTA HERE!

Black Bush: "UN...you got a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! 'That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shut the fuck up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Diablos]

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT.

PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T DROP THAT SHIT.

:lol :lol :lol

Fuck that. I don't like people playing on my phone.

I KEEPS IT REAL!

 

[DarienA]

Windows Media of Black Bush

"Time to get that oil *cough* OOOOOOHH!!!"

 

[AlphaSnake]

Look, stop being so anal about freaking quotes about a black bush. If it were the letter of the law or a religious debate or something, then you could go ahead. But this is about a sketch show, not unless they mess up the meaning, let 'em misquote damn it, quit being so anal!

I'll be as anal as I want. Nothing bothers me more when people are like "dude, you hear this joke? He says 'this' and 'that" and etc." and it's not quite how the joke went. Go whine about sales charts, bitches. I'm tryin to get that oil-OH*cough*HO.

 

[Teknopathetic]

The Alphasnake XL's performance exceeds all previous expectations, completely destroying competing models such as the NLB2 C23 and previous Hoover model, the Border B200.

 

[AlphaSnake]

The Alphasnake XL's performance exceeds all previous expectations, completely destroying competing models such as the NLB2 C23 and previous Hoover model, the Border B200.

Bleh. *Unplugs power chord*

 

[Fatriani]

This is as real as it gets

 

[Drozmight]

Go sell some medicine bitches! I'm tryin' get that oil... hahoil!

 

[Doth Togo]

Black Bush: After carefuly examining the region, me and my cabinet agreed that that area is definitely right for a regime change."

Cabinet Member: Aight

Black Bush: But if I can be real about it.

Cabinet Member: Be real, son.

BB: Real?

CM: Be real, real son.

BB: ...that nigga tried to kill my fatha. I don't play that shit.

CM: Say word he tried to kill your father, son.

BB: THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAATHHAA!!

Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the middle east for oil.

Black Bush: What-huh-oil? Who said somethin about oil? Bitch, you cookin? *mutters* Oil? Huh? ...*knocks over water jug* COME ON YA'LL GET OUTTA HERE!

Black Bush: "UN...you got a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! 'That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shut the fuck up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Diablos]

A sugar cookie, man? Look. This is not what I got into the music business to be doing; to be a sugar cookie getter, you know, I'm a rapper. Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it.

Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. And Dylan.
Because I spit hot FIYAH.

:lol Timeless, really.

 

[Lonestar]

 

[mashoutposse]

Windows Media of Black Bush

"Time to get that oil *cough* OOOOOOHH!!!"

Any more where this came from?