The Neogaf Cool Wall

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Flek

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You may know the cool wall from top gear. Well its time to put up a neogaf cool wall (for cars of course).

The categories are Sub Zero, Cool, Uncool , and Seriously Uncool.

To make it more fun we use the rules set by top gear ;O

* Motorcycles are not allowed in, as demonstrated on February 18, 2007 when Richard Hammond, a lifelong fan of bikes, added a picture of a Ducati 1098 to the cool section. Jeremy Clarkson responded by using a chainsaw to remove not only the picture, but also the section of wall where it had been.

* Supercars are automatically uncool or seriously uncool, as there are few cool people who can actually afford them. An exception is the Koenigsegg CCX which is cool on account of its scariness. Two other supercars, the Bugatti Veyron and the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren are also classed as cool (both of which have been driven by Clarkson in races against other forms of transport).

* Diesel-powered cars are never cool as, regardless of how good they are, their only purpose is to save money.

* Cars owned by any of the Top Gear presenters aren't cool. This applies for uncool celebrities and footballers, as well.

* Small European cars, such as the Peugeot 206, are generally cool.

* People carriers are never cool, because they're not cars people want to have; they're cars people need to have. Jeremy Clarkson has always described them as for "people who have given up".

* Everything with a ? koda badge on it is considered to be seriously uncool; the picture of the ? koda Fabia represents all ? kodas.

* Hybrids are seriously uncool; the Toyota Prius was hanging off the end, but was updated to cool in a later episode due to the fact that it will seem an attractive prospect to environmentalist women to see a man "caring for the environment".

But of course we dont need to stick to them strictly ;P Anyway lets go - please post pictures of 1 car for every categorie :D
 
My turn:

Sub Zero

Nissan Fairlady Z432

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Cool

Porsche 911 S

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Uncool

Alfa Romeo 146

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Seriously Uncool.

Peugeot 107

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subzero - 1st gen celica
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cool - bmw 850ci
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uncool - new camaro
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seriously uncool - scion xb
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Also, the yaris, mini cooper, prius, and any other car that doesn't have the speedo behind the steering wheel.

Dabookerman said:
Cars should be excluded for this thread.

We already have one

that thread is ancient. just let it die.
 
Flek said:
* People carriers are never cool, because they're not cars people want to have; they're cars people need to have. Jeremy Clarkson has always described them as for "people who have given up".

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<3 Volvos
 
Subzero: Maserati Quattroporte Executive GT
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Got nothing for cool and uncool right now :P.

Seriously uncool: Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder (and Clarkson owning one has nothing to do with this)
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Sub-zero - 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge
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Cool - 2005 Subaru WRX STi
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Uncool - Mazda Miata Batmobile. :(
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Seriously Uncool - 1988 Pontiac LeMans
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