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The "Official" Alone on Valentine's Day Thread (brought to you by The Princess Bride)

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Boogie

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Here's the thread for the Angst, for the regret, for those of us who can't catch quite catch a break when it comes to women.

Our mere presence on the forum tonight makes it obvious, but post here if you're on your own tonight, whether that bothers you or even if you couldn't care less.

My plan this evening is to get together with a couple of my friends for an "Anti-Valentine's Day" get-together of playing pool, and watching 24 and The Ultimate Fighter.

A bit of drinking will also likely come into play when I get home afterwards.

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Here's a toast from Frankie:

Here's to those who love not too wisely, no not wisely, but too well
To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell
To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call
Here's to the losers, bless them all

Here's to those who drink their dinners when that lady doesn't show
To the girl who'll wait for kisses underneath that mistletoe
To the lonely summer lovers when the leaves begin to fall
Here's to the losers, a-bless them all

Hey, tom, dick and harry, come in out of the rain
Those torches you carry must be drowned in champagne

Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still believe
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
Here's to the losers, bless them all

Hey, tom, dick and harry, come in out of that rain
Those torches you carry must be drowned in champagne

Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still believe
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
Here's to the losers, here's to the losers, here's to the losers
Bless them all!
 

Triumph

Banned
WTF? I thought you had a lady friend. Well, at least the Apocalypse has been averted.

But yeah, I'm about to have a romantic evening of DOING LAUNDRY AT THE LAUNDROMAT. Yee haw.
 

Jill Sandwich

the turds of Optimus Prime
My gf's visa ran out last Wednesday and is back in the States until April, so today I posted her card and ipod shuffle and spent the rest of the day downloading eps of Space Ghost C2C
and porn
to cheer me up.

I NEED The Princess Bride DVD, NOW.
 

Blackie

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Every valentines day EXCEPT for this one I've been indundated with v-day propoganda, and it was damn annoying. This limp and lifeless valentines day I've been having is a real relief for me.
 

AntoneM

Member
sigh.. .
and I suppose all the bars will be full of couples tonight too, how depressing. I can't even get properly drunk, let alone get properly drunk and start hitting on anything with breasts and legs ('cause they'll be there with thier bf).

"If I had a heart I would want it to be like Vernie's
Oh what a heart that she has."
 
My girlfriend is over in Seattle, so I'm alone on Valentines Day, although I'm sure I don't count.

And to make matters worse, I'm in class until 9pm tonight.
 

Chipopo

Banned
Well, I just got rejected from college, I have no girlfriend on valentines day, and I'm too self-aware a teenager to start a livejournal. And Oli thinks my room looks like shit.

Go Go Marijuana-copter
 
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Deleted member 4784

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This Valentine's Day has just been another day for me too, but I've been too preoccupied with school, homework, work and visiting my grandma in the hospital to really give it so much as a second thought. :lol

You guys seem sensible enough. If you have this much time on your hands and are willing to address your discomfort with the situation, then why don't you get up from that computer, walk out that door and try to meet someone? There are plenty of girls out there who are single on Valentine's Day too. =PpP You're the one who needs to make things happen!

BTW, I find it funny how guys place enough importance on Valentine's Day to get lonely if they aren't involved with someone; but when they are, they want to treat it like any other day, call it a "Hallmark Holiday", etc...
 

Triumph

Banned
Chipopo said:
Well, I just got rejected from college, I have no girlfriend on valentines day, and I'm too self-aware a teenager to start a livejournal. And Oli thinks my room looks like shit.

Go Go Marijuana-copter
Fuck Olimario, Chip. He's gonna be first up against the wall when the Revolution comes.

HEAR THAT GARY? YOUR TIME IS OVER! DONE LIKE NINTENDO!

Sorry about that, man. I'm drunk and get crazy when I've been taking my meds and drinking...
 

AntoneM

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Waychel said:
This Valentine's Day has just been another day for me too, but I've been too preoccupied with school, homework, work and visiting my grandma in the hospital to really give it so much as a second thought. :lol

You guys seem sensible enough. If you have this much time on your hands and are willing to address your discomfort with the situation, then why don't you get up from that computer, walk out that door and try to meet someone? There are plenty of girls out there who are single on Valentine's Day too. =PpP You're the one who needs to make things happen!

BTW, I find it funny how guys place enough importance on Valentine's Day to get lonely if they aren't involved with someone; but when they are, they want to treat it like any other day, call it a "Hallmark Holiday", etc...

yeah I know that when I go out I have to beat the single women off with a stick, actually a baseball bat. Not that I can top Matlock, but let's recall the the last 3 times I went out (all inthe last 2 weeks) 1. shot down twice. 2. shot down 3 times. 3. shot down 2 more times (I wish I could have topped 2 but...). I find my solice in Pizza and Scotch.
 

Desperado

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA....FUCK




Today was great until I found out [through her fucking xanga] that some guy left red roses w/ notes in "the girl I liked"'s [yes i've written about her before and you'd probably think I'm insane to still like her] classes and asked her out after school...oh well I don't know why I even get surpised by this any more. It'll only last about a month at most and then she'll get hurt again just like every other boyfriend she's had in the last year, and I'll probably comfort her again.

And she gave me one of those 'friendship' valentine's cards too. It was a great card and all and I know it was sincere...but ouch man.

I got her a bracelet from Disneyland, and she got me valentine's boxers...lol? sigh...





the countdown to being the cuddle bitch begins...fucking ladder theory.
 

Blackie

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Desperado said:
the countdown to being the cuddle bitch begins...fucking ladder theory.


You're aware of your tendency to become a cuddle bitch, which means your half way to solving your problem. The next step includes growing a pair of balls and refusing to be the emotional comfort and shoulder to cry.

I know you can do it! I believe in you!
 

Desperado

Member
will chanting COCKAY AN' DA FUNNAAY help?


COCKAY AN' DA FUNNAAY

COCKAY AN' DA FUNNAAY

COCKAY AN' DA FUNNAAY

COCKAY AN' DA FUNNAAY

COCKAY AN' DA FUNNAAY an' da puddin'



YEAHHH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW
 

Triumph

Banned
THIS THREAD DESPERATELY NEEDS DAVID HASSELHOFF REPEATING OFF INTO INFINITY!!!

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AND SOME COWBELL FOR GOOD MEASURE!

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Chipopo

Banned
Loki said:


Yeah yeah, you laugh now Mr. I Have a Secure Future. But we'll see who laughs last when I 'accidently' smother your Big Mac in the special sauce you asked to have removed. :lol



....

(And a borderline unnecessary ";)" for good measure)
 

NLB2

Banned
Well, I'm alone tonight, but I don't really care because my birthday is tomorrow and I'm getting some then :D
 
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