The Official Kobe vs MJ Fight Thread

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give me a fucking break dude. kobe has fouled rip twice in the last minute, and the refs dont call shit. i guess if you look at kobe wrong its a foul, but kobe can rape you like a woman in a hotel room and no foul will be called. ace refs!
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
give me a fucking break dude. kobe has fouled rip twice in the last minute, and the refs dont call shit. i guess if you look at kobe wrong its a foul, but kobe can rape you like a woman in a hotel room and no foul will be called. ace refs!


It's the NBA, what do you expect?

But Kobe fouling Rip has nothing to do with him blowing wide open jumpers.
 
It sounds obvious, but if Detroit starts shooting better, they CAN win this game. Despite the "energy" of LA on defense, Detroit is still getting (and often passing up) wide-open jumpers. Let 'Sheed and Rip warm up a little... it's only a matter of time! *knocks on wood*
 
KingGondo said:
It sounds obvious, but if Detroit starts shooting better, they CAN win this game. Despite the "energy" of LA on defense, Detroit is still getting (and often passing up) wide-open jumpers. Let 'Sheed and Rip warm up a little... it's only a matter of time! *knocks on wood*

The first 6 minutes of the 3rd quarter will determine if Detroit is still in this game. They are close to the breaking point, if they don't find someone to score it will be a blowout real soon. And they don't have the firepower to come back from a big deficit. I think they should just end the game if Detroit ever gets down by 15 at any point of any game.
 
bionic77 said:
Would Ben Wallace be the greatest player of all time if he could catch a ball and shoot a jumper?

Dude, Vince Carter before his knee went couldn't have gotten to that alley-oop. :P It was a terrible pass.


And lol @ the "looks like Walton is the ridiculously good Laker bench player of the day". :P I just can't believe that whenever they need it, somebody always plays like a freaking All-Star for them. I mean, open shots are one thing, but this guy was going full-court for buckets and dropping no look dimes in traffic to teh diesel. Must be scary to be a Lakers opponent at times and know with absolute certainty that even if you do everything right and Kobe and Shaq have shitty games, player #12 on the bench, who has seen no burn since late February, is ready at a moment's notice to come out and play like the ghost of John Havlicek. ;)


Hopefully Detroit's defense tightens up again (2 straight transition D breakdowns leading to coast-to-coast baskets? Never happened once during the regular season or playoffs that I saw-- not even against NJ), and hopefully Rip starts making shots and they actually PUT RASHEED WALLACE IN. He had 2 fouls, but they sat him the entire second quarter! What's the logic behind that? He's an excellent post/paint defender and shot-blocker and can stretch a defense with his J. He is also fully capable of scoring inside. Bad decision to bench him imo. They should play the lineup of Billups, Hamilton, Prince and the two Wallaces as much as possible imo (that's their starting lineup, right?).


Luckily for you clowns, I can't post while the game's on, because I have to go downstairs to watch it, as I don't get network TV in my room (only satellite-- the antenna for network is broken; been meaning to get me a new TV). So at least you only have to hear me once or twice a game and during the aftermath. I'm sure Bionic, PistonhoDna and Konex are relieved. :P :)
 
Hack a Shaq? Fuck, you can't guard him without getting called for a foul. What kind of sense does that make? You hold your ground, a 340+ pound man spins and bumps and knocks you around, and you get called for the foul?
 
Al and Doc really need to stop sucking so much Laker dick. Detroit gets no props from these two guys. It is a 2 point game, but listening to them it is a 20-point game with the Lakers ahead.
 
no one said prince can shut kobe down, but look at the terrible shots he's getting. kobe DID kill the momentum at the end there... and he got away with a foul :D
 
0:00 LAL Los Angeles Offensive Rebound.
0:00 LAL Kobe Bryant missed 25 ft Three Point Jumper.
0:06 DET Chauncey Billups made Two Point Shot.

I dont see Kobe scoring at all on ESPN Update.. I'm confused what you guys are talking about :(
 
Ohkoor (?) looks like my grandmother with the ball.


If the Pistons were to take the championship I predict "Wallace and Wallace, defense attornies" commercials next year. :P
 
I'm not worried in the least...we'll still crush Detroit tonight :) Guaranteed.

edit: Damn this is one HELLUVA fast server!
 
lol, kobe saving LA? come on dude, he isn't saving shit. lakers are hanging on for dear life... i wont say "this is the series" if the pistons win, but the lakers sure as fuck dont want to lose this game.
 
Don't you just love the surprised "But I thought you loved me" look that pops up on Shaq's face whenever he gets a foul called on him? It's like when you yell at a dog for shitting on the carpet.
 
What a block by Ben Wallace, and a great board on the other end by Prince.

Pistons had better stop getting fouled, or else they might have to shoot free throws.
 
Shaq gets called for a charge and the announcers call flop. Jesus christ, how can you flop when a four hundred pound 7 foot 3 beast rams his ass into you at full speed?
 
bishoptl said:
Keep posting, fellas! Aidan's watching Schoolhouse Rock and I can't watch the game.

Go Pistons!

You need to go Big Ben on his ass and smack that kid if he's not letting you watch this game.

...

What? I said no such thing!
 
YES THE FAKERS ARE GOING DOWN 2-0!!!!! IT'S FUCKING OVER SHAQ HAS ONE MORE FOWL TO GIVE AND IT'S OVER FOR THE NIGHT!!!!! THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE CELEBRATING, EXCEPT FOR KONEX, LOL!!!!!!
 
Archaix said:
Shaq gets called for a charge and the announcers call flop. Jesus christ, how can you flop when a four hundred pound 7 foot 3 beast rams his ass into you at full speed?
That was practically a Flying Butt Pliers. Still, I was somewhat surprised that Detroit got the call.

It's time to see if Walton is truly the LA Super Scrub du Jour, or just a poser.
 
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