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[G-Fex]

WHAT IS IT?

SHUT UP FIRST OF ALL AND YOU LISTEN UP AS I DO YOU AN EGG AND CLUE YOU IN YOUR REDNECK ASS IN. A while back I messed around making fellow wrassle gaf members as superstars in No Mercy and had them well....book tons of matches and so began the NeoGaf Wrasslin' Alliance. Complete with ranks, belts and factions and character drama.

WHAT NOW?

We've gone into the HD Era. WWE '12

THE ROSTER

Currently the active Roster includes

-G-fex - Quit

-Parallax
He is the current Hardcore champion and member of the Nation 2.0 Former NWA Champion, former World Heavyweight Champion.

-Ithil
Former NWA Champion.

-DMCZaf
Sort of banned from Battle Royale's/ Royal Rumbles. He's a big shot.

-DJSandman
Currently World Heavyweight Champion and winner of this year's Race to the Case.

-Frankman
Leader of the Nation 2.0 and former NWA champion.

-Net Wrecker
part of tag team "Beef Wreckers" He is currently feuding with Heavy.

-Professor Beef
Part of the tag team "Beef Wreckers" He is currently feuding with Spindashing

-"Killer"/"Dashing" SpinDashing
Former ECW Champion and current IC Champion, killed Ithil in his Hedgelock. Huge Heel now.

-Plywood
Student and partner of Sin Cara, this Super Luchadore has the makings of a legend

-Bean Breath
Underdog of the NWA, Bean has been in very few matches, that will change soon.

-Entropia
Tag team partner of Spindashing making the team "SpinTropia" and member of the Nation along with Spin, a Dark shadow of a superstar.
Also NWA Champion at the moment.

-"Genetic Freak" Harry Demeanor
Student/Illegitimate son of Scott Steiner, looking to do Big Poppa Pump proud

-Tom F'n Cruise
Hollywood Actor and all around Jobber

-"The Eliminator" Elradocoil
NWA Rookie looking to make a name for himself

-Heavy
Possibly not a full time NWA Superstar, currently feuding with Net Wrecker

-ISayFever
Fever has made tremendous impact in the NWA and is a up and coming extreme superstar

-Astro Nut
A Enigma of a Astronaut, is he really from outer space? He's a top card of the NWA.



WHEN IS IT?

Scheduling isn't Solid and is always liable to change.

Currently it's main targets are Wednesday and Thursday at 6 or 7 pm pacific time.







WAIT WHERE DO I WATCH?

oh yeah go Here : www.twitch.tv/slashbane

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Even if you never make it past the next stream, you tried to make it fun again.

Godspeed, G-Fex.

 

[G-Fex]

Thanks Net.

 

[Professor Beef]

ONE MORE MATCH

ONE MORE MATCH

 

[Plywood]

.-.

I don't see why this can't be in the Wrasslin thread.

People are wankers.

 

[G-Fex]

.-.

I don't see why this can't be in the Wrasslin thread.

People are wankers.

I don't want to hear anymore shit by Bobo, RBH and the rest of them.

if anything I might just quit now. I don't know.

 

[Broder Salsa]

So what exactly is this filth? I seriously don't understand.

 

[G-Fex]

So what exactly is this filth? I seriously don't understand.

don't worry about it

 

[Nocturnowl]

It still tickles me somewhat to see that my belt names were used, well regardless of if you quit or not at least you tried GM-Fex

 

[Professor Beef]

You did what Nash and Punk couldn't: you made wrestling cool again.

 

[Entropia]

It's actually entertaining as hell to watch, especially when there's a bunch of other people there.

THANK YOU G-FEX!

THANK YOU G-FEX!

THANK YOU G-FEX!

THANK YOU G-FEX!

 

[G-Fex]

Might be a show on tonight I don't know yet.

 

[G-Fex]

I WILL BE GOING UP SHORTLY

TONIGHT

Tom F'n Cruise vs. John Cena (non title match)
Beef & Net Wrecker vs. Beer Money (title match)
Plywood vs. Parallax vs. Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara (4 man rumble elimination for the Botch title)
Entropia vs. John Cena (NWA Heavyweight Championship)
G-fex vs. Beef for the 4 start title in a Ironman Match
the rest will be random random random

 

[Professor Beef]

IT'S ON LIKE NECK BONE

 

[G-Fex]

I can't do it now cause too many people are watching TNA

I'll put it up as soon as the show is over.

 

[Shadowlink]

Awesome! Don't understand why people were complaining about the stream though. Unlike the weird and crappy times of Midnight WrasslinGAF, this stream is awesome! Thanks again G-Fex!

 

[G-Fex]

Awesome! Don't understand why people were complaining about the stream though. Unlike the weird and crappy times of Midnight WrasslinGAF, this stream is awesome! Thanks again G-Fex!

Yeah but guess what to troll em i'm going to mention the stream in the wrasslin thread again anyways.

It'll start as soon as TNA Impact is over.

 

[G-Fex]

IM ON LIVE

 

[Professor Beef]

LET'S GET IT ON

 

[Professor Beef]

That was the best session yet. Chaz was ROBBED.

 

[G-Fex]

Chaz has been future endeavored.

We won't be seeing him again.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

man my character gets owned all the time lol. he'll come up in the ranks you just watch.

OMG at him getting eliminated in record time lol

 

[Professor Beef]

I think Frankman got eliminated faster than you did.

 

[G-Fex]

I think Frankman got eliminated faster than you did.

I can't believe I didn't get to see that.

none the less, you all will have NO CHANCE Tomorrow.

I have a ace up my sleeve and a new right hand man who will well take care of things for me.

Plus he's got a title shot tomorrow against your NWA Heavyweight title Beef.

ALL TOMMOROW ON FRIDAY NIGHT DOMINATION

 

[Plywood]

man my character gets owned all the time lol. he'll come up in the ranks you just watch.

OMG at him getting eliminated in record time lol

You and me both.

 

[G-Fex]

You and me both.

That's why Tom is challenging you tomorrow for your jobber title belt

 

[Plywood]

That's why Tom is challenging you tomorrow for your jobber title belt

we're both going to end up losing it

 

[G-Fex]

we're both going to end up losing it

to me? Yes.

Cause I intend to win every belt.

TONIGHTS RESULTS

BEEF beat Cena in a dirty win and won the NWA Heavyweight title, defended it against G-fex and Paul Bearer

Beef Wrecker inc. retained their title against Beer Money and Chaz and Chyna

Wrecker had won the Botch title and the new Rumble title as well only to lose the Botch title later that night to Parallax and the Rumble title to well....Parallax

THE dWo has been formed, and is helmed by G-Fex along with his mysterious right hand man.

Chaz was promptly arrested after his loss to G-fex that night, after being told he was fired and and we wish him no luck in his future endeavors.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

You and me both.

we're both going to end up losing it

fuck this plywood...... lets team together and win something!!!

we could be Cruise Wood.. or any variation of a tag team name

 

[Parallax]

the final match for the rumble title was hilarious. frankman out in seconds and the beef wreckers clearing the ring had me laughing.

 

[Plywood]

-snip

we could be Cruise Wood.. or any variation of a tag team name

For.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm going to make sure my associates deal with you troublesome NWA superstars

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I'm rewatching the debut of Chaz right now, and dying again. That was gotdamn HILARIOUS. G-Fex's commentary made it even funnier. And that 4 man Rumble where Parallax won after people got eliminated left and right was equally as funny.

Thank God for archived videos.

 

[Plywood]

Which one is the debut of Chaz?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Which one is the debut of Chaz?

http://www.twitch.tv/slashbane/b/297979468

Click "Part 2" if it isn't already there, and go to 19:42. Greatest debut in the history of the NWA.

Also, go to 1:01:55 for Rumble Title hilarity. Beef avenged me like a BEAST.

 

[Plywood]

http://www.twitch.tv/slashbane/b/297979468

Click "Part 2" if it isn't already there, and go to 19:42. Greatest debut in the history of the NWA.

Also, go to 1:01:55 for Rumble Title hilarity.

That was incredible.

"Who the fuck is Chaz!?"

 

[Professor Beef]

If only the chat was archived too. Some amazing shit was said that night.

 

[G-Fex]

I buried Chaz, he's not coming back.

Off to CzW with him.

Fuck I can't believe so many people hate me in wrasslin thread.

 

[Professor Beef]

Fuck the haters, Fex.

SPEAKING OF HATERS, YOU BETTER REHIRE CHAZ, DAWG.

 

[Judderman]

All this NWA talk made me want to play No Mercy. Taking my guy to the top!

PLAY MY MUSIC!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I just noticed this thread. Why has it taken me so long?

 

[Parallax]

I buried Chaz, he's not coming back.

Off to CzW with him.

Fuck I can't believe so many people hate me in wrasslin thread.

fuck em. they'll bitch and whine about every damn thing but never post. call me when liu kang shows up again.

 

[G-Fex]

fuck em. they'll bitch and whine about every damn thing but never post. call me when liu kang shows up again.

Yup, now they're ignoring me which is better.

I think we'll have a show tonight, if my gf doesn't pop up on messenger late.

going to be Tuesday Night Trials.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Yup, now they're ignoring me which is better.

I think we'll have a show tonight, if my gf doesn't pop up on messenger late.

going to be Tuesday Night Trials.

what time this going to happen?? so i can try and get on

 

[G-Fex]

what time this going to happen?? so i can try and get on

Around 8 or so in our time.

I'll post in the thread with match details.

 

[Professor Beef]

RIP Chaz

 

[spindashing]

Hold up.

#1. Why wasn't I told about this thread?

#2. Why am I not on the roster?

#3. WHY DID YOU GUYS ABANDON ME?

#4. Are you guys making wrestling fun again?

 

[Plywood]

Chaz was ahead of his time.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

text my ass too.... in case im not on

 

[G-Fex]

Hold up.

#1. Why wasn't I told about this thread?

#2. Why am I not on the roster?

#3. WHY DID YOU GUYS ABANDON ME?

#4. Are you guys making wrestling fun again?

I haven't seen you around Spin.

I'll make a suitable Spindashing.

Spindashing is now part of the NWA superstar Roster.

Yes I am making wrestling fun again unlike those pricks in the wrassle thread.