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[IsayFever]

Can I has roster position?

 

[Professor Beef]

So we lose Chaz, but gain spindashing? Only time will tell if this was a suitable acquisition.

 

[spindashing]

I haven't seen you around Spin.

I'll make a suitable Spindashing.

Spindashing is now part of the NWA superstar Roster.

Yes I am making wrestling fun again unlike those pricks in the wrassle thread.

Neato!

And yeah, I know how you feel. There are some really weird members in WrestleGAF who merely complain about everything, from the status of WWE/TNA as a whole to the thread's content. I don't see why the thread can't be an even balance of funnies and seriousness. But, I'll be here too to support my pals on the funny side.

So we lose Chaz, but gain spindashing? Only time will tell if this was a suitable acquisition.

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

 

[G-Fex]

Yeah being semi-banished out of the thread (which I won't accept cause i'm still posting there a lot so they'll never get rid of me.)

Can I has roster position?

Sure, I'm running a little low on Roster room but yeah.

Chaz will never be back loooooooooool.

Future Endavored for interfering on my match.

 

[Professor Beef]

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

So spin, do you support COO-Fex, or are you going to side with the Beef_Wreckers?

 

[spindashing]

Yeah being semi-banished out of the thread (which I won't accept cause i'm still posting there a lot so they'll never get rid of me.)

Good. They're not moderators. =)

So spin, do you support COO-Fex, or are you going to side with the Beef_Wreckers?

I support whichever part of the brand split has my darling AJ.

 

[G-Fex]

Good. They're not moderators. =)


I support whichever part of the brand split has my darling AJ.

AJ styles ain't on the roster bro.

And you damn well join whatever faction I tells you to.

You answer to me, the boss the chairman the guy who says NO CHANCE DATS WHAT YOU GOT.

I'm Vince Russo and Bischoff and Vince and triple H rolled into one.

 

[spindashing]

AJ styles ain't on the roster bro.

And you damn well join whatever faction I tells you to.

You answer to me, the boss the chairman the guy who says NO CHANCE DATS WHAT YOU GOT.

I'm Vince Russo and Bischoff and Vince and triple H rolled into one.

How dare you. AJ Styles?! AJ LEE.

Tempted to join the other team now!

 

[Professor Beef]

How dare you. AJ Styles?! AJ LEE.

Tempted to join the other team now!

Damn right. We got Victoria Justice.

 

[spindashing]

I don't know, bro. AJ Lee is S+ tier while Victoria is S... /tierwhore

 

[Parallax]

i saw the champs in the initial post, and almost had a shitfit when i saw sin cara was botch champ. what were the results of fridays matches?

and welcome to the show spin. you should demand a show at the NWA title for the neglect

 

[G-Fex]

i saw the champs in the initial post, and almost had a shitfit when i saw sin cara was botch champ. what were the results of fridays matches?

and welcome to the show spin. you should demand a show at the NWA title for the neglect

I posted them a while back. I didn't have a show friday or saturday.

I think you're still botch and rumble champion right?

 

[Parallax]

I posted them a while back. I didn't have a show friday or saturday.

I think you're still botch and rumble champion right?

yup took my belt back from wrecker, and he gave me the other free of charge

 

[G-Fex]

yup took my belt back from wrecker, and he gave me the other free of charge

pffft yeah good times.

Which brings me to some editing i have to do right now before showtime.

Though there are some scheduled matches I'd like to tease first.

??????? vs. Professor Beef in a non title match.


John Cena and ???? vs. Beef and Wrecker for their tag team titles.

???? vs. Parallax for the botch title.

 

[Parallax]

pffft yeah good times.

Which brings me to some editing i have to do right now before showtime.

Though there are some scheduled matches I'd like to tease first.

??????? vs. Professor Beef in a non title match.


John Cena and ???? vs. Beef and Wrecker for their tag team titles.

???? vs. Parallax for the botch title.

everyone wants my botch title. its nice being a ranked star

 

[Professor Beef]

You better not give spin some mega-push by giving him a shot at my title.

 

[G-Fex]

You better not give spin some mega-push by giving him a shot at my title.

Nope, let's just say there's no Sympy for you tonight.

These people don't get your sympy, I don't get your sympy.

 

[Plywood]

He should face me for my jobber belt.

 

[G-Fex]

He should face me for my jobber belt.

You don't have a jobber belt


YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR.

anyways, it's time for Tuesday Nite TRIALS.


First up

?????? vs. Professor Beef (non title)
John Cena and ???? vs. Beef Wreckers (title match)
?????? vs. Parallax and Plywood for the Botch Belt.
G-fex vs. Parallax vs. Wrecker vs. Tom F'n Cruise for the Rumble Belt.

Next matches will be improvised.

ARE YOU READY?

 

[Parallax]

He should face me for my jobber belt.

i think tom f'n cruise is gunning for your title....

You don't have a jobber belt


YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR.

anyways, it's time for Tuesday Nite TRIALS.


First up

?????? vs. Professor Beef (non title)
John Cena and ???? vs. Beef Wreckers (title match)
?????? vs. Parallax and Plywood for the Botch Belt.
G-fex vs. Parallax vs. Wrecker vs. Tom F'n Cruise for the Rumble Belt.

Next matches will be improvised.

ARE YOU READY?

i ALWAYS get screwed. shit

 

[G-Fex]

WERE LIVE NOW

www.twitch.tv/slashbane

 

[Plywood]

You don't have a jobber belt


YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR.

anyways, it's time for Tuesday Nite TRIALS.


First up

?????? vs. Professor Beef (non title)
John Cena and ???? vs. Beef Wreckers (title match)
?????? vs. Parallax and Plywood for the Botch Belt.
G-fex vs. Parallax vs. Wrecker vs. Tom F'n Cruise for the Rumble Belt.

Next matches will be improvised.

ARE YOU READY?

According to you I do:

NWA Jobber Champion: Plywood

i think tom f'n cruise is gunning for your title....

I'll face him too!

 

[Judderman]

Yay, new episode!

Can I get a roster spot, too?

 

[spindashing]

I'll have to check out the archive tomorrow. Midterms are unforgiving.

 

[Professor Beef]

DAMMIT NET_WRECKER

 

[G-Fex]

NWA TUESDAY NIGHT TRIALS RESULTS

Professor Beef has retained his championship title against FRED and John Cena.

John Cena and Fred have won the teddy long tag team championships.

I wish No luck on FRED in his future endeavors as a annoying youtube cunt, so he is FIRED. Therefore John Cena will relinquish his teddy long tag team title and it will be up for grabs on Friday Night Domination.

Newcomer IsayFever has won the Jobber title in a 4 man elimination match.

Parallax retains the Botch Championship in a 4 man elimination match.

in a 4 man Royal Rumble, C.M. Punk has won a amazing pull of the carpet Victory over Parallax and G-fex and Spindashing. C.M. Punk is the new Rumble Champion.

The WolfPac has been formed.

Lead by G-fex this new faction is going to run NWA.

 

[Plywood]

I didn't wrassle last night? Facking bullshet.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Got some NWA dirt sheets info...

The release of FRED was prompted by a failure of the NWA wellness policy, it's said he was taking things too seriously and not having enough fun thus he failed the test.

GM-Fex is said to be high on newcomer IsayFever, winning the jobber title in his first night has rubbed certain members of the roster the wrong way, one was heard to describe the situation as "FACKING BOOLSHEET!"

Professor Beef is rumored to be using backstage pull to stay atop the card, I mean he beat John Cena, no way that happens without some kind of C-O-N-spiracy!

All this information is legit, I have my insider sources.

 

[Plywood]

Dirtsheets are always bullshit. I don't buy it til' I see it.

 

[Entropia]

NWA Ratings

Ratings for Tuesday Night Trials had a total of 10 viewers, which is up significantly from the 4 it had the previous week.

G-Fex reforming the Wulfpac gained 3 viewers

 

[Nocturnowl]

Dirtsheets are always bullshit. I don't buy it til' I see it.

You'll see it when Beef retains yet again, the only people cheering are all the little "Beefeaters" in the audience. I don't understand the rating increase, I think i'm making a point not to watch NWA until they create some new stars. Take THAT ratings!

Spoiler

i'm joking, but you already knew that

 

[Plywood]

Beef sells the most merchandise. No surprise he gets treated so well. What can you expect when he changes his outfit every week?

 

[G-Fex]

Beef has smartly decided to turn heel make proper career decisions which will get him far in the NWA Universe.

However I cannot say the same for the people of the Nation 2.0, and the luchadores such as Plywood.

This friday's King of the Ring tourny shall settle things all according to keikaku

 

[Plywood]

Somebodies gonna get got.

 

[G-Fex]

Somebodies gonna get got.

Yeah I guarantee you and Tom Cruise winning the tag titles

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFT* HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

But you got a important cage match against Spindashing.

 

[Plywood]

Important? You mean I'm taking all the bumps and doing all the life threatening spots.

 

[G-Fex]

Important? You mean I'm taking all the bumps and doing all the life threatening spots.

Sorry but you two developed a hell of a feud in that 4 man battle royale for the jobber title.

it's amazing and you two high flyers will settle things in the cage.

and that's the bottom line cause COO, chief executive of talent relations G-fex says so.

 

[Plywood]

I DON'T LIKE YOU. But... I respect you.

I'll be there and someones wig is gonna get got.

NWA Ratings

Must've been 3 marks.

 

[G-Fex]

Good, you better respect me boy.


Then it's settled, Spindashing will take on the Plyfu for ..

The new belt the Cage match Championship belt.

 

[Plywood]

And they thought Vince was the master of devaluing gimmick matches.

 

[G-Fex]

How am I devaluing the gimmick match?

The rumble belt and cage belt are genius

 

[Professor Beef]

Beef sells the most merchandise. No surprise he gets treated so well. What can you expect when he changes his outfit every week?

I'm just giving fans what they want: Beef by the barrelful.

 

[G-Fex]

Beef is the next John Cena

 

[Plywood]

I'm just giving fans what they want: Beef by the barrelful.

You're going to over saturate your market and then your time will be up, my time will be then!

 

[G-Fex]

Frankly you highflyers make the most entertaining matches, which is why the jobber title 4 man rumble was one of the most fun to watch.

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT DEVASTATING HIGH FLYING MANUEVER BY SPINDASHING ONTO PLYWOOD? AMAZING!

And you guys better coooperate or else i'll get Nash to come out and beat you with a hammer.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

i couldn't get on yesterday...... did i even wrestle??

 

[G-Fex]

i couldn't get on yesterday...... did i even wrestle??

You got thrown out for the jobber title, eliminated by Spindashing.

 

[Parallax]

Beef has smartly decided to turn heel make proper career decisions which will get him far in the NWA Universe.

However I cannot say the same for the people of the Nation 2.0, and the luchadores such as Plywood.

This friday's King of the Ring tourny shall settle things all according to keikaku

Sorry, but I can't stand what you've become. You used to make fun matches, now its squash matches to destroy teams, or remove belts. So I'm taking it to the streets. The resistance begins.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

You got thrown out for the jobber title, eliminated by Spindashing.

god lord lol. did i even put up a fight this time or just roll over

 

[G-Fex]

Sorry, but I can't stand what you've become. You used to make fun matches, now its squash matches to destroy teams, or remove belts. So I'm taking it to the streets. The resistance begins.

Parallax i don't like your attitude now, you can't go up against the Wolfpack.

It's just not a smart move.

Just for that you'll have to defend your titles or what you have left.

Congrats again to C.M. Punk for winning the rumble championship.

god lord lol. did i even put up a fight this time or just roll over

Yes you did, just not as much of a fight like FRED gave Beef and Wrecker.