The Official SPIKE VIDEO GAME AWARDS Show Thread

DJ: LIL'JOHN
CROWD: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! WHAT! WHAT!
LJ: WHAT?! YEAH?! YEAH!!
RG: NEXT SONG AMAZING
RG2: YOU NOT READY!
LJ: LET'S GET BLOWN!

ME: Time for another break!
 
pxleyes said:
They got one right. I am amazed. Still an EA game though.


OMG, gaming gloves. GIVE ME A PAIR........... :lol
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At least Mike managed to thank the people who MAKE the games.

Also, did anybody notice that during the pre-show Tara Reid mentioned she was exciting about seeing Green Day? I'll bet she already knew the won, and somehow forgot when she opened the "envelope" and had to remember all of the sudden.
 
mj1108 said:
Are we sure we're not watching BET??
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If it wasn't for Sum41, you might be right. Oh, and Green Day. I have a feeling that Motley Crue are going to make themselves look piss-poor.

WHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!!!!!?!!?!?

OOOOOOOHHHHHKKKKAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
 
DJ: PAPA ROACH IS HERE!
PR1: WISH I COULD TELL EVERYONE THE WINNERS AT THE SAME TIME AT ONCE!
PR2: ANOTHER CATEGORY!
PR3: ANOTHER CATEGORY!

Wait, did they already award these? WTF?!
 
Papa Roach still exists???

Notice something big here. All the awards that make sense (minus the City of Heroes and Blooodrayne ones) are NOT made by EA. The evidence piles up.
 
StrikerObi said:
Wait are they knocking off like half the awards at once? Oh my god. what are we going to do for the next hour!?
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Because EA didn't win any of thoe categories! HIDE THE EVIDENCE! PROTECT THE HIVE! 67! 67! 67!
 
I am back in America for the first time in a year, and I could easily go into the other room to turn this on BUT YOU COULDN'T FUCKING PAY ME TO DO IT.

And Agent Dormer's commentary is a thousand times funnier, anyhoo.
 
DJPS2 said:
There are your winners for the night, Nintendo fans. You can turn off the TV, now.
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I was hoping that since they were just naming off winners they would decide to spare us by cutting the show short and just ending it.
 
Sho Nuff said:
I am back in America for the first time in a year, and I could easily go into the other room to turn this on BUT YOU COULDN'T FUCKING PAY ME TO DO IT.

And Agent Dormer's commentary is a thousand times funnier, anyhoo.
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Thanks for the kind words! :D
 
Agent Dormer said:
The lack of mention for Metal Gear Solid 3 has me worried.

Also - BloodRayne is a dirty whore. She gave me the clap.
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That's all she gave you? Count your blessings... I've heard worse. :lol
 
mj1108 said:
WTF??? They just naming off winners ???
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Yeah this is just 100% proof that the show is about nothing more than money. They had some big categories hidden in there too!

Also, I don't think any of the games in that montage were from EA. I wonder why they were all shoehorned together... hmmm.

Bloodrayne, fuck people why do you play these games? How did this game ge a sequel!?
 
The evidence is clear ladies and gentlemen.

This show is funded primarily by EA while still taking money hats from several other companies for some marketing opportunities.
 
WarPig said:
What the fuck do all y'all want an E3 for? I'd give you mine if I could, just to be rid of it.

DFS.
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That was the point, this shitfest is what I'd imagine E3 to be like. but with lines. and frisbees.

also, this show's manual should come with a seizure warning and a notes section.

MMD
 
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"THE KIDS LIKE SPIKE TV, DO THEY."

edit: that's EA CEO Larry Probst, who is probably extremely evil
 
THE MORE YOU PLAY: DONATE BLOOD FOR VAMPIRES!

DJ: MY MAN, JC EX NYSNC DUDER!
JC: DO YOU LIKE MAYHEM? SLAMMING GRAPHICS?! WAVE YOUR HANDS FOR BURNOUT3!

RG: WHAT'S BETTER THAN CRASHING CARS? AHHH!
RG: 12 CARS OVER THE RAILS, FRIENDS CURSING!
RG: JAW DROPPING EXPERIENCE!

Okay, this isn't an NYSNC concert.
 
DJPS2 said:
JC Chasez?
*barf*
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And he pimped my personal GOTY candidate, Burnout 3. Now it's sure to lose.

Now it's time for two hot Asian women who have never played a video game in their lives.
 
BH: GREAT TO BE HERE!
KH: BIG NAME ACTORS IN GAMES. A LOT WHO DON'T GET THE PART! SEAN CONNERY AS KATAMARI DAMACY! WAIT, TOM BROWKAW FOR TONY HAWK? WALKEN FOR EVERQUEST?!

IS THIS A SHAM!? HOW CAN I TRUST SPIKETV!
 
Sam Jackson says the smack down on Christopher Lee and EA!

Tobey's line reads were shit in Spiderman 2. Molina did a MUCH MUCH better job.
 
StrikerObi said:
I didn't think those celebrity bits would be funny but the Walken one was great, I'm sorry.

You're about to being your Ever-Quest.
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I wonder if that was Jay Mohr doing the Walken impression.

Big surprise... Sam Jackson wins Best Male Performance for GTA. GTA owns you. Go and kill now!
 
Well, at least Sam put in a pretty good performance for Tenpenny in SA, but I doubt he was picked to win for his acting ability....
 
Sam was picked because they HAD to include some represenation for GTA.
So they probably paid him some bucks to come over and accept the shitty award.
 
StrikerObi said:
Tobey's line reads were shit in Spiderman 2. Molina did a MUCH MUCH better job.
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My jaw was dropped multiple times on those reads. "Okay. So use the, uh, control pad to swing. Did you get that? Maybe you should write it down. Huh."
 
DJ: IT'S CRAZY, LOOK AT THE HOT CHICK!
MR: HI GAMERS! MIDNIGHT LINES FORMED! SHOWS HOW KILLING ALIENS CAN BE AWESOME! HAD TONS OF FUN DOING A VOICE... DRUNKEN LAUGH! HALO 2, BITCHES!

RG: IT'S THE BEST!
RG: HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET TO KILL YOUR FRIEND'S ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? IT'S A GOOD SPORT.
RG: FRIEND OF MINE ALMOST GOT FIRED FOR PLAYING TOO MUCH!
RG: IT'S ABOUT KILLING YOUR FRIENDS!
 
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