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[Eminem]

so i always check my aim logs the day after to see wtf i said...and last night was something special:

yeah, so this unattractive, annoying girl really likes me and always is asking me to hang out and shit. i always try and let her off gently without hurting her. i'm not trying to brag or anything either...i mean, the girl is fugly. and i am a genuine asshole. i laugh when people get hurt, think accidents i see on the road are awesome, and genuinely hate people. but i can't bring myself to hurt someone. i always try and be nice when i'm interacting with someone.

at least, until i'm drunk...

and i swear to you, this is completely unabridged. i was talking to her while surfing GA....after 9 beers:

ugly, annoying girl (9:59:59 PM): youre drunk huh?
ugly, annoying girl (10:00:09 PM): by yourself?
AngryGodOfJebus (10:04:19 PM): right now, yes
ugly, annoying girl (10:06:07 PM): from what?
AngryGodOfJebus (10:07:07 PM): beer
ugly, annoying girl (10:07:26 PM): so now would be a good time to have sex with you
ugly, annoying girl (10:07:30 PM): lol
AngryGodOfJebus (10:08:17 PM): prolly not
ugly, annoying girl (10:08:36 PM): why not?
ugly, annoying girl (10:08:45 PM): it would be easy to take advantage
AngryGodOfJebus (10:09:10 PM): i guess. but girl i don't want to touch you
ugly, annoying girl (10:09:26 PM): oh wtf does that mean?
AngryGodOfJebus (10:10:19 PM): nebermind
ugly, annoying girl (10:10:49 PM): w/e.. hey by the way i think we should hang out sometime this week
ugly, annoying girl (10:10:53 PM): end
AngryGodOfJebus (10:11:40 PM): i'm working both days
ugly, annoying girl (10:11:52 PM): what time?
AngryGodOfJebus (10:12:44 PM): whenevr you'd want to hang out
ugly, annoying girl (10:15:55 PM): ohh
ugly, annoying girl (10:15:58 PM): okay then


and that was the last thing she said to me all night :lol


and now, after 18 beers and two shots, here is me talking to my friend. no, i have NO FUCKING clue what i was thinking or talking about:

AngryGodOfJebus: hupe?
AngryGodOfJebus: whats up?
friend: nothing... whats up w/ you?
AngryGodOfJebus: man i rember the frog linea
AngryGodOfJebus: and the summer sun boat
AngryGodOfJebus: so fuck uoui
AngryGodOfJebus: watching the macon
AngryGodOfJebus: adn the eggs
friend: lol
friend: u are messed up
AngryGodOfJebus: sayse hwo
AngryGodOfJebus: bestidse
AngryGodOfJebus: the trade winds
AngryGodOfJebus: see
AngryGodOfJebus: see
friend: yeah. i see
AngryGodOfJebus: good
AngryGodOfJebus: goo
AngryGodOfJebus: d
AngryGodOfJebus: niether
AngryGodOfJebus: would chezzy
AngryGodOfJebus: mcgriff
AngryGodOfJebus: so good
friend: no shit man
friend: i hear you all the way


:lol :lol :lol who is cheezy mcgriff?


ah, ok i'm done. just thought i'd share that with GAOT

 

[Guzim]

AngryGodOfJebus (10:09:10 PM): i guess. but girl i don't want to touch you
ugly, annoying girl (10:09:26 PM): oh wtf does that mean?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[sefskillz]

AngryGodOfJebus (10:12:44 PM): whenevr you'd want to hang out

that was awesome. you should try logging a conversation with someone equally drunk as you sometime, just to see how that conversation turns out.

 

[Suranga3]

You've gotta be an alcoholic to drink by yourself. But the convo with the ugly girl was funny shit.

 

[BlackMage]

18 beers and 2 shots? That's beyond my limit.

 

[Eminem]

18 beers and 2 shots? That's beyond my limit.

...and apparantly beyond mine but i didn't puke, so it's all good =p

You've gotta be an alcoholic to drink by yourself

well, i probably am a borderline drunk...but in my defense, i was drinking with my friends for the 3 hours prior to that convo. i only started talking on aim after they walked home.
but hell, i have a few drinks by myself a lot. especially after a shitty day at work. helps to unwind.

 

[sefskillz]

You've gotta be an alcoholic to drink by yourself. But the convo with the ugly girl was funny shit.

im callin bullshit on that

 

[BlackMage]

I drink by myself all the time I just don't usually get drunk alone. I love beer.

 

[RaymondCarver]

friend: no shit man
friend: i hear you all the way

that's my favorite part of your 2nd conversation. love it.












and good for you turning the girl down. That leaves them wanting more and knowing that it's not completly easy for them to get guys into bed.

Advantage = you

 

[BuddyC]

:lol

good stuff.

 

[Celicar]

You drink by yourself.

That's sad.

 

[speedpop]

This is from last night on IRC, I totally missed it since I fell asleep but few friends kept the logs of what happened. The following takes the cake.

<@dragonrawr> yipyip arr yip yip
<@dragonrawr> o'm capable of having converseations with nothing
<@dragonrawr> g'day bruice
<@dragonrawr> hows it going geeza
<@dragonrawr> prtty FUCKEN BLAND ATM
<@dragonrawr> YEAH SOFTCOCKS AHOY ;l)_

edit: missed this one.

<@dragonrawr> i fwas so lost i couldnt sleep last night
<@dragonrawr> i had to wank for about 2 and a half hours before i could sleep
<@dragonrawr> didnt get off eithe
<@dragonrawr> :s
<J_T> hah
<J_T> didn't your arm get tired?
<J_T>
<@dragonrawr> at points
<@dragonrawr> where you go really fast
<@dragonrawr> o_o

 

[Diablos]

<Eminem> I envy diablos

 

[Eminem]

f that, i hate ear infections. though i am drunk right now

 

[Diablos]

 

[Ecrofirt]

Someone post the CK and Serafitia incident.

 

[Diablos]

Yeah baby.

 

[Suerte]

I was just banned from #ga, drunk Suerte is too much for Mike_Works apparently. Lame.

 

[DJ_Tet]

I hit 'search', 'advanced search', type in DJ_Tet, select 'All Forums' and pray for the best

 

[Diablos]

I was just banned from #ga, drunk Suerte is too much for Mike_Works apparently. Lame.

Hold back the angst, son! You don't wanna bring a banned status to the forum too.

 

[Suerte]

Hold back the angst, son! You don't wanna bring a banned status to the forum too.

Just saying, done nothing on gaf to be banned.... yet.

 

[BuddyC]

Just saying, done nothing on gaf to be banned.... yet.

hey, i'm drunk too. we're like brothers, only not.

 

[Eminem]

lol

i didn't want to go through all of this tonight, since i can't buy anything on sunday...but fuck it. only5 left anyway