Alter_Fridge
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The only thing that creates babies is lust
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NickFire
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How do you explain when
DeepEnigma
's gf got pregnant from using a public toilet seat?
DeepEnigma
's gf got pregnant from using a public toilet seat?
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DeepEnigma
Gold Member
She had a full litter. My seed is mighty!How do you explain when
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Naturally then yes, that is the only way to reproduce.
The reason we experience lust is because sex feels amazing. The only reason it feels amazing is to get us to keep doing it in order to reproduce and continue the human race. You could argue that reproducing is the meaning of our existence, so sex becomes part of the meaning of life.
Of course, in the 21st century you don't actually need to have sex to produce a baby as we live in a world where artificial insemination is possible.
The reason we experience lust is because sex feels amazing. The only reason it feels amazing is to get us to keep doing it in order to reproduce and continue the human race. You could argue that reproducing is the meaning of our existence, so sex becomes part of the meaning of life.
Of course, in the 21st century you don't actually need to have sex to produce a baby as we live in a world where artificial insemination is possible.
Peggies
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NickFire
Member
I'm questioning the bolded part. It makes some sense, but it seems more like the drive to reproduce causes lust to me. Exhibit A = six million crusty socks before experiencing the sex.
quickwhips
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I need
West Texas CEO
point of view on this.
West Texas CEO
point of view on this.
DeepEnigma
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Peggies
Gold Member
Like this,
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
It's certainly an interesting thought. I think this comes down to natural, evolutionary bodily functions within the brain combined with human consciousness.
I'm going to have to be graphic here to try and explain my point. Apologies in advance.
If I'm having a wank, I'm thinking about sex or watching porn. It's not possible to blast one off thinking about anything else. So as I'm thinking about sex, my body starts to prepare for a real sex session. I'll get a hard dick, my heart rate will increase, I'll cum on orgasim etc etc.
Masturbation is almost a way to fool the brain and the body. Having sex feels amazing and releases pleasure hormones, but I can flick one off the wrist and my brain and body can't tell the difference and get ready for the main attraction regardless.
Hopefully you or somebody understands where I'm coming from with this.
BouncyFrag
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MaestroMike
Gold Member
combo of lust/love is the better play. takes awhile for the love to develop, but u can have em without the love though if the love doesn't develop then ur stuck with that bish for the rest of ur life the smarter play is to see if the love develops and if it does then make the babies.
quickwhips
Member
I had 2.
Peggies
Gold Member
O-N-E
Member
M
Mister Apoc
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FunkMiller
Banned
Waitress!
I’ll have what he’s smoking.
I’ll have what he’s smoking.
Krappadizzle
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Reptars Revenge
Member
I don’t know ever talk to those couples that have been trying to get a baby for years and then try alternative methods
epicnemesis
Member
Baby one, maybe. Baby two was a lot more stubborn and took about a year to happen. There was a lot of date tracking and more than a few “let’s just get it done with” nights.
TheContact
Member
nah my two biological kids were planned. Lust accounts for pregnancies but it should never be the reason for having one. Always use a rubber my friends
KrakenIPA
Member
Good advice! From a man who knows.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I need
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Sometimes I think Depressed GAF is pulling out of its nihilistic tendencies but then threads like this happen
haxan7
Banned
Nah we can just keep busting in a birth control cock blockDoes teezzyd have to impregnate a bitch????
farmerboy
Member
Yeah but what is the preferable way to make these two meet?
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
From what I can tell, most women don't like to be seen as objects of lust. Unless you're their boyfriend... then it's an affront if you don't see them as objects of lust. Unless you don't listen to their words and only want their bodies - then it's really bad to lust.
... Could be just me, but I think this is kind of confusing.
This week, results of a study were published at the University Of Amsterdam about how internet porn affects young minds and makes them view women as lust objects. It appears that it does. M
Sure, there are some women who want to be seen solely as objects of lust, but they're by far in the minority, and have no right to endanger the minds and souls of young men and the purity and safety of young women.
... Could be just me, but I think this is kind of confusing.
This week, results of a study were published at the University Of Amsterdam about how internet porn affects young minds and makes them view women as lust objects. It appears that it does. M
Sure, there are some women who want to be seen solely as objects of lust, but they're by far in the minority, and have no right to endanger the minds and souls of young men and the purity and safety of young women.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
*unwanted babies
haxan7
Banned
It’s more complicated than that. They want to be viewed as objects of lust if you’re the right type of man, ie viewed as a valuable mate. If they don’t see you that way, you might as well be an 80 year old pervert with your tongue out jerking off next to them in the subway.
GoldenEye Samurai
Gold Member
I’m turning 35 next month and haven’t had any kids yet. Not a good outlook.
Peggies
Gold Member
I'm happy about each and every wolf whistle but construction workers don't do them anymore
triplestation
Member
in the current day there are machines and methods
procedures
procedures
Cockles & Whelks
Banned
I imagine even if it's the slutty bird from the club you just met, most blokes would be banging away relentlessly....
Just as near the point of cumming she screams, "That's it baby, impregnate me, make me your Baby Mamma".
A flash of WTF would cross the guys mind, to be quickly erased by the impending bliss of ejaculation.
Post coitus regret would last a lot longer though. Especially when you look up and see her three other kids from three other Dad's standing at the foot of the bed.
"Mummy...are we getting a new brother or sister?"
Just as near the point of cumming she screams, "That's it baby, impregnate me, make me your Baby Mamma".
A flash of WTF would cross the guys mind, to be quickly erased by the impending bliss of ejaculation.
Post coitus regret would last a lot longer though. Especially when you look up and see her three other kids from three other Dad's standing at the foot of the bed.
"Mummy...are we getting a new brother or sister?"
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Zeroing
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
That's oddly specific..
Cockles & Whelks
Banned
That did happen to a mate. With the kids.
But I've nearly pumped a few sprogs out against common sense. Fortunately the pill or emergency pill was there to save me from a lifetime of having my PlayStation time interrupted.
trikster40
Member
Wait until you’re trying to get pregnant and it takes weeks, months, even years. Trust me, lust doesn’t even enter into the equation.
eddie4
Genuinely Generous
I would say that's a personal choice. Whatever floats your boat.
Come On Tars
Member
I was married for like 4 years before I had dem chilrens. We just wanted to make clones of ourselves. Lust isn't not a factor but at that point it's like 10% why it was going down