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[ElectricBlanketFire]

You know how complicated making peanut butter sandwiches can get? Such a damn hassle. Plus, the bread always rips(?)!

Well guess what? This mama has the perfect #mamahack for you!

Rather than spending 30 seconds spreading the peanut butter on the bread with a knife, you simply take some "gluggies" of peanut butter, drop them on some parchment paper, roll it out, and place in the freezer overnight.

The next day, you cut the peanut butter into slices and wait for the sandwich to get to room temperature!

 

[xxracerxx]

She is insufferable.

 

[Oxn]

Ot u can jus toast the fucking bread making it ez to spread

 

[Transistor]

I really hate the word hack for stupid shit like this

 

[Kuro]

That might be one of the most "white people" videos I have ever seen

 

[Fliesen]

when she smears the PB across the parchment paper, it's perfectly smooth and soft - i don't see how she'd "tear the bread"

meanwhile, she'd waste parchment paper and have to clean her kitchen shears ...

 

[EarsOfASnake]

How unnecessary.

 

[BlackGoku03]

Or....... mix the jelly and peanut butter together then spread. This problem was figured out years ago lol.

 

[Mushroomer25]

I could see this making sense if you're making a ton of sandwiches in advance - where they're already going to be sitting out for awhile - but otherwise, it seems pretty pointless.

 

[belushy]

Ot u can jus toast the fucking bread making it ez to spread

Peanut butter toast is the shit. Go next level and do banana peanut butter toast. No point in this freezer garbage!

 

[halfbeast]

how does the bread rip? you sure it's bread and not toilet paper?

 

[jett]

"Sandwich Master"

okay

 

[GhaleonEB]

Never in my life have I had difficulty spreading peanut butter. It takes like, 5 seconds.

What a strange and wasteful idea.

 

[Malvolio]

Fuck her for thinking she's clever. I wanna smack her with a sammich made the old fashioned way.

 

[AntChum]

Why is she holding a urine sample at the start of the video?

 

[Nowise10]

thats a really good life hack. how did no one come up with this until now

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I kind of want to eat one of those frozen blocks of peanut butter.

 

[Magilla]

This shit is a parody right?

 

[Ryuukan]

its great how you can look at Food network today and see nothing but MAGA clones in their hosts while their separate network, the Cooking Channel has actual diversity and real food

 

[BareKnuckle]

fucking genius can't wait to tell my gf about this

 

[p2535748]

A lot of the food network stuff I've seen online is terrible. I just saw something where they made "nutella stuffed pancakes" which managed to make pancake batter incorrectly, added way too much sugar and would have ended up with undercooked pancakes to boot.

This video is just every bad "recipe youtube" trope in one: the ridiculously large fancy kitchen that's immaculate, the reliance on overly complicated "hacks" instead of proven, simple suggestions, it's way overproduced and cloying ... man it's bad.

Also, who the hell drizzles honey like that?

Edit: I also wouldn't be surprised if this spectacularly fails with natural peanut butter due to separation and inconsistent freezing.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Never in my life have I had difficulty spreading peanut butter. It takes like, 5 seconds.

What a strange and wasteful idea.

Who are you to doubt the sandwich master?

 

[Sanjuro]

Boiling the peanut butter is much easier.

 

[sfedai0]

Take knife and spread PB on my bread without ripping it cause Im not a fucking 5 year old, or spend an hour doing all the she just did. Easy choice.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Natural peanut butter can become very hard to spread, but not necessarily. The real hack is buy different peanut butter.

 

[djkimothy]

It's amazing it's still banned in schools. How do parents afford to feed their children. It's a cheap and easy lunch.

 

[F34R]

I just kept thinking about how she would be in bed.. /shrugs lol

The PB thing though, I've never had issues with just doing it the good 'ol fashioned way. If you don't tear the bread, you're not doing it right anyways lol.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

This is the equivalent of interrogating someone who is screaming that they will tell you everything while you keep bringing in complex torture devices to break his will so he will spill the beans.

 

[Calderc]

Does GAF know the wondors, the majesty, the marvel that is peanut butter and maple syrup?

 

[Phu]

That's like 5x as much work. Heck, step 1 of that is 'spread peanut butter' which is the only step in the regular way.

 

[v1lla21]

I prefer sous vide peanut butter on my avocado toast. This Gen X'er sucks. Unliked, unfollowed.

 

[noquarter]

Or....... mix the jelly and peanut butter together then spread. This problem was figured out years ago lol.

Don't do this. My wife does that and I can't eat her sandwiches. It fucks up the sandwich.

 

[Shadax the wizard]

It works for butter too!

 

[facelike]

It's amazing it's still banned in schools. How do parents afford to feed their children. It's a cheap and easy lunch.

PB & J banned?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

It works for butter too!

 

[PoorChoices]

This isn't a hack. This is an abomination to the lord.

Everyone go repent.

 

[Ratrat]

Thats a lot. Probably 300-400 calories. No wonder you guys are fat.

 

[Transistor]

PB & J banned?

A lot of schools ban it out of fear of nut allergies in other children.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

this is a parody right? this is food netwerk's youtube right?

 

[Deleted member 325805]

What an annoying woman.

 

[Azzurri]

You can always just buy JIF Whips.

 

[Sulik2]

The biggest crime here is she is using creamy peanut butter instead of the far superior chunky.

 

[backflip10019]

2 fucking pre-roll ads on this piece of shit video?

Man I regret clicking.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Need to whip up a sandwich in a hurry? Dump some peanut butter on the floor and eat the peanut butter off of the floor like a animal you piece of shit

 

[djkimothy]

PB & J banned?

There was a news bit on the radio that parents are at wits end telling the school they may as well make a list of non banned items rather than banned items. It's not just PB that's banned. It's a shit load of normal food as well.

 

[Loudninja]

I just put the peanut butter in the microwave.

 

[Walter White Walker]

I bet she owns a Juicero.

 

[HotHamBoy]

She is insufferable.

She is really is, like goddamn.

 

[ComputerBlue]

I really hate the word hack for stupid shit like this

Came in here just to say this...

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

What's wrong with her mouth/face?