This is Kirby.
Known aliases: Kirbinator, Kirbo, Kirbster 3000, Kirbster 5000, Sir.
We found him 5 weeks ago in a puddle underneath a car during a fierce rainstorm. He was almost 2 weeks old, and was so small he was about to drown. He couldn't really see well and had to be bottle fed throughout the day for weeks. We ended up adopting him and giving him the name due to his never-ending appetite.