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EviLore

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What's your risk profile?
 
Driving, but sounds like I should try base jumping.

EDIT: Before anyone worries, that was only 20% serious. I'd rather try climbing Everest.
 
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I've been snowboarding for decades and been skydiving. I would love to try a wing suit but since I have a family now (lol and in my early 50s), I only will allow myself so much risk.
 
I've been skydiving more than once! WooohH!

This made me feel much better about my life thanks :)

I just sent a very risk email earlier this morning but sometimes you need to take action rather than going with the flow (especially if it's circling the drain). Yikes, life is just so nuts.

Bless this forum and all who visit 🙏
 
Thanks. I think I'll just go anywhere by plane from now on, then.

(I don't engage in dangerous activities, because it's a surefire way to kick into gear a special kind of anxiety that makes me prone to fuck up the simplest things and make things 10,000x more dangerous)
 
The minute you bring percentages into it you kill what's good about this. You kill the sport.
It's also true that in modern societies, dangerous sports probably account for the majority of deadly trauma and lifelong injuries, especially in the young.
More and more extreme laws are passed all the time to prevent car accidents and injuries, and then anyone is allowed to engage in a recreational activity where they have a higher chance to kill themselves or make themselves cripples for life.
 
I'm honestly surprised driving is that "safe". With the way people drive where I live, I'm surprised it's not once a day.
 
I risk of getting smashed by huge culinary equipments everytime i lift that shit for work.

Maybe not deadly (even if we had some close calls) but risk of big injuries is an all time high.
 
Where's the "Eating fast food more than 2 days a week and dying of a heart attack" statistic?

For real though, this is super interesting. Maybe I'll go skydiving someday, but I'm definitely not base jumping.
 
How can they class Formula 1 as "very dangerous" when there has only been one fatality (excluding people messing about in vintage cars) since Ayrton Senna in 1994? Given the safety measures they have now, it seems unlikely that there will ever be another death.
 
I keep my cycling to where I'm very unlikely to get run over. I've upped my driving bit to maybe 60 miles a week which is probably still pretty low.

I do sometimes consider getting into general aviation but I mean, a lot of those deaths are pure skill issues and I'm a fucking gamer.
 
From my couch to the bathroom, passing by my game room. Risk level: zero so far. Chance of dying from a heart attack: 80%. Oh well.
 
Driving is the main activity where the risk of killing someone else is equivalent to the risk of you dying. Most others there is a non existent chance of being responsible for someone else's death, or the risk is orders of magnitude lower. But there are some where it is greater, such as recreational shooting. Or similar ratio to driving such as piloting a private aircraft.
 
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Wow, didn't know basejumping was that insane. You must be really bored by skydiving to even contemplate it.
 
If my math is correct, which it usually is, using the data from the graph I have concluded that sitting on the couch whilst getting fawkin zooted must make you immortal. Neat
 
I am in the generally safe activities.

Although I did walk around DC last week. Said hello to protestors and Sabastian Gorka when I passed him on the street.
 
How can they class Formula 1 as "very dangerous" when there has only been one fatality (excluding people messing about in vintage cars) since Ayrton Senna in 1994? Given the safety measures they have now, it seems unlikely that there will ever be another death.
They're counting deaths since 1950, which is retarded lol
 
Ultra insanely dangerous activity: using dating apps.

- 80% chances of matching crazies.

- 50% chances of the relationship ending up in a nasty way.

- 30% probability of getting doxxed or publicly exposed on social media

- 20% probability of escalating things to real friends/family.

- 10-15% risk of false accusation of some kind of sexual violence.

- 1% risk of being sentenced.

- 0,1% of suicide.
 
Ultra insanely dangerous activity: using dating apps.

- 80% chances of matching crazies.

- 50% chances of the relationship ending up in a nasty way.

- 30% probability of getting doxxed or publicly exposed on social media

- 20% probability of escalating things to real friends/family.

- 10-15% risk of false accusation of some kind of sexual violence.

- 1% risk of being sentenced.

- 0,1% of suicide.
- 90% chances of matching with a catfish.
 
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The richer you get, the higher the risks of dying. How ironic.
I've heard the old saw about doctors deriding people on bikes and referring to it as riding a donorcycle but then go off and fly around in their beechcraft which according to those numbers apparently more dangerous.
 
If we take the numbers at face value, riding at 100mph is no riskier than riding at 20mph, which seems unlikely.
Of course then there's driving where it doesn't take in consideration on the roads, the risk from driving on the highway vs driving back roads. (People think the highway is more dangerous when in fact residential roads are more dangerous.)
 
Dude, how was your trip? Need to plan a trip there one day.

I had a great time, family had a great time. Everything but the capitol building and White house were open. So we got to do all the Smithsonian's we wanted to and the zoo. 12 miles a day walking.

Air and Space
American History
Zoo
Air and space Annex
Holocaust museum
Bible Museum
Spy Museum
Nighttime monuments tour
Good food
Peoples House
And some other stuff.

Wait until the shutdown is over as all Smithsonians are closed now.
 
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I drive and I went skydiving once, and honestly the dingy little plane on my way up was more terrifying than the jump itself.

Seemed held together by duct tape.
 
They're counting deaths since 1950, which is retarded lol
If the unlikely event that there's ever another fatality in F1 they would probably ban drivers from the track and have them operate the cars remotely from the pits.

It's such a risk-averse sport these days, and much the worse for it. I say bring back the possibility of high-speed fiery death! Make them have at least one race per season in a 1950s car.
 
If the unlikely event that there's ever another fatality in F1 they would probably ban drivers from the track and have them operate the cars remotely from the pits.
Admittedly it'd be kind of cool if they had them drive it wearing a VR headset and also had sort of a robotic head in the car that moved in sync to the VR headset movements.
 
I'm as low risk as I can be. I tend to not do recreational activities that test gravity because I trust that it works. I do fly 10 or more times per year but that's statistically safer than driving. I try to exercise on sidewalks and away from vehicle traffic.
 
I try to exercise on sidewalks and away from vehicle traffic.

The walkability in some US cities is really awful. You really have to be careful of traffic. I do long walks at least once a week and I am far more apprehensive of getting hit by a turning vehicle than I am of a stray dog or a mugger.
 
I have skydived twice... enough to never have the urge to do it again.
I do wonder what the risk is of driving an electric moped scooter on the road alongside cars with no helmet in China is though as I do that quite often these days. No one wears helmets here.
 
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I have skydived twice... enough to never have the urge to do it again.
I do wonder what the risk is of driving an electric moped scooter on the road alongside cars with no helmet in China is though as I do that quite often these days. No one wears helmets here.
Motorbike deaths in Asia are a sea of blood every year. Hundreds of thousands of deaths. Wear a helmet.
 
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